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Only thing WILDER than that, that I can remember, is 1999 Baylor v UNLV.  Baylor leading with seconds left in the game, on the UNLV goal line.  Instead of taking a knee and the W, they try to run it in for a TD, fumble, and it's returned 100 yards for the UNLV victory.  

 

 

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30 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Only thing WILDER than that, that I can remember, is 1999 Baylor v UNLV.  Baylor leading with seconds left in the game, on the UNLV goal line.  Instead of taking a knee and the W, they try to run it in for a TD, fumble, and it's returned 100 yards for the UNLV victory.  

 

 

I think Kevin Steele (Baylor coach, why TF do I still remember his name) cried after that play.

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7 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

Only thing WILDER than that, that I can remember, is 1999 Baylor v UNLV.  Baylor leading with seconds left in the game, on the UNLV goal line.  Instead of taking a knee and the W, they try to run it in for a TD, fumble, and it's returned 100 yards for the UNLV victory.  

I saw something just as heartbreaking at a Pennsylvania high school game one time

 

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On 10/24/2024 at 11:08 AM, Incredulity said:

 

Trust but verify:

Hey Google, "Does bali have spiders everywhere?"

Google: No, Bali doesn't have spiders everywhere, but some areas have been known to have large spider congregations:

 

I thought I wanted to go to Bali someday.  Thank you for setting me straight.

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16 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Two of your snot nosed jockies did a fly by of my tower at over 400 knots.   I want somebodies butt.  I want it now.  I've had.  Goddam it!  That's twice.

 

That guy really wanted some butts.

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14 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Well it only hurt for the few seconds before he died.

not sure about that.... pretty sure hes got a massive gash in his groin, maybe even a full gelding.

 

that bleeds a lot.... but doesnt take a few seconds to bleed out... unless it takes out his femoral artery... and even that takes a minute.   Homie is at the bottom of the gulch bleeding out of his ass and what remains of his manhood

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7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

not sure about that.... pretty sure hes got a massive gash in his groin, maybe even a full gelding.

You are forgetting the depressed skull fracture when he landed on his head.

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Friday Night Lights: With the score tied, Eagle Mountain lined up for a game-winning field goal, but Bridgeport blocked it and returned it all the way back for the game winning score -- as time expired. 

Also Knights is a horrible mascot name for Eagle Mountain. 

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On 10/29/2024 at 10:12 AM, RPM said:

Friday Night Lights: With the score tied, Eagle Mountain lined up for a game-winning field goal, but Bridgeport blocked it and returned it all the way back for the game winning score -- as time expired. 

Also Knights is a horrible mascot name for Eagle Mountain. 

Sooo

51 yard FG, pretty ballsy for highschool but I know some kids can really crank it.  But the two guys at the end of the line are unblocked!  Have they ever practiced this?

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5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

Darwin failed, that day.

Motherfucker rides a bicycle down a path I don't even want to walk on. I hope that he at least damaged his nuts beyond the point of reproduction.

 

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2 hours ago, smuggs said:

You would think that given ~170 million years, these dildos would have developed the ability to crack a fucking egg like every other sane creature on this planet.

they actually have... those  egg eating snakes, after swallowing the egg have a bone protrusion on both sides of their internal ribcage that they crack the egg with and then squeeze all the juices/parts out of the eggshell... then puke up the shell and move onto another egg

 

 

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