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7 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is why if I'm pulled over, I don't stop on the highway.  I take an exit for the safety of all involved.  There's clearly an exit yards ahead in this case.  I also don't stop on the highway for flats.  I'd rather ruin a rim and get off the highway than try and change a flat with all that traffic at my back.

yup.  will never, ever sit on the side of a highway.  anyone that does is braindead. 

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They say when this sort of thing happens your whole life flashes pasteurize.

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I hate crotch rocket lane splitters. Don't ride like a dickhead in traffic. Having said that I may have taken a 1979 Suzuki GS750 on an empty road north of Broomfield up to 155. Speed wobble was the snap to reality. There was no video.
For maybe 90 seconds I once hit 120 mph on I-95 going N @ 0200 on a Tuesday night / Wed. morning.

Mazda MX-6 turbo.

Passed a boat load of cops working a wreck, knew they were all busy.
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49 minutes ago, futureman said:

you went through the toll booth going this fast?

I will suggest there aren't any toll booths on any interstate highway portions of Palm Beach / Broward / Dade County.  & There were none in '92.  I'm trying to recall if I-4 had any back then & I think it was only the "Bee Line" / now called the tourist friendly name of "Beach Line" (runs from the Western end of Orlando East to the Port Canaveral coast).

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20 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is why if I'm pulled over, I don't stop on the highway.  I take an exit for the safety of all involved.  There's clearly an exit yards ahead in this case.  I also don't stop on the highway for flats.  I'd rather ruin a rim and get off the highway than try and change a flat with all that traffic at my back.

This is also why when using ratchet straps ALWAYS put the ratchet on the passenger/right side of the trailer.  If you stop to check or tighten, you'll be in a much safer position relative to the road.  

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11 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

This is also why when using ratchet straps ALWAYS put the ratchet on the passenger/right side of the trailer.  If you stop to check or tighten, you'll be in a much safer position relative to the road.  

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12 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

This is also why when using ratchet straps ALWAYS put the ratchet on the passenger/right side of the trailer.  If you stop to check or tighten, you'll be in a much safer position relative to the road.  

Well after all these years, I FINALLY learned something useful on this site.

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On 1/25/2024 at 12:28 PM, Da Fino said:

Comedian Mark Normand was escorted offstage tonight after a crazy chase interrupted his set.

Weird scene. Looks like they are recording a special also, so possibly related, but the MC looks legitimately shook up. 

On 1/25/2024 at 12:47 PM, Mittens said:

Only thing I've found on Twitter is a rumor that the guy who got up onstage tried to run once outside, got tased, and the reason people had to leave was a bomb threat.  Not sure how any of that fits together, but I'm curious to see what really happened.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2024/01/26/mark-normand-stand-up-comedy-incident-hihi/72364363007/
 

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In a statement provided to USA TODAY, Normand said "no one was harmed or injured" during his performance and that "the disruption was part of a planned 'surprise' activity by show producers, HiHi." But Normand said he had "no prior knowledge that this was going to happen."

 

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8 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Well, OK then.  I stand corrected.  However, everything they ever invented we took it and made it better.  I mean they think eels are a food source.  Eeew!  

Actually, it would be still be the passenger side and also the right side when viewed from the front so...

Now about the eels - do you even unagi bro?

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19 hours ago, That Guy said:

No, dude. It’s not properly checked until you say, “nope, that’s not going anywhere.” 

Anything short of that and you’re fucked. 

Exactly! I'll bet he doesn't even click his tongs together when he grills/barbecues, smh. 

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38 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

and if I remember correctly, it became hyper apparent to the Army that in the case of an attack in Europe, our biggest artillery guns (at the time) could only fire 13-14 miles

The blast radius of the 15kt nuke was something close to 3 miles it would have taken more time to call in the attack and get Prez permission to unlock the nuke, take it out of its secure location, arm it, load it, and fire it than it would have taken for the soviets to get within 3 miles or less of the gun (probably even would have overran or bombed them to Bolivia).

And of course they would have only gotten permission to deploy it in either Soviet Bloc territory, or uninhabited forests/open areas, and most importantly, only if the wind was blowing towards the same direction of the shell being fired .

 

rendering the idea of a nuke artillery shell completely useless.  Hence the reason why this was the only one ever fired

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On 1/31/2024 at 8:53 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Earl is a badass, but slightly before my time.  My first thought was of Butch Hadnot.

I watched a couple of Earl's games when he was in HS. He was a damn good runner, but he really stood out at LB.

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