Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Texaus 389]

This guy has upper management written all over him.
 
 

In Soviet Russia, burger kings you

[TexasMan 11383]

1:30 mark 

 

 

 

[blacklab 12049]

The holy hit and run of Antioch?

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

I’ve always wanted to try that.  Well, not that exactly, but the inflate tire with fire.  That shows me why I shouldn’t.

[SurlyBDR 23103]

53 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

1:30 mark 

 

 

 

Holy mother fucking shit. Lol

[Brisketexan 106615]

The holy hit and run of Antioch?

Maybe....couldn’t tell if the driver counted to three.

[mulletpelini 5220]

rule #1, you never ever allow yourself to be idle between 2 cars, especially when the front or rear of one is facing you.  I trust no one.

[DigglerontheHoof 21516]

6 hours ago, TexasMan said:

1:30 mark 

 

 

 

Do that's attempted murder, right?  And Darius really shouldn't have instigated so hard. 

Edited November 12, 2019 by DigglerontheHoof

[Nice Guy Eddie 13706]

7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

rule #1, you never ever allow yourself to be idle between 2 cars, especially when the front or rear of one is facing you.  I trust no one.

Exactly.

how is this guy not under arrest by now? I guess that his license plate is visible at some point.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

9 hours ago, blacklab said:

The holy hit and run of Antioch?

[Chooky 13337]

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Do that's attempted murder, right?  And Darius really shouldn't have instigated so hard. 

He was just exchanging information by leaving his front plates imprinted on his inner thigh.

[Jerry Callo 8952]

He did dare him, though.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

21 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

He did dare him, though.

Case dismissed!

[SquishMitten 10493]

Exactly.
how is this guy not under arrest by now? I guess that his license plate is visible at some point.

Plus, he said he knew the girl in the car. So she would’ve told the cops his name. And I don’t know if it’s attempted murder, but I imagine that charge will be included along with aggravated assault or “with a deadly weapon”, whatever the actual term for it is in CA

[Pato del Muerto 53330]

11 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

 

Plus, he said he knew the girl in the car. So she would’ve told the cops his name. And I don’t know if it’s attempted murder, but I imagine that charge will be included along with aggravated assault or “with a deadly weapon”, whatever the actual term for it is in CA

 

I assume those are all misdemeanors in California 

[jimmyjazz 46968]

Well, the guy actually stands a fairly high chance of dying.  Crushing injuries on the legs can lead to some really nasty shit.  And, that crazy femoral artery is kind of important, too.

[Wally Fairway 5664]

12 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I’ve always wanted to try that.  Well, not that exactly, but the inflate tire with fire.  That shows me why I shouldn’t.

They aren't inflating the tire with fire, they are getting the tire on the rim with fire; since they don't have the tools to do it the right way (or the brains.....maybe both)

[crash_davis 23465]

Wait, weed is legal in California. So it's basically like beer. The dude attempted to murder another dude because 2nd dude was with girl who stole first dude's beer. Fucking stupid.

[Sbbruin 22082]

Well, I guess the "holy shit" thread is as good as any for this.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/investigations/diarrhea-poured-on-woman-hollywood-homeless-564585101.html?fbclid=IwAR0eu7JwqWDpGYZsPVF8tuPZWG7m-B3cOv04bDACTvT5BYSyWr3dPO5YQXY

[TrashMaster G 18029]

On 11/8/2019 at 12:09 PM, crash_davis said:

 

Darwin just got cheated.

Moron.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

34 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Wait, weed is legal in California. So it's basically like beer. The dude attempted to murder another dude because 2nd dude was with girl who stole first dude's beer. Fucking stupid.

Maybe it was a really good beer.

[Incredulity 11859]

Because we don't have a Post something kinda cool thread

 

 

[crash_davis 23465]

22 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, I guess the "holy shit" thread is as good as any for this.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/investigations/diarrhea-poured-on-woman-hollywood-homeless-564585101.html?fbclid=IwAR0eu7JwqWDpGYZsPVF8tuPZWG7m-B3cOv04bDACTvT5BYSyWr3dPO5YQXY

damn. fuck the homeless. 

[Parliament 14556]

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

15 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Because we don't have a Post something kinda cool thread

Good thing there is no OSHA in China.

[Incredulity 11859]

 

[Sbbruin 22082]

15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

damn. fuck the homeless. 

