Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[futureman 22444]

18 minutes ago, nnm said:

That’s a brutal Twitter account. There are a lot of snuff videos in it. 

this made me laugh.  I thought it was an ad at first.

[Wally Fairway 5541]

On 10/21/2023 at 10:15 PM, Bullneck said:

 

 

fuck with the bull; get the horns

[Steel Shank 9421]

19 hours ago, crash_davis said:

or....don't light a bull's horns on fire. That would seem the more logical lesson learned.

Well, of course. But every now and then, situations in life call for one to light a bull's horns on fire. When that happens (and trust me, it WILL happen), take a few precautions like tightening up the old belt! lol!!

[YGIFS 19449]

Look on the bright side, that now paralyzed man will never have to pay in a bar when he orders a "Flaming Bullhorn" 

[RPM 26317]

40 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

take a few precautions like tightening up the old belt!

Or... remove anything that could become entangled. This is clearly a job to be done au natural.

[thunderlounge 7813]

Or repeat the same dialogue from the last time that vid was posted. 

[crash_davis 23100]

Nuke it from orbit!

 

[MissingInAction 25011]

 

 

[thunderlounge 7813]

Stunt film. We’ve been over this already. A. Lot. 

[Underdog 28575]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Nuke it from orbit!

 

Guys, don’t think Kevin survived. 

Edited October 24, 2023 by Underdog

[nnm 36349]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Guys, don’t think Kevin survived. 

Yeah, there’s definitely a body inside of that snek. 

[Deej 76755]

On 10/20/2023 at 8:40 AM, nnm said:

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89628]

On 10/23/2023 at 4:06 PM, nnm said:

Never get out of the boat!

I was half expecting there to be a velociraptor for some reason.  Can't explain why.

On 10/23/2023 at 6:19 PM, LTbear said:

Can't tell if the noise at the end is the guy intentionally trying to scare it away or if that's just the noise of a man violently shitting himself. 

Yes.

[crash_davis 23100]

 

[crash_davis 23100]

 

[CooterBrown 18003]

Why doesn't that fat guy get neutered?  I'd rather be ball-free than have 80 pound balls.

 

[Gene Parmesan 4002]

4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Why doesn't that fat guy get neutered?  I'd rather be ball-free than have 80 pound balls.

 

No kidding, mine are only 10lbs so I can still manage, but I couldn't handle 80 lbs.

[YGIFS 19449]

5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Why doesn't that fat guy get neutered?  I'd rather be ball-free than have 80 pound balls.

 

I'm sure the recovery period would be painful as hell, but surely it's worth it than living like that.  

Doesn't Ben Carson do this kinda surgery?  I think he's open these days.

[miguelito 11254]

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

That happened to me one time, but instead of a bear it was a raccoon.

[thunderlounge 7813]

 

Edited October 26, 2023 by thunderlounge
ou sux

[crash_davis 23100]

17 minutes ago, miguelito said:

That happened to me one time, but instead of a bear it was a raccoon.

You are lucky to have made it out alive. 

[Dnaguy 11920]

8 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Why doesn't that fat guy get neutered?  I'd rather be ball-free than have 80 pound balls.

 

I’d imagine the growth has inhibited the testicles already… so why not?

Hell, you can take testosterone and get some prosthetic ones for ‘looks’.

But I would also guess that removing them might also be ‘elective’ ($$$$$$) and now with 80 lbs of tissue it might be a super risky / life threatening surgery.

🤷🏼‍♂️

[davidg 4036]

And then there’s…
 

Chinese robot says Fuck You Asimov and your robot laws.

[YGIFS 19449]

22 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I’d imagine the growth has inhibited the testicles already… so why not?

Hell, you can take testosterone and get some prosthetic ones for ‘looks’.

But I would also guess that removing them might also be ‘elective’ ($$$$$$) and now with 80 lbs of tissue it might be a super risky / life threatening surgery.

🤷🏼‍♂️

I dunno, they successfully removed that 95 mole from GInny Sac's ass.  This can't be that dissimilar of a procedure.  

But in all seriousness, there are multiple instances every year of 50+ pound cysts and growths removed from human bodies.  We probably don't hear about the ones that die on the table.  But it's gotta be worth it for this guy at some point as a prisoner of his own home and body, to take that risk.  

