Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[frog 30]

20 hours ago, crash_davis said:

supposedly a meth house.

 

Home Alone 4 looks awesome. 

[Underdog 28629]

Might have been a working title/premise few years ago, seems McCauley has cleaned up his act of late. 

[Nonbryan 173]

22 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

Bet he would throw a couple dollar bills at it if he had them!

[Doze 1322]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

14 hours ago, Netzer said:

Mt. Lemmon, Tucson, AZ.

 

I lived in Oak Hill for a couple of years and commuted to school/work by bicycle. Road home every night around 2 a.m. after a long shift of  flipping burgers.

One night, racing down a steep hill on William Cannon, I sideswiped a fairly large buck. Neither of us saw the other until it was too late. Remarkable, really, that there was no apparent damage to the deer, Walden, or the bike.

That neighborhood is all developed now, so I doubt that would happen anymore.

[Parliament 14259]

Is that a chick or a dude?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Is that a chick or a dude?

Is it even human?

[honolulu horn 6158]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

3 hours ago, Doze said:

 

Is that a chick or a dude?

No.

[RPM 26320]

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I lived in Oak Hill for a couple of years and commuted to school/work by bicycle. Road home every night around 2 a.m. after a long shift of  flipping burgers.

One night, racing down a steep hill on William Cannon, I sideswiped a fairly large buck. Neither of us saw the other until it was too late. Remarkable, really, that there was no apparent damage to the deer, Walden, or the bike.

That neighborhood is all developed now, so I doubt that would happen anymore.

Years ago I was riding my Harley home late one night. I was definitely an overconfident rider. I had the throttle set at 70 and my hands off the handlebars, feet on the forward pegs just leaning back and steering by shifting my weight trying to stay on the white shoulder stripe. Then, WHOOSH! I felt a gust of air that freaked me out. I grabbed the bars, stopped as fast as I could and turned around to see wtf it was. My headlight spotted a black angus cow that weighed 7-800lbs standing across the white line. I missed her by an rch. If I had been a second or so later I would have been Hamburger Helper.

[HenryJames 66052]

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

13 hours ago, Parliament said:

14 hours ago, Doze said:

Is that a chick or a dude?

Non-binary...where have you been the last 3 years. 

[Netzer 157]

 

[Modessit 5601]

Been posted before, but I show it to people every once in a while. Still surprised that truck stopped that fast.

[Buzzrock 14920]

 

Holy SHIT. I would never go camping again.

[Brock Sampson 289]

22 hours ago, Parliament said:

23 hours ago, Doze said:

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Is that a chick or a dude?

Whatever it is, it's unemployed

[Bigbend1812 12915]

12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

This dude get eaten or what? 

[GSU&UT 1798]

20 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This dude get eaten or what? 

Werner Herzog will have another documentary to make shortly.

[Homercles 10205]

Whatever it is, it's unemployed

[HenryJames 66052]

13 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

Holy SHIT. I would never go camping again.

 

 

10 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

This dude get eaten or what? 

Professional photog is some type of camera blind. Not that the bear couldn’t get in if it wanted to.

[Netzer 157]

14 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Holy SHIT. I would never go camping again.

Oh yeah, how about running?

 

[CooterBrown 18012]

That dude needs to learn to edit a video. We don’t need a 2 minute prologue of him running before the bear encounter.

[Loose Stool 112]

33 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

That dude needs to learn to edit a video. We don’t need a 2 minute prologue of him running before the bear encounter.

No kidding. That video could have been 20 seconds at most. 

 

[Buzzrock 14920]

Oh yeah, how about running?
 

See, that’s why I don’t run.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

On 1/25/2019 at 11:15 AM, frog said:

Home Alone 4 looks awesome. 

Of course you're forgetting:

And how could anyone forget the fifth installment:

[Bigbend1812 12915]

3 hours ago, Netzer said:

Oh yeah, how about running?

 

Fast forward to 3:09.

[HenryJames 66052]

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

See, that’s why I don’t run.

 

You would if you saw that bear.

[HenryJames 66052]

 

[Bullneck 19089]

On 1/26/2019 at 7:44 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Holy shit is right.  

[Guest]

14 hours ago, Netzer said:

Oh yeah, how about running?

 

If that bear wanted his ass, running would not have helped.  LOLz at the repeated looks over the shoulder after leaving the immediate scene.

Bears should run pick play on hikers at the end of the trail after they run and think they're safe.  One scares them at the top of the hill and the other eats them at the river.

[Parliament 14259]

So if a bear starts to fuck with you, what's your play? Fight back and fight DIRTY?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

20 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So if a bear starts to fuck with you, what's your play? Fight back and fight DIRTY?

damn right.

 

 

[Netzer 157]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

So if a bear starts to fuck with you, what's your play? Fight back and fight DIRTY?

 

[Guest]

7 hours ago, Parliament said:

So if a bear starts to fuck with you, what's your play? Fight back and fight DIRTY?

I'm probably gonna run and hope the bear decides not to play.  The point remains, no man is outrunning the bear, who is capable of a 3 second 40 yard dash.. The experts tell us not to run from the bear...but instinct is a bitch.  The best you could hope for is to find shelter, a crevasse, or something.

The repeated looks over the shoulder are what was funny to me in the video.  If the bear wanted him, the pursuit would have already been over.

Edited January 28, 2019 by slorch

[HenryJames 66052]

[Modessit 5601]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

14 hours ago, Parliament said:

So if a bear starts to fuck with you, what's your play? Fight back and fight DIRTY?

The Art of Manliness has a few words to say on the subject. Basically, 1) carry bear-strength pepper spray; 2) don't bother running; 3) if it's a grizzly, and the spray doesn't work, drop, play dead, and say a few final words to the Almighty. If it's a black bear, and the spray doesn't work, fight back, because even though the odds are still against you, at least they are not overwhelmingly against you like they are with a grizzly.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Also with black bears, they are scared of people. So if one attacks you instead of running, it’s likely that it is desperately hungry and you are it’s meal of last resort. So you might as well fight it. 

 

 

[HenryJames 66052]

1 hour ago, Modessit said:

 

You will neither outrun the bear nor the black dude.

[staboner 4969]

thats a big fucking bear man

[Jerry Callo 8702]

41 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

You will neither outrun the bear nor the black dude.

I never go hiking in bear country without my Achilles knife - I will outrun someone. 

[Buffsoldier 1895]

6 minutes ago, staboner said:

thats a big fucking bear man

[crash_davis 23113]

 

[crash_davis 23113]

 

[honolulu horn 6158]

I was backpacking in the Colorado wilderness with my young son last summer. Hung the food from a high tree branch away from the tent, no food in the tent, yada yada yada, but no matter...the black bear just shimmied up and broke the limb off the tree. Pretty interesting moment in life to be standing next to your son, looking at an adult black bear in the eyes from about 50 feet away, knowing that if it was so inclined it'd take us out without half-trying. /csb

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

You forgot to grease the trunk. 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

You hung a bear bag 50ft. from your camp?

[Elvis 3371]

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

lol'd

[ROFL BOX 6649]

1 hour ago, JohnnyRage said:

You hung a bear bag 50ft. from your camp?

Maybe the bear was hung like a 50 ft. bag.

[NWBuck 8565]

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Maybe the bear was hung like a 50 ft. bag.

 

[crash_davis 23113]

boat rage is real.