Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[RPM 26603]

Dick

 

[Incredulity 11873]

CSB warning.

 

I actually witnessed a situation like this outside a bar in Idaho Falls some years ago.  Barrel chested under 6' 300plus pounder refused to be hand cuffed.

[Pokoloco 1298]

Fullback material.

also, they call the ground, "the floor"?

[bolverk 30307]

1 hour ago, Pokoloco said:

Fullback material.

also, they call the ground, "the floor"?

It's a British thing I first noticed a little while back in their films/shows. They don't call it "on the ground." I'm not sure what the rest of the Commonwealth says, but it's clearly not what we say in these United States of America.

It's kinda like the English quirk of saying "in hospital" without the definite article. No accounting for what gets lost over the Pond.

 

[Kennythetiger 9612]

21 minutes ago, bolverk said:

It's a British thing I first noticed a little while back in their films/shows. They don't call it "on the ground." I'm not sure what the rest of the Commonwealth says, but it's clearly not what we say in these United States of America.

It's kinda like the English quirk of saying "in hospital" without the definite article. No accounting for what gets lost over the Pond.

 

“On holiday”. 

[futureman 22690]

“at uni”

[Parliament 14592]

Why didn’t they just shoot him?

[Davis Lane 6000]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Why didn’t they just shoot him?

Not blek?

[thunderlounge 8395]

Doesn’t bark?

[TexasHooch 5176]

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Why didn’t they just shoot him?

Rank and file Brit cops don't carry.  One dude had a taser though.

[honolulu horn 6226]

12 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I actually witnessed a situation like this outside a bar in Idaho Falls some years ago.  Barrel chested under 6' 300plus pounder refused to be hand cuffed.

I worked at the inpatient psych hospital on Oahu for a while. One of the many lessons I learned was that a Samoan in the throws of a manic episode can absolutely rip locked and magnetized security doors off their hinges if they are so inclined. 

[nnm 37888]

14 hours ago, bolverk said:

It's a British thing I first noticed a little while back in their films/shows. They don't call it "on the ground." I'm not sure what the rest of the Commonwealth says, but it's clearly not what we say in these United States of America.

It's kinda like the English quirk of saying "in hospital" without the definite article. No accounting for what gets lost over the Pond.

 

When you realize what they call a meatball …..  or a cigarette ….

[PvilleStang 2983]

Put it in my diary (Outlook Calendar)

CV (not resume)

ROOTER (not route-R)

On Holiday (not vacation)

Garden Leave (we could use some of that)

Celcius...  Those Brits are quite annoying.

[General Specific 3507]

Boot & bonnet,
Metric system,
And they drive on the wrong side of both the car, and road!

[High Plains Drifter 11185]

On 12/16/2024 at 11:14 AM, Incredulity said:

CSB warning.

 

I actually witnessed a situation like this outside a bar in Idaho Falls some years ago.  Barrel chested under 6' 300plus pounder refused to be hand cuffed.

 

not a cool story bro: 

As a teen, a cop hit me across the back of the legs like that with a baton. I fell like I had been pole-axed. Fucking agony. My dad saw the huge bruises a few days later and asked about them. I said I got them in football practice when somebody stepped on the back of my legs in cleats. 

Anybody who take blows like that and not even react is a beast. 

 

[Kennythetiger 9612]

19 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

not a cool story bro: 

As a teen, a cop hit me across the back of the legs like that with a baton. I fell like I had been pole-axed. Fucking agony. My dad saw the huge bruises a few days later and asked about them. I said I got them in football practice when somebody stepped on the back of my legs in cleats. 

Anybody who take blows like that and not even react is a beast. 

 

May we have the beginning of the story please?  

[Brisketexan 106859]

May we have the beginning of the story please?  

I presume it starts with either “I’m black,” or “I’m a dog.”

[High Plains Drifter 11185]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

May we have the beginning of the story please?  

