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  On 6/5/2024 at 1:34 PM, thunderlounge said:

Black bear, brown bear, it don’t make a shit. 
 

BOTH are delicious. 

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Easy, RFK Jr.  That's the worm in your brain talking . . 

Family infected with brain worm disease after eating black bear meat, CDC reports

Story by Mike Snider, USA TODAY

 https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/family-infected-with-brain-worm-disease-after-eating-black-bear-meat-cdc-reports/ar-BB1n2Wk3

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Posted
  On 6/5/2024 at 1:28 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Look, there’s a reason that the guidance for bear attacks is fight a black bear but play dead for a brown bear. Black bears are much smaller and much less aggressive. 

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I am ignorant of the scale of getting your ass kicked by a bear, but I choose D, none of the above. 

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Posted
  On 6/6/2024 at 2:10 PM, nnm said:

Looks like a snuff film, but isn't.  Darwin is sad that she only suffered minor injuries.

 

 

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theres no way thats not a cracked watermelon with pasta spilling out

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I've seen one of those animals do the same thing when I was a kid out at Criders back in the late 80s.  It also tore thru the dividing fence they would put up to close off half the arena.

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  On 6/10/2024 at 5:43 PM, freyguy said:

I've seen one of those animals do the same thing when I was a kid out at Criders back in the late 80s.  It also tore thru the dividing fence they would put up to close off half the arena.

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Headed to Crider's in a couple of weeks, so this hits close to home.

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I refuse to eat octopus because they're intelligent aliens on this planet, and also to not take a chance on it being full of semen.

But yeah, I'm not kidding when I say I refuse to eat octopus because they're so  intelligent.

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Posted
  On 6/10/2024 at 4:08 PM, Jerry Callo said:

I think the bull just got sick of hearing that song.

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I love that right as the lyrics "Where at least I know I'm free...", that's when the bull starts plotting its escape.  This fucking simulation.  Now complete with semen-filled octopus, or 8 toed member of Congress filled with semen. Either way.  We're workshopping it just as soon as the one stoner at the Oregon Jesus Rodeo comes down from his high and realizes, "Man, I was so fucking high around all these hicks.  I thought I saw a bull jump the fence and tear up the food court.  I couldn't get a funnel cake or nuthin'." 

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Posted
  On 6/10/2024 at 5:43 PM, freyguy said:

I've seen one of those animals do the same thing when I was a kid out at Criders back in the late 80s.  It also tore thru the dividing fence they would put up to close off half the arena.

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Spent lots of Saturday nights on that slab after the rodeo back in the mid early '90s. Those camp counselor girls were always down for running some boots across the sanded concrete. 

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Posted
  On 6/5/2024 at 1:28 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Look, there’s a reason that the guidance for bear attacks is fight a black bear but play dead for a brown bear. Black bears are much smaller and much less aggressive. 

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This is sort of incorrect.  While black bears are more timid and easier to scare away, if they do engage you they will maul you to death.  You can play dead with a brown bear and there is a good chance they stop attacking you.  If being mauled by a black bear you fight for your life because they aren't stopping until they rip you open.  Black bears are actually more dangerous than grizzlies.

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Posted
  On 6/10/2024 at 6:48 PM, Superhero said:

I refuse to eat octopus because they're intelligent aliens on this planet, and also to not take a chance on it being full of semen.

But yeah, I'm not kidding when I say I refuse to eat octopus because they're so  intelligent.

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But they’re so tasty!

Posted
  On 6/10/2024 at 10:37 PM, mooseoutfront said:

This is sort of incorrect.  While black bears are more timid and easier to scare away, if they do engage you they will maul you to death.  You can play dead with a brown bear and there is a good chance they stop attacking you.  If being mauled by a black bear you fight for your life because they aren't stopping until they rip you open.  Black bears are actually more dangerous than grizzlies.

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I was with you until the last sentence.

I think it goes

Polar

Grizzly

The rest of yall bears.

Fight me.

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