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San Francisco Nudist-Pirate, in the Castro, attempts to 'Blowtorch' a Brazilian tourist?  That's what we're going with in the simulation today?  

Here in Austin, we just have these lame machete-wielding homeless who are fully-clothed.  Dammit, this town used to be edgy! 

 

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On 7/12/2024 at 11:14 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

N*dist?  Why might that be necessary?

at least go with n🍆 dist (masculine)

maybe it depends on your perspective. if from behind, it's n*dist; if frontal, nidist (or nIdist, depending on circumstances).

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They don't always explode - Hollywood has made that an expectation.  My dad was shot down 3 times in Vietnam and "walked" away from all 3, which would have been very difficult if there was a big ass explosion.

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2 hours ago, Superhero said:

I prefer pilots who don't get shot down 3 times.

 

Just joking. Thank your dad for his service, and I'm glad that he survived all those non-'splosions, and was able to bang your mom to have you.

This is hitting for the surly cycle. Thank you for the example you are setting for others. 
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25 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

So this begs the question.

How did armored medival fighters eventually die?  exhaustion?  eaten by a dragon?....???

Sheesh. Do you even Holy Grail, dude?!?

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4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Sheesh. Do you even Holy Grail, dude?!?

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chain armor is not plate armor

 

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now I have to go put myself in a headlock and figure out how to atomic wedgie myself with a door handle.  thanks a pantload.

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