Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[mulletpelini 5214]

holy shit?

[Richard Kimball 1496]

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Dumb question, how come some of the posts like the one you quoted are just blank squares on my screen?

Because you touch yourself at night. 

[SHOOTER12 8819]

Just now, Richard Kimball said:

Because you touch yourself at night. 

Dang, busted again... not that I'm going to stop mind you...

[GSU&UT 1798]

 

[ABSR 5321]

3 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

Because you touch yourself at night. 

If this was true the internet would be nothing but blank squares.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

13 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

 

Must have inhaled a White House Christmas tree.  

[Steamboat1874 4075]

Martians.....

[HenryJames 66139]

11 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

 

[Pato del Muerto 52545]

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Still might be the most tense scene in movies, then that jump at the end. 

[Netzer 157]

DOB 1973

ca. 1998

2017

[Pato del Muerto 52545]

[Sbbruin 21865]

[Horn_Spanker 524]

17 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

 

Bueller?

[DigglerontheHoof 21209]

17 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

 

this is kinda freakin me out

[Parliament 14278]

49 minutes ago, Netzer said:

DOB 1973

ca. 1998

2017

1,2

[TrashMaster G 17583]

17 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

 

That must have been one hell of a cough.

[GSU&UT 1798]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

That must have been one hell of a cough.

Dude died a few days later, so I'm guessing yes.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

11 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

Dude died a few days later, so I'm guessing yes.

Oh yeah? Wonder why.

[Kennythetiger 9417]

Car accident.

[Your Mom 4829]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Holy fuck!!!

[Your Mom 4829]

18 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

 

I can't imagine how satisfying it must have felt to cough that motherfucker up.  I get excited for one huge loogee when I'm congested.  

[NorthLoop 14222]

No shit. Dude died because he had reached max fulfillment in life. 

[TK421 29]

 

[davidg 4038]

5 hours ago, Netzer said:

DOB 1973

ca. 1998

2017

That second pic she looks like she's been down a pretty rocky road

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

10 minutes ago, davidg said:

That second pic she looks like she's been down a pretty rocky road

Face down, apparently. 

[GotThatFire 166]

6 hours ago, Netzer said:

DOB 1973

ca. 1998

2017

 I have the saddest boner right now. 

[GotThatFire 166]

23 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

 

 I’m just going to go on with my life considering this fake. 

[kopp0e 1135]

imgur

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

Sometimes you eat the bear...

[freyguy 4284]

Not quite real, but gives me the pee shivers anyway.

[luke duke 6413]

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

 

 

I didn't realize that my mother posted on Surly.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/tents-situation/

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1693]

The Menendez brothers were captured in the crowd on a Mark Jackson basketball card during the period after they murdered their parents and before they were arrested late in May of 1990.

 

  

[kopp0e 1135]

imgur

[Fat Bastard 600]

On 12/6/2018 at 9:03 PM, GSU&UT said:

 

You idiots realize this is impossible, right?

[GSU&UT 1798]

3 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

You idiots realize this is impossible, right?

New England Journal of Medicine published this.

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

4 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

You idiots realize this is impossible, right?

you idiot realize you need to read the fucking article, right?

 

article explains that the docs think it happened because the patient had an excess of a chemical in the blood that allowed it to stay semi solid, yet elastic enough to be coughed up in 1 chunk.

[honolulu horn 6165]

1 hour ago, GSU&UT said:

New England Journal of Medicine published this.

Fake news, liberal New England media

[Brisketexan 105190]

Like there’s even a NEW England. Bitch please.

[Fat Bastard 600]

My bad. Should’ve read the article. Figured this was a PE, which would be literally impossible to cough up as it’s in the vasculature and not airways. If that were the case, this would be a post-mortem finding. It’s an amazing pic, alive or dead. 

[honolulu horn 6165]

North Shore Oahu has started firing out epic surf for the winter season. Cam Richards at Pipeline:

 

[mchookem 16346]

one year ago today we were sitting on the beach at Pipeline watching a competition. my lame pics and video don't do it justice. it was breathtaking. 

[NateHitch 1282]

On 12/7/2018 at 2:01 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Why am I not seeing this?  They all look right side up.  I'm not seeing the one

[woohorn 1131]

I zoomed in on the 3 in the lower left, then all look right side up, but...

 

still dumbass shit.

 

Edit: HA! Figured this was facebook thread.

 

 

[kopp0e 1135]

Those (shoes) look quite flexible, I would go on a jog with the lass:

 

[RollLeft 5045]

Didn't know whether to post in LOL thread or here...

 

[miguelito 11266]

post it on shaggybevo.com

[mulletpelini 5214]

how the fuck do you not see a pile of shit in the middle of a white floor.

[Parliament 14278]

2 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Didn't know whether to post in LOL thread or here...

 

Not enough Clorox in the world.

[kmac30 416]

Years ago I was in Home Depot with the wife. We were in the lumber area late in the evening and no one was around. It smelled funky and she kept bitching. I figured it was the treated lumber. So we turn the corner and there is a pile of shit in the middle of the next aisle. We ran.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

1 hour ago, kmac30 said:

Years ago I was in Home Depot with the wife. We were in the lumber area late in the evening and no one was around. It smelled funky and she kept bitching. I figured it was the treated lumber. So we turn the corner and there is a pile of shit in the middle of the next aisle. We ran.

I've been around a lot of lumber.  In fact I've given your mom quite a bit of wood lately.  But I've never mistaken the smell of lumber, treated or untreated, for human, or even dog, shit.

 

Edited December 10, 2018 by Buffsoldier