Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[TexasHooch 5117]

 

[Lone Star Horn 2010]

 

Here's a Jumping Spider

 

[SquishMitten 10402]

lol. holy fucking shit. CANNOT be unseen.  you have been warned. not sexual. no death. no grotesque violence. 
just straight up what the fuck?!
Spoiler

 
 

That’s what happens when you eat shit that’s still alive.

[Guest Lobo]

2 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

 

I thought those were Water Bears?  

[Modessit 5597]

 

I thought those were Water Bears?  

Deep Walrus

[BayouBill 835]

On 11/23/2019 at 12:34 PM, Underdog said:

Payoffs?!!!  You talking payoffs?!!  

We're just trying to fly a plane!!!!

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

I always read it as “Hyperbad, India.”

[atomheartbevo 89465]

On 11/19/2019 at 3:26 PM, JimmyHoffa said:

 

For whatever reason that reminded me of one of the funniest videos that included a boat. All time Classic-

 

 

I've seen that gif and video plenty of times, but that's the clearest I've seen, and I never noticed the guys in the back smashing their faces on the side.   Concussions for everybody!

[smuggs 9342]

On 11/23/2019 at 7:22 PM, crash_davis said:

lol. holy fucking shit. CANNOT be unseen.  you have been warned. not sexual. no death. no grotesque violence. 

just straight up what the fuck?!

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[Incredulity 11563]

 

[Incredulity 11563]

 

[Incredulity 11563]

Faces of Death nearly

 

 

 

[SquishMitten 10402]

12 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

The comments appear to have all been written by my wife.

"He was just exercising his rights to free speech! He didn't do anything wrong, the cops did." a/k/a "That car is backing out in front of me, don't they see me? I'm just going to speed past them, because if they hit me then they're the ones in the wrong!" 

[Modessit 5597]

Deep Walrus

Just saw the autocorrect fucked this up. Was supposed to say:

Derp Walrus

[Modessit 5597]

First thing I thought of.

[Modessit 5597]

 

 

 

a/k/a "That car is backing out in front of me, don't they see me? I'm just going to speed past them, because if they hit me then they're the ones in the wrong!" 

 

According to my insurance company, this is correct. "You were entering the roadway so that puts you at fault. It doesn't matter that they were on a crossing street and turned onto your street AFTER you started pulling out, nor that they had plenty of time to stop but didn't."

 

 

 

[Buzzrock 14877]

[Parliament 14146]

something, something, "College Station"

[TexasMan 10786]

 

[futureman 22418]

was he connecting with those shots?  machete man didn’t break stride.

[RollLeft 5040]

10 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Dumbass

[SurlyBDR 22662]

33 minutes ago, futureman said:

was he connecting with those shots?  machete man didn’t break stride.

That's the only footage I've seen, but it looks like backup was there in time to finish the job before the video cut out and more possible damage done 

[Buffsoldier 1895]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

was he connecting with those shots?  machete man didn’t break stride.

PCP is a helluva drug.

[ROFL BOX 6647]

Quote

then OIS

?

[deadshank 24651]

5 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

?

Ossifer involved chooting?

[Armybrat 40751]

Well, someone was probably ossified after all was said & done.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

[SquishMitten 10402]

20 hours ago, Modessit said:

According to my insurance company, this is correct. "You were entering the roadway so that puts you at fault. It doesn't matter that they were on a crossing street and turned onto your street AFTER you started pulling out, nor that they had plenty of time to stop but didn't."

Yeah. I think you missed my point.

[purplepride95 6890]

[Wally Fairway 5527]

On 11/23/2019 at 9:40 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Once crash_davis, never go back.

More of maybe, maybe, maybe video then a crash davis video

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

23 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

I fully understand the need for the cop to eventually start shooting, but prior to that point the cop  is chasing the guy and KNOWS they are up against a guy with a big knife.   

why in the fuck doesnt the cop have their tazer in hand?  you can see the fucking machette,  why are you automatically using your lethal force instrument to lead instead of  using the tazer.... zap the ever-living fuck out of the guy.

other than an instant kill shot, the tazer obviously gives you a better chance to take them out without either of you actually being hurt.

also I am wondering where the fuck the cops backup was, they showed up way way late right about the time the cop was about to be turned into sushi

[futureman 22418]

how do you not take someone down while unloading a clip into them at close range?  I’ve never shot anyone so perhaps I shouldn’t judge, but police are trained to shoot.  if he’s gonna do it is it that hard to settle into a nice base, two hands on the gun, and disable a suspect jogging straight at you?  has anyone here shot anyone in similar circumstances?