It really has become a crisis out here.  Fortunately I live somewhere where they don't habitate.  

[crash_davis 23465]

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It really has become a crisis out here.  Fortunately I live somewhere where they don't habitate.  

not so humble brag. 🙂

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[crash_davis 23465]

[Incredulity 11859]

 

[crash_davis 23465]

Hold me beer....

[BTW 370]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, I guess the "holy shit" thread is as good as any for this.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/investigations/diarrhea-poured-on-woman-hollywood-homeless-564585101.html?fbclid=IwAR0eu7JwqWDpGYZsPVF8tuPZWG7m-B3cOv04bDACTvT5BYSyWr3dPO5YQXY

What a shit head thing to do

[Incredulity 11859]

this is to make up for the no fire gas video from before

 

 

[futureman 22664]

darwin fouled that one off.

[Incredulity 11859]

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

darwin fouled that one off.

 

unfortunately complete carnage usually isn't documented due to collateral damage.

[SquishMitten 10493]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, the guy actually stands a fairly high chance of dying.  Crushing injuries on the legs can lead to some really nasty shit.  And, that crazy femoral artery is kind of important, too.

Can't argue that. My comment was more along the way of lawyerly thinking. For "attempted murder" you at least have to have some sort of intent to kill. I don't know how strong the prosecution can argue that this guy was trying to murder the dude rather than just "hurt him really fucking bad." Had the guy died, then yes its presumably murder under the CA criminal code. But attempted murder is something different. In any case, this is the wrong thread so I probably shouldn't bog it down any further.

[jimmyjazz 46968]

8 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Can't argue that. My comment was more along the way of lawyerly thinking. For "attempted murder" you at least have to have some sort of intent to kill. I don't know how strong the prosecution can argue that this guy was trying to murder the dude rather than just "hurt him really fucking bad." Had the guy died, then yes its presumably murder under the CA criminal code. But attempted murder is something different. In any case, this is the wrong thread so I probably shouldn't bog it down any further.

I'm not sure I buy the argument that "hey, I'm gonna ram this guy into his car with my car" doesn't have attempted murder attached, but yeah, the lawyers certainly know more than I do.

[markstanco 12772]

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

[bamachine 1231]

It is proof positive that even though weed does not make you aggressive, it does not stop you from being an asshole.

Edited November 12, 2019 by bamachine
meant for squish and jj, stank hopped in between

[futureman 22664]

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

holy shit.  is he dead?

[smuggs 9394]

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, I guess the "holy shit" thread is as good as any for this.

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/investigations/diarrhea-poured-on-woman-hollywood-homeless-564585101.html?fbclid=IwAR0eu7JwqWDpGYZsPVF8tuPZWG7m-B3cOv04bDACTvT5BYSyWr3dPO5YQXY

I like that the article clarifies that this was a "hot diarrhea" attack. Way more serious than your run-of-the-mill room temperature diarrhea attack.

[SquishMitten 10493]

Begs the question, which is more dangerous to your health: hot diarrhea or cold diarrhea? The cold would presumably have additional bacteria that had grown while it fermented in the bucket, but hot mix would be more likely to contain blood and diseases that may not survive for long outside of the body.   

[smuggs 9394]

55 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Begs the question, which is more dangerous to your health: hot diarrhea or cold diarrhea? The cold would presumably have additional bacteria that had grown while it fermented in the bucket, but hot mix would be more likely to contain blood and diseases that may not survive for long outside of the body.   

Indeed. Hot diarrhea is also less viscous than a tepid diarrhea and would yield a higher coverage of the intended target, ensuring maximum ass disease dispersal.

 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

4 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Indeed. Hot diarrhea is also less viscous than a tepid diarrhea and would yield a higher coverage of the intended target, ensuring maximum ass disease dispersal.

Yes, but cold diarrhea would be more likely to stick thus prolonging exposure

[Armybrat 41314]

Gottdammit, this is morphing into TOS.

[Guest Lobo]

Well wait, what's the ambient humidity in the immediate area of the said fecal discharge?  And then what kinda toilet paper we talking about?  

[Armybrat 41314]

Diarrhea talk not going away.

anybody got some Immodium? 

[honolulu horn 6203]

Smuggs thinks he's such hot shit.

[Underdog 29100]

7 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Out cold like a Bill Cosby victim.