 

Riding in a car with some friends in HS. Not sure why we got pulled over, but they made all four of us line up against the wall spread eagle while they tossed the car and ran our licenses. Found some beer and poured it out (standard practice in early 80s for MIP for beer only-maybe because the legal age was only 19 then). Told us to kneel, not sure why. I turned toward the cop and started to protest and he let me have it. "I said kneel!"

Instead I rolled on the ground in agony. 

Eventually they let us all go. 

No tickets, no arrests, no citations. 

 

edit: not black or a dog, but a few of the other guys were hispanic. 

 

Edited Tuesday at 07:49 PM by High Plains Drifter

[futureman 22690]

you were just a drifter on the high plains…

[locodos 5590]

Gordie Howe...  Who wants to drop gloves with this guy?

 

[Chooky 13340]

I had no idea Gordie Howe was that jacked. Holy shit.

[Underdog 29132]

Well, he's dead so he shouldn't be too difficult. 

[HiggyBaby 2617]

Unseen footage from 9/11 🫡

 

 

[bolverk 30307]

[nnm 37888]

1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

Unseen footage from 9/11 🫡

 

 

[RPM 26603]

[thunderlounge 8395]

[nnm 37888]

 

[thunderlounge 8395]

Showin' off again, @justhookit?

[stc 1500]

once at a bar in downtown austin a british dude walked up to me and said, "i'm on holiday do you know where i can find any gear?" i had no idea wtf he was talking about. turns out cocaine is what he was talking about. 

[thunderlounge 8395]

You hooked him up with a bunch of stepped-on shit, didn't ya?

[miguelito 11472]

[Superhero 9015]

8 hours ago, nnm said:

 

That definitely is a holy shit. Imagine getting impaled on that thing with the nearest ER 3+ hours away.

Imagine the police report, cause of death: “Impaled by a fish”. 

[AUS-97HORN 12001]

12 minutes ago, Superhero said:

That definitely is a holy shit. Imagine getting impaled on that thing with the nearest ER 3+ hours away.

Imagine the police report, cause of death: “Impaled by a fish”. 

[That Guy 1021]

Too soon. 

[tfoolry 8349]

 

 

[Elvis 3437]

Holy shit!

[futureman 22690]

12 hours ago, Superhero said:

That definitely is a holy shit. Imagine getting impaled on that thing with the nearest ER 3+ hours away.

Imagine the police report, cause of death: “Impaled by a fish”. 

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fisherman-dies-after-attack-by-marlin-5370332.html 

first line of the story. 

I remember reading about this. 

[Hate 20236]

9 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

[thunderlounge 8395]

Oh, you a hitby sock now too?

[Dennis Taylor 19341]

 

[nnm 37888]

 

[Parliament 14592]

He died happy.

[0xdeadbeef 1699]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

Paging Bobby Petrino.  

 

[nnm 37888]

Time for a change of underwear. 

[RPM 26603]

 

[nnm 37888]

Just now, RPM said:

 

It's piss.

[TrashMaster G 18067]

On 12/17/2024 at 1:49 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Riding in a car with some friends in HS. Not sure why we got pulled over, but they made all four of us line up against the wall spread eagle while they tossed the car and ran our licenses. Found some beer and poured it out (standard practice in early 80s for MIP for beer only-maybe because the legal age was only 19 then). Told us to kneel, not sure why. I turned toward the cop and started to protest and he let me have it. "I said kneel!"

Instead I rolled on the ground in agony. 

Eventually they let us all go. 

No tickets, no arrests, no citations. 

 

edit: not black or a dog, but a few of the other guys were hispanic. 

 

Ima call bullshit here.

[Dennis Taylor 19341]

23 hours ago, nnm said:

 

[B00M 6729]

On 12/18/2024 at 7:05 AM, HiggyBaby said:

Unseen footage from 9/11 🫡

 

 

Edited 14 hours ago by B00M
I enjoyed it though