Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[crash_davis 23114]

16 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

That Twitter feed is awesome

seeing all those places i'll never get to visit...

[Zepol87 9189]

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

seeing all those places i'll never get to visit...

Facts!!!

[crash_davis 23114]

 

[ohchaucer 1443]

Again with the username

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

I would name my first child after that pole.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21913]

It would have been funny if after she walked away thanking the pole for saving her life if the pole then collapsed and crushed her 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

14 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It would have been funny if after she walked away thanking the pole for saving her life if the pole then collapsed and crushed her 

You're a sick fucker.

 

I like you.

[Chewbacca 7780]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It would have been funny if after she walked away thanking the pole for saving her life if the pole then collapsed and crushed her 

You mean like this?

 

 

[Underdog 28758]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It would have been funny if after she walked away thanking the pole for saving her life if the pole then collapsed and crushed her 

Or if she got hit by another car. 

[Parliament 14276]

2 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

You mean like this?

 

 

boop

[PvilleStang 2917]

It's just proof for Jersey Villiage dude that poles save lives.

Edited November 29, 2018 by PvilleStang

[Shoxthemonkey 1982]

13 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

You mean like this?

 

 

I didn't laugh until the sign lazily dropped off to the left.

 

And more of the blonde, please.

[Steamboat1874 4075]

On 11/27/2018 at 2:04 PM, LonghornJones said:

rock

[crash_davis 23114]

imgur

 

[crash_davis 23114]

imgur

 

[mulletpelini 5214]

now that's taking a parting shot

[tfoolry 8222]

Ichabod Crane

[Kwix 2192]

12 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

Old man is fast no doubt, but damn he uses the exact same move every time. You'd think the young guy would learn by the fourth try or so. 

[Modessit 5603]

Old man is fast no doubt, but damn he uses the exact same move every time. You'd think the young guy would learn by the fourth try or so. 

Which is probably why he was there. He had something printed on his shirt and didn't do anything besides show how to evade and counter. Young guy kept losing with his right foot and diving at the right leg. I'm sure the results would have been the same if the he reversed it and dove at the left leg. Old guy was probably teaching them why that's not good strategy and maybe how to counter someone who tries it. Also teaches the young guys not to take an opponent lightly just because they're older and smaller.

[Guest]

Rex-quan-do and old ass Biff Tannen are all that came to mind on the self-defense video.

[Buzzrock 14936]

21 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

Can't stop watching. That horse is completely off the ground when it deals that blow. Horse needs its own Street Fighter character.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 11/27/2018 at 12:47 PM, BearCountry11 said:

Guy deserves even more credit for hanging on considering he probably had to support an additional 5-6 lbs of shit in his pants.

Hang gliding is a zero-sum game. 

Edited November 30, 2018 by ImissWallyPryor
Or is it zero-sum gain?

[davidg 4038]

5 hours ago, Modessit said:

9 hours ago, Kwix said:

Old man is fast no doubt, but damn he uses the exact same move every time. You'd think the young guy would learn by the fourth try or so. 

Which is probably why he was there. He had something printed on his shirt and didn't do anything besides show how to evade and counter. Young guy kept losing with his right foot and diving at the right leg. I'm sure the results would have been the same if the he reversed it and dove at the left leg. Old guy was probably teaching them why that's not good strategy and maybe how to counter someone who tries it. Also teaches the young guys not to take an opponent lightly just because they're older and smaller.

I imagine that if the young guy went for the other leg, the old man would probably have a counter to it also. 

[crash_davis 23114]

Just now, davidg said:

I imagine that if the young guy went for the other leg, the old man would probably have a counter to it also. 

i agree.  he seems to be a master class dude teaching those young dudes a thing or two.  he probably didn't get to that point with only having one move.

his last move of evading and then some ninja shit and then pins the dude shows he really really knows what the fuck he's doing

[davidg 4038]

Just now, crash_davis said:

his last move of evading and then some ninja shit and then pins the dude shows he really really knows what the fuck he's doing

Still trying to decide but it looks like the old man went for the gooch on that last move.  I would tap out too when that happens to me.

[PvilleStang 2917]

Old ninja dude should teach our Offense how to evade tackles.

[crash_davis 23114]

imgur

 

[dimyh 1874]

Belongs in douche bag parking thread

[SurlyBDR 22817]

Not just holy shit, but hooooooooooooooly fucking shit! 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Ask what Brown (pants) can do for you!

[kopp0e 1135]

Good point...

[Modessit 5603]

 

Air brakes

 

[NorthLoop 14219]

12 hours ago, dimyh said:

Belongs in douche bag parking  wives thread

 

[Ten Bears 2481]

Nopity Nope Nope

[1978horn 895]

 

[Kennythetiger 9416]

A "geological risk".  Yep, I'd say that's about right.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Avoided cows. Whew...everything is going to be OK....right?

[SquishMitten 10422]

Damn near identical thing happened to me and the wife in Costa Rica. Riding in a van just like the one in the video, on a road just like that when the 7.6m earthquake in 2012 hit. A huge rockslide came down a few feet behind us. Giant boulders and dirt came down the mountain side and completely buried the road. Probably a 15' pile of rocks. If we had just been 5 seconds slower leaving the hotel...we would've been dead. 20 seconds slower, and we would've been trapped in Punta Islita for days. I would've been perfectly OK with one of those two possibilities. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

CSB.

[woohorn 1131]

Cross posting from lol...

[michaelpshayes 417]

my god

[Chad Fuck 17710]

I'd like to see the bit from his mate who's videoing him.

 

[SurlyBDR 22817]

 

[Sbbruin 21865]

Oh c'mon, I need closure!

 

[Chooky 13317]

Did he dead?

[Reagan1k 3024]

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Oh c'mon, I need closure!

 

The closure was the gators' jaws on him.

[FriendofaFriend 93]

The rest of that video better be posted in the awful shit thread

[davidg 4038]

"Whoops!" is understatement of the year 

[TrashMaster G 17583]

WTF is up with the video ending right there?  *ragey*

[strangulation! 1716]

i wonder if the immediate, tremendous expulsion of fecal matter from his pants kept the gators at bay:

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/opinion/audience/david-whitley/os-ae-alligator-gator-crusader-rope-snaps-orlando-david-whitley-1203-story.html