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3 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

Because you touch yourself at night. 

If this was true the internet would be nothing but blank squares.

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18 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

 

I can't imagine how satisfying it must have felt to cough that motherfucker up.  I get excited for one huge loogee when I'm congested.  

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4 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

You idiots realize this is impossible, right?

you idiot realize you need to read the fucking article, right?

 

article explains that the docs think it happened because the patient had an excess of a chemical in the blood that allowed it to stay semi solid, yet elastic enough to be coughed up in 1 chunk.

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My bad. Should’ve read the article. Figured this was a PE, which would be literally impossible to cough up as it’s in the vasculature and not airways. If that were the case, this would be a post-mortem finding. It’s an amazing pic, alive or dead. 

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Years ago I was in Home Depot with the wife. We were in the lumber area late in the evening and no one was around. It smelled funky and she kept bitching. I figured it was the treated lumber. So we turn the corner and there is a pile of shit in the middle of the next aisle. We ran.

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1 hour ago, kmac30 said:

Years ago I was in Home Depot with the wife. We were in the lumber area late in the evening and no one was around. It smelled funky and she kept bitching. I figured it was the treated lumber. So we turn the corner and there is a pile of shit in the middle of the next aisle. We ran.

I've been around a lot of lumber.  In fact I've given your mom quite a bit of wood lately.  But I've never mistaken the smell of lumber, treated or untreated, for human, or even dog, shit.

 

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