[huge 3793]

I guess somebody would pay for it?

Cause I don’t know that he has a HSA Gold PPO type setup

[Goredho 17395]

On 10/21/2023 at 8:15 PM, Bullneck said:

 

 

[Jerry Callo 8698]

12 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I’d imagine the growth has inhibited the testicles already… so why not?

Hell, you can take testosterone and get some prosthetic ones for ‘looks’.

But I would also guess that removing them might also be ‘elective’ ($$$$$$) and now with 80 lbs of tissue it might be a super risky / life threatening surgery.

🤷🏼‍♂️

All you need is the world's largest rubber band.

[crash_davis 23100]

Holy shit. It's an ROUS!

 

[Underdog 28575]

They ate good that night. 

[Hate 20106]

Holy shit. It's an ROUS!
 

[honolulu horn 6158]

On 10/25/2023 at 8:08 AM, crash_davis said:

 

nightmare fuel for me

[GoPokes83 2240]

Holy shit. It's an ROUS!
 

Well shit it was armed, obviously self defense.

[YGIFS 19449]

Reporter: “how did you instigate a destined to fail land war in Eurasia?”

Putin: “well, first you start with a rous.”

[baboso 6054]

17 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Holy shit. It's an ROUS!

 

Nutria in Louisiana, more likely.

[Hornius Emeritus 12450]

 

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12450]

On 10/23/2023 at 9:53 PM, B00M said:

Dude, remove them. This isn’t even a question 

They were removed.
 

 

[B00M 6414]

Holy shit indeed. They fucked up a nerve in his back removing that human he scrote-birthed … he’s now paralyzed and trying to relearn to walk.

[Dnaguy 11920]

16 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Well shit it was armed, obviously self defense.

[Modessit 5598]

Holy shit indeed. They fucked up a nerve in his back removing that human he scrote-birthed … he’s now paralyzed and trying to relearn to walk.

He recovered enough to become a DoorDash driver. Did some reaction videos under the name Dan S. Delivery and played in some poker tournaments. Someone posted on one of his Facebook pages "RIP" in April but I can't confirm that. His last post on his most active page was in April.

[Underdog 28575]

Man, that’s nuts. 

[honolulu horn 6158]

19 hours ago, Modessit said:

On 10/27/2023 at 8:33 PM, B00M said:

Holy shit indeed. They fucked up a nerve in his back removing that human he scrote-birthed … he’s now paralyzed and trying to relearn to walk.

He recovered enough to become a DoorDash driver. Did some reaction videos under the name Dan S. Delivery and played in some poker tournaments. Someone posted on one of his Facebook pages "RIP" in April but I can't confirm that. His last post on his most active page was in April.

A life truly lived

[Incredulity 11652]

 

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/toptalent/s/hgSxuQXfm6

 

[thunderlounge 7813]

She’s hired

[DoobieWah 1435]

I like the lack of a gag reflex, but the indiscriminate use of teeth has me hesitant to hire her on. 
 

YMMV. 

[brakeman 28355]

 

[smuggs 9352]

On 10/28/2023 at 4:39 AM, Modessit said:

On 10/27/2023 at 9:33 PM, B00M said:

Holy shit indeed. They fucked up a nerve in his back removing that human he scrote-birthed … he’s now paralyzed and trying to relearn to walk.

He recovered enough to become a DoorDash driver. Did some reaction videos under the name Dan S. Delivery and played in some poker tournaments. Someone posted on one of his Facebook pages "RIP" in April but I can't confirm that. His last post on his most active page was in April.

He died. Stern had him on the show and that's how he got lined-up with a surgeon to finally get it removed. Howard did an obit for him when he passed away months later.

[Modessit 5598]

He died. Stern had him on the show and that's how he got lined-up with a surgeon to finally get it removed. Howard did an obit for him when he passed away months later.

He had surgery in 2014-2015. His last FB post was April 9 2023, so 8 years later

[smuggs 9352]

3 minutes ago, Modessit said:

He had surgery in 2014-2015. His last FB post was April 9 2023, so 8 years later

 

Get off my lawn.

[honolulu horn 6158]

The mysterious life of Dan S Delivery continues to unfold.

[davidg 4036]

 

Attempting the Iron Lotus in the middle of a hockey game is pretty impressive.