Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[0xdeadbeef 1648]

On 11/14/2024 at 2:22 AM, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

Mom arrested because kid walked to town alone.

 

 

 

To me, this is a true Holy Shit story.   I really though there would be another part to this story that wasn't initially reported.  Some kind of child abuse, drugs, starving kids, something.  Nope. This actually seems to be just some I-know-better-than-you deputy arresting a mon for letting her 10 year old kid walk a mile from home on a road with a speed limit of 35?   Holy Shit.    By those standards every parent of a gen-Xer would have been shot. 

Times have changed.

By comparison, I was 12 when I rode my bike over this bridge the first time. Speed Limit 55.  135 feet above the water.  Bicycles and pedestrians welcome.

 

[futureman 22453]

45 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

By comparison, I was 12 when I rode my bike over this bridge the first time.

sounds like your parents were monsters. 

[nnm 36360]

15 hours ago, futureman said:

still would. 

Wolf was eating offal a few minutes ago. Have fun with your botulism. 

[Mittens 8263]

 

[GottaB 594]

14 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

In the face!

[0xdeadbeef 1648]

55 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

WTF is this weak-ass response from the partner.  It's like he going over to ask: "Hey why did you do that"

  

Dude, he just took a cheap shot and knocked your partner the fuck out. Charge that asshole and drive him into the pavement.

[Superhero 8828]

Looks like the "Fuck Yeah" partner knocked the paddle out of the punter's hand. Not saying he deserved to get knocked the fuck out, but it looked like a case of FAFO.

 

[Parliament 14255]

I don't see any redeemable characters in this story.

[Braff Zacklin 13558]

17 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I don't see any redeemable characters in this story.

Well, for starters, they were playing pickleball ...

[ABSR 5309]

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

Looks like the "Fuck Yeah" partner knocked the paddle out of the punter's hand. Not saying he deserved to get knocked the fuck out, but it looked like a case of FAFO.

 

No, the guy reached out to shake hands across the net after the game and the douche put his paddle out there and when contact was made it came out of his hand.  The guy who was assaulted reached over to pick it up and give it back to him and then he was sucker kicked. 

Guy who kicked him should have been beaten bloody.  Fuck sucker punchers

[futureman 22453]

2 hours ago, ABSR said:

Fuck sucker punchers

sucker kickers

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

13 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

That's going to be a hard one to pass off in jail... yeah I kicked a guy I lost to when shaking hands in pickleball.

[Incredulity 11665]

20 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's going to be a hard one to pass off in jail... yeah I kicked a guy I lost to when shaking hands in pickleball.

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1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's going to be a hard one to pass off in jail... yeah I kicked a guy I lost to when shaking hands in pickleball.

 

[nnm 36360]

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's going to be a hard one to pass off in jail... yeah I kicked a guy I lost to when shaking hands in pickleball.

[Sbbruin 21842]

Well, I guess this qualifies as Holy Shit

Spoiler

 

 

[Superhero 8828]

27 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, I guess this qualifies as Holy Shit

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I saw something like that under a bridge in LA.

 

Homeless guy was walking, stopped, pulled down his sweats and started shitting on the sidewalk. He miraculously did not get any on his pants. That's the mark of someone who's done that before. 

 

[nnm 36360]

53 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, I guess this qualifies as Holy Shit

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It was going so well until the slip and fall.  At that point he might as well have just done it in his pants.  

[Modessit 5599]

 
To me, this is a true Holy Shit story.   I really though there would be another part to this story that wasn't initially reported.  Some kind of child abuse, drugs, starving kids, something.  Nope. This actually seems to be just some I-know-better-than-you deputy arresting a mon for letting her 10 year old kid walk a mile from home on a road with a speed limit of 35?   Holy Shit.    By those standards every parent of a gen-Xer would have been shot. 
Times have changed.
By comparison, I was 12 when I rode my bike over this bridge the first time. Speed Limit 55.  135 feet above the water.  Bicycles and pedestrians welcome.

 

She didn't "let the kid walk". She left the kid at home and expected him to stay there. He decided to leave and walk a mile to town. Mom knew nothing about it until the cops called her and asked if she knew her kid had walked to town by himself.

[Mittens 8263]

15 hours ago, Modessit said:

She didn't "let the kid walk". She left the kid at home and expected him to stay there. He decided to leave and walk a mile to town. Mom knew nothing about it until the cops called her and asked if she knew her kid had walked to town by himself.

