Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Lhorn 4928]

rightly so

[MissingInAction 25130]

4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

I think that one was on the shag boat thread.  Pics of the after carnage.  Dude's being sued six ways from Sunday, IIRC

*days

[mulletpelini 5214]

Yeah he's correct, it's days.

 

Now when I'm fucking your wife it's six ways from Sunday.

[Buzzrock 14935]

Looks like the captain of the offending vessel is dead:

http://www.dailyastorian.com/Local_News/20180416/hammond-man-accused-of-ramming-boat-during-buoy-10-dies

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Looks like the captain of the offending vessel is dead:

http://www.dailyastorian.com/Local_News/20180416/hammond-man-accused-of-ramming-boat-during-buoy-10-dies

A Hammond man accused of assault and reckless endangerment after a boat crash during the Buoy 10 fishing season last year has died, ending the criminal case.

Sneaky!!! 

[HouTex 1887]

That’s called the Ken Lay defense. Yeah, I know he died after the trial.

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

2 hours ago, HouTex said:

That’s called the Ken Lay defense. Yeah, I know he died after the trial.

He’s not dead, he’s on an island in the South Pacific with Tupac.

[Horn_Spanker 524]

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

Got damn.  G650 with the precision sailing

[mulletpelini 5214]

I would almost guess a woman was steering and tried to hit all 3 to be that precise and miss.

[deadshank 24653]

Wow.  SIAP

 

[AUS-97HORN 11811]

not sure what kind of idiot with a basically disabled vehicle, decides to take on a cop who already has his gun drawn on him, in broad daylight with 2 others directly behind him.   but that idiot should have been brain-panned while on the ground to save taxpayers money. 

[mulletpelini 5214]

that helicopter was fast as hell.

[SizzleChest 8284]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

that helicopter was fast as hell.

[DigglerontheHoof 21207]

Murder/suicide by cop.  No way that guy thought he'd get out of that.   Pretty incredible video. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 10/8/2018 at 9:42 PM, GotThatFire said:

Mullet or no mullet, you’d piss your pants. 

I’m the one who found the piss pants pic and put it on Shaggy. /mymomentinhistory

And score one for the good guys/cops.

Edited October 13, 2018 by ImissWallyPryor

[miguelito 11266]

[Drew 2500]

Bet there are several "WTF, the Cops didn't have to shoot him" comments in the YouTube comments.

[rage-a-holic 4417]

7 hours ago, miguelito said:

Is this about the spider?

[AUS-97HORN 11811]

2 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Is this about the spider?

turn up the brightness on your monitor and look closer

[Upgrayedd 5816]

5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

turn up the brightness on your monitor and look closer

Still can't find Bert.  I suck at this.

[NateHitch 1282]

His gate code is 1970. Or 0791. Or 7910. Or something like that

[rage-a-holic 4417]

4 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

His gate code is 1970. Or 0791. Or 7910. Or something like that

or 10791071090. So what?

 

I see the dirt free number keys, but there's no telling how many digits the actual code is or how many times you can get it wrong before an alarm goes off or it locks you out.

Edited October 14, 2018 by rage-a-holic

[NateHitch 1282]

Just now, rage-a-holic said:

or 1079117700. So what?

 

I see the dirt free number keys, but there's no telling how many digits the actual code is or how many time you can get it wrong before an alarm goes off or it locks you out.

Or 70917001 maybe, I think we're narrowing it down

[Buzzrock 14935]

[Parliament 14272]

What is the purpose of that?

[Buffsoldier 1895]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

What is the purpose of that?

"I'm Australian, and I have no fucks to give."

[OrangEngr 1035]

 

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

What is the purpose of that?

Crikey, thar's a building in the way. Holy shit

[SurlyBDR 22814]

Howely focking shett!

[mulletpelini 5214]

[Homesickhorn 2207]

It’s coming right at us!!!!

[AUS-97HORN 11811]

On 10/13/2018 at 8:16 PM, Parliament said:

What is the purpose of that?

https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2018/10/05/watch-this-aussie-air-force-plane-buzz-a-city-skyline/

[Chad Fuck 17698]

On 10/13/2018 at 8:16 PM, Parliament said:

What is the purpose of that?

Being awesome.

 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Clowney with a (legal) takedown of Bills RB Chris Ivory.  By a single dread.  Ouch.

[Drew 2500]

So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

[Jerry Callo 8709]

12 minutes ago, Drew said:

So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

Supposedly, that was the reason Ricky Williams cut his hair when he went to the NFL.  That and his dreads looked ridiculous in a wedding gown.

For years, the NFL refrained from making any rules about hair. But in 2003, it enacted the “Ricky Rule,” which deemed hair part of an athlete’s uniform. This gave players the green light to grab an opponent’s hair to pull him down. The rule’s namesake, Ricky Williams, is a former NFL tailback who has the dubious distinction of being tackled by his dreads twice in one game. 

Edited October 15, 2018 by Jerry Callo
to add a couple lines from some article

[You don't know me 1161]

7 minutes ago, Drew said:

So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

I seem to remember Troy Polamalu getting pretty viciously tackled by his hair at least once.  I think it's because it's not like it's the uniform, it's part of the body.  I guess the reasoning is that if you don't like it, then cut it (or put it up somehow).

[Drew 2500]

OH yeah, I know the reasoning, but I could easily see a tackle by the hair injuring someone just as much as a Horse Collar tackle, right?

[Jerry Callo 8709]

Analyzing Hair Pulling in Athletes 

Edited October 15, 2018 by Jerry Callo

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[You don't know me 1161]

39 minutes ago, Drew said:

OH yeah, I know the reasoning, but I could easily see a tackle by the hair injuring someone just as much as a Horse Collar tackle, right?

Absolutely, that and a face mask.

[Sbbruin 21865]

2 hours ago, Drew said:

So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

I've always thought those dudes with long hair/dreads were at a disadvantage for this very reason.

[Parliament 14272]

2 hours ago, Drew said:

So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

Get a haircut.  Problem solved.

[jimmyjazz 46000]

5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Get a haircut.  Problem solved.

He was coiffed like he wanted it.

[luke duke 6413]

5 hours ago, Drew said:

So you can't "accidentally" put your finger on a face mask, or tackle by grabbing their shoulders...but you can drag them down by the hair?

 

This is the NFL's way of encouraging players to cut their hair.

Edited October 16, 2018 by luke duke

[PvilleStang 2917]

Shit, cut it?  Cousin It was un-tackleable!  

 

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

19 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Supposedly, that was the reason Ricky Williams cut his hair when he went to the NFL.  That and his dreads looked ridiculous in a wedding gown.

For years, the NFL refrained from making any rules about hair. But in 2003, it enacted the “Ricky Rule,” which deemed hair part of an athlete’s uniform. This gave players the green light to grab an opponent’s hair to pull him down. The rule’s namesake, Ricky Williams, is a former NFL tailback who has the dubious distinction of being tackled by his dreads twice in one game. 

Begs the question, when OSU holds Hager by the hair, will they call it?  Duh, of course not. 

[MissingInAction 25130]

Unless you are a viking, long hair looks fucking ridiculous on a man. Dont get me started on fucking man buns.

[PvilleStang 2917]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Unless you are a viking, long hair looks fucking ridiculous on a man. Dont get me started on fucking man buns.

Do you like fucking man-buns?  Good for you...

[MissingInAction 25130]

Every bun needs a good glazing.