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They say when this sort of thing happens your whole life flashes pasteurize.

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Lady sees the whole thing and just casually strolled by like “ain’t my business.”  She probably got home and didn’t tell her family about it for 3 days. 

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2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

welp, let's burn down another city in protest

Yeah, I really wouldn't consider this the same scenario.  One dude slowly got murdered over 9 excruciating minutes and was unarmed.  This dipshit reached for a pistol after a dozen warnings from an officer, who demonstrated some professionalism, with a gun pointed at his head.  I doubt they'll even be 20 people at his funeral, let alone a national protest.  I think you can safely go get a coffee at Starbuck's this morning without an open-carry.  

There is police brutality, racially motivated shootings swept under the rug, and then there's just morons of all colors riding through residential neighborhoods with firearms sitting in their lap.  If his friend in the car didn't express much anger about it, I doubt a nation of strangers will.  

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2 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

Supposedly happening down in SPI today. Multiple shark attacks.

 

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That's what happens when you jump out of a boat that has a battery in it to power the starter and stereo system.  Nautical Thermodynamics meets Marine Biology.  And yes, that's my titleist.  

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warning: this is truly disgusting and heartbreaking. i’m really looking forward to this sicko being caught. he’d better hope the police find him before the streets do.

also- not sure why he says “relieves himself”. he didn’t piss on this woman, he came on her leg. fucking parasite.

 

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No 'Sorry for Partying' or 'What's his Surly handle?' 

Dammit, this thread used to have sarcastic integrity!  

I've seen a few homeless dudes jerking off as I was just peacefully making my way through downtown or South Austin streets.  But at a retail store where families shop?  I mean, sure we have maniacal, machete wielding crazies running around Town Lake...but at least they keep their dick in their pants.  

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9 hours ago, Derka said:

warning: this is truly disgusting and heartbreaking. i’m really looking forward to this sicko being caught. he’d better hope the police find him before the streets do.

also- not sure why he says “relieves himself”. he didn’t piss on this woman, he came on her leg. fucking parasite.

 

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