[SurlyBDR 22662]

I shot yer mom point-blank in the face last night.

Easiest decision I've ever made 

[futureman 22418]

my mom’s been dead for years.  you must be into some weird shit.

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

More of maybe, maybe, maybe video then a crash davis video

Yeah. I think you missed my point. 

[Brisketexan 104708]

how do you not take someone down while unloading a clip into them at close range?  I’ve never shot anyone so perhaps I shouldn’t judge, but police are trained to shoot.  if he’s gonna do it is it that hard to settle into a nice base, two hands on the gun, and disable a suspect jogging straight at you?  has anyone here shot anyone in similar circumstances?

My uncle was an ATF agent. He had a colleague get into a full-on gunfight around a pair of gas station pumps. Each guy emptied his gun without hitting the other. And the cop was an ace at the gun range. Adrenaline is a bitch.

[Chewbacca 7730]

I've seen that gif and video plenty of times, but that's the clearest I've seen, and I never noticed the guys in the back smashing their faces on the side.   Concussions for everybody!

Yep, mom would still get it.

[futureman 22418]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

My uncle was an ATF agent. He had a colleague get into a full-on gunfight around a pair of gas station pumps. Each guy emptied his gun without hitting the other. And the cop was an ace at the gun range. Adrenaline is a bitch.

I figured that probably had something to do with it.  and yeah, I’ve never had to shoot a machete man to save my own life.

[Iceman 2646]

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

My uncle was an ATF agent. He had a colleague get into a full-on gunfight around a pair of gas station pumps. Each guy emptied his gun without hitting the other. And the cop was an ace at the gun range. Adrenaline is a bitch.

ATF against the cops?

Interesting.  Meteor TV...

[Armybrat 40751]

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

My uncle was an ATF agent. He had a colleague get into a full-on gunfight around a pair of gas station pumps. Each guy emptied his gun without hitting the other. And the cop was an ace at the gun range. Adrenaline is a bitch.

My ATF neighbor carried an MP5 for serious social work. A spray & pray kinda guy.

[miguelito 11220]

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

My uncle was an ATF agent. He had a colleague get into a full-on gunfight around a pair of gas station pumps. Each guy emptied his gun without hitting the other. And the cop was an ace at the gun range. Adrenaline is a bitch.

After emptying their guns, did the 2 guys just laugh it off and say, "Well, see you later!" ?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

5 minutes ago, miguelito said:

After emptying their guns, did the 2 guys just laugh it off and say, "Well, see you later!" ?

I think you have to throw the empty gun at the other guy first.

[Guest Lobo]

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I think you have to throw the empty gun at the other guy first.

My cousin is a lieutenant, and he says this is what you're supposed to do.  His name?  Frank Drebin, Police Squad!  

Edited November 27, 2019 by Lobo

[Wally Fairway 5527]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

That guy beep beep beep beep'd the fuck outta there

[jimmyjazz 45583]

17 hours ago, futureman said:

my mom’s been dead for years.  you must be into some weird shit.

Apparently, so was your mom.

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

 

[Parliament 14146]

 

Clever girl

[fattyflattie 4636]

On 11/26/2019 at 8:50 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

why in the fuck doesnt the cop have their tazer in hand?  you can see the fucking machette,  why are you automatically using your lethal force instrument to lead instead of  using the tazer.... zap the ever-living fuck out of the guy.

Probably something like this.   Charge a police with your fists, you should get tazer.  Charge someone with a 2’ blade, you get shot.  Seems pretty easy.  He is using his “lethal force instrument” because the person charging him is using his “lethal force instrument”. 

[Modessit 5597]

Gun is out in case machete man decides to chop up some random guy on the street. You aren't going to run up and try to taze him from 10ft away if that happens. You drop the dude. When machete man charges cop, cop isn't going to put the gun away to get the taser. White cop was also probably thinking about all that sensitivity training they got on dealing with blacks and how the media was going to force him to leave the city so he was probably trying to shoot him in the foot at first.