And?  It's a fucking mile.  My parents had no clue where I was 90% of the time I was on the other side of the front door, and much of that time, I was well over a mile away.

[Braff Zacklin 13558]

This is more WTF than Holy Shit. Simply embarrassing. First comment takes the cake. "You know this dude has never returned a shopping cart in his entire life."

 

[tfoolry 8208]

 

 

[RPM 26318]

Wrestling was real, the EMS response was fake.

[Parliament 14255]

3 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

This is more WTF than Holy Shit. Simply embarrassing. First comment takes the cake. "You know this dude has never returned a shopping cart in his entire life."

 

Cane him

[PvilleStang 2875]

Oddly enough, this was in the recommended clips after that:
 

 

[Digdogger 1344]

On 9/7/2024 at 11:02 AM, futureman said:

RIP @Digdogger

‘Cruel Experiments’ sounds a bit dramatic for a few teeth

[Superhero 8828]

 

[Incredulity 11665]

 

[Incredulity 11665]

 

[McFly 606]

14 hours ago, Digdogger said:

‘Cruel Experiments’ sounds a bit dramatic for a few teeth

Holy shit! You just get out of prison?

[Braff Zacklin 13558]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

Top comment:

"When this sucker hits 48mph you’re gonna see some serious shit"

The sounds that dude made had me rooting for Darwin's Award by the end.

[nnm 36360]

Anybody here think Jay Leno’s staying at the Hampton Inn in Pittsburgh, let alone got his face busted in multiple places by falling down a hill there?

Edited Wednesday at 09:35 PM by nnm

[Mittens 8263]

Saw another tweet w/ the same vid saying that Leno has got to owe some serious money to a bookie.

[nnm 36360]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Saw another tweet w/ the same vid saying that Leno has got to owe some serious money to a bookie.

That’s the only thing that makes sense. His face is busted on one side. He said his whole body is bruised up on that side. He broke his wrist on the other side. He had a fingernail pulled off on that hand. 
Yeah, that doesn’t happen falling down a hill. 

[miguelito 11262]

Maybe the hill was right-handed, ok?

[Macanudo 12976]

8 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Some of these yahoos fly those around near the Grand Parkway between 45 and 59 in the mornings.  I keep waiting for one of them to death spiral into traffic.

[Dnaguy 11943]

8 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Top comment:

"When this sucker hits 48mph you’re gonna see some serious shit"

The sounds that dude made had me rooting for Darwin's Award by the end.

Im going to hell.

I can’t stop laughing 

Edited yesterday at 05:27 AM by Dnaguy

[Longboard Horn 40301]

 

[RPM 26318]

20 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

19 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Top comment:

"When this sucker hits 48mph you’re gonna see some serious shit"

The sounds that dude made had me rooting for Darwin's Award by the end.

There was actually a tangle in the line that he didn't check before he took off, causing a wing deformity that eventually caused it to collapse once he reached high speeds. He posted another video showing this - skip to 3:21, 4:53, and 7:46

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0JGDY1-qzY

[Steamboat1874 4056]

23 hours ago, nnm said:

Anybody here think Jay Leno’s staying at the Hampton Inn in Pittsburgh, let alone got his face busted in multiple places by falling down a hill there?

Hampton Inn ?
 

Was he trying to get to a Perkins down the hill too?

[MissingInAction 25037]

2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Hampton Inn ?
 

Was he trying to get to a Perkins down the hill too?

Or a Shoney's.

[Underdog 28611]

Something wrong with Shoney’s? 

[futureman 22453]

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Something wrong with Shoney’s? 

not a damn thing. 

[Modessit 5599]

And?  It's a fucking mile.  My parents had no clue where I was 90% of the time I was on the other side of the front door, and much of that time, I was well over a mile away.

My point was that the cups were even more off-base than you thought. It would be one thing if mom said, "Sure. Walk to town. Idgaf." But that didn't happen. Mom left her "responsible" kid at home. Kid left without mom's knowledge or permission and mom got arrested for it.

[Modessit 5599]

This is more WTF than Holy Shit. Simply embarrassing. First comment takes the cake. "You know this dude has never returned a shopping cart in his entire life."
 

Never forget the Roman Colosseum:

[SurlyGator 865]

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Kathleen?!?  Someone pulled up her Wikipedia page and labeled her by her given name.  I have never, ever heard her referred to as anything other than Katie (or the GOAT).