Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[honolulu horn 6157]

I'd like to tell you the good news about Jesus Christ. He once preached, "PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!"

Jesus can be a blessing everyday in your life. For example, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

She’s a regular Mother Tourettesa.

[Brisketexan 104678]

She’s a regular Mother Tourettesa.

If y’all don’t smother this with rep, I will hate you all.

[Brisketexan 104678]

I'd like to tell you the good news about Jesus Christ. He once preached, "PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!"
Jesus can be a blessing everyday in your life. For example, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
 

I mean...I’d listen to that kinda savior.

[mulletpelini 5210]

[smuggs 9342]

19 hours ago, tfoolry said:

https://www.facebook.com/fartonmywits/videos/182489589657585/

 

She needs to be paired with the OG. I'd watch that.

 

 

[Incredulity 11562]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

oh shit, oh shit, oh shit..  Fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk...

[Armybrat 40751]

2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Idiot with a death wish.

[markstanco 12519]

yea, probably already dead. 

[Pato del Muerto 52350]

On 1/20/2020 at 11:10 AM, tfoolry said:

https://www.facebook.com/fartonmywits/videos/182489589657585/

 

Two thumbs up. Is it too late to get this submitted for the oscars as a short film entrant?

i just wish instead of cops, it was two guys in all white with giant butterfly nets that arrive to take her away. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

 

[TrashMaster G 17393]

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

yea, probably hopefully already dead. 

fify

[markstanco 12519]

29 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

When somebody does this on their own merit, and not crashed into / swerved, I have always thought the DMV needs to take their license away for 6 months and then they have to earn their licence back the way they did when they were 16. 

The distracted/wrong pedal excuses tell me you have no business driving an automobile. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

18 minutes ago, markstanco said:

When somebody does this on their own merit, and not crashed into / swerved, I have always thought the DMV needs to take their license away for 6 months and then they have to earn their licence back the way they did when they were 16. 

The distracted/wrong pedal excuses tell me you have no business driving an automobile. 

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Pato del Muerto 52350]

Getting out palms up like gee I don’t know how that happened isn’t really a great look. At least fake a chest pain or swat at fake bees or something. 

Edited January 21, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

In the old days before safety features it was more excusable.  Twice I saw people crash into a building by trying to start their manual transmission vehicles without pushing in the clutch while they were in gear.

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Getting out palms up like gee I don’t know how that happened isn’t really a great look. At least fake a chest pain or swat at fake bees or something. 

Blonde female?  No one would buy either of those excuses from her.  The real answer is too obvious.

[elfenix 34186]

 

No, looks about a fathom deep.

[crash_davis 23084]

 

[nnm 36130]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

What did I do???

[Pato del Muerto 52350]

supposed MVA passenger with feet on dash

[woohorn 1131]

Looks like airbag kicked her right in the...

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

supposed MVA passenger with feet on dash

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave stupid enough.

[futureman 22416]

MVA?

[bolverk 29414]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

MVA?

I interpreted it to mean motor vehicle accident, which would make sense in this context. I agree though this place uses acronyms at a high frequency and often leaves me puzzled. Yeah, I paused on this one too.

Gotta use those context clues.

[futureman 22416]

maybe

Edited January 23, 2020 by futureman

[Brisketexan 104678]

I interpreted it to mean motor vehicle accident, which would make sense in this context. I agree though this place uses acronyms at a high frequency and often leaves me puzzled. Yeah, I paused on this one too.
Gotta use those context clues.

Clearly, it’s “major vagina accident.”

[bolverk 29414]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Clearly, it’s “major vagina accident.”

Well, now that you mention it.

[mulletpelini 5210]

I wouldn't want to be the doctor to tell her, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have any more than 6 or 7 children

[NWBuck 8548]

Mulva? 

[GringoSalado 1651]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Gotta use those context clues.

Or Google

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

supposed MVA passenger with feet on dash

Dammit, I can’t count the number of times I’ve had to tell females in my family that the airbag will snap their legs if we have an accident with their feet on the dash. Now I have evidence. 

[mulletpelini 5210]

Just have a total stranger share the info. with them, you'll be set.

[Guest Lobo]

5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I wouldn't want to be the doctor to tell her, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have any more than 6 or 7 children

Pos rep for the reference.  I gotta get a picture of this investment analysts I was seated next to at this conference yesterday.  He literally just moved to Austin two weeks ago from SE Pennsylvania.  I won't post his name here in case anyone knows him, but it's a very Dutch-sounding name.  And of course, he has a very thin beard all the way around except off the chin, which he appears to have been growing for a long while.  And every time he looked at his high-tech phone, I just wanted to scream out, "Does anybody else not find this incredibly odd?  Am I the only one that sees what's going on?"  But I kept quiet, except on surly, in case he's trying to escape back home.  But he moved here with his wife and she works for some tech start-up, so I dunno.  

[Hpara759 1777]

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

supposed MVA passenger with feet on dash

That definitely could be a post mortem x-ray

[TexasMan 10786]

 

[futureman 22416]

she’s as sure-footed as a mountain goat. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

34 minutes ago, futureman said:

she’s as sure-footed as a mountain goat. 

Aggy has entered the chat

[mulletpelini 5210]

You can tell she's never played football, coach would be all over her for not carrying in the right hand.

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

probability is high that that guy ends up shooting himself at some point in the future if he keeps "practicing"

 

*not killing himself, just  winging a foot, side, or the other arm

[jimmyjazz 45567]

On 1/23/2020 at 8:51 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Aggy has entered the chat

Well done.  Well done, sir.

[B00M 6280]

I get training to draw for a threat right in front of you, but even then, you'd be back peddling to try to maintain separation. Is this guy practicing to be the threat? Lol

[SurlyBDR 22658]

I was more like "daaaaamn" but we don't have a thread for that

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

36 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I was more like "daaaaamn" but we don't have a thread for that

 

That's how they kill the bats, before they eat them.

[Wiler77 1558]

Not that it's not impressive as shit, but that floor has some spring to it.

[Iceman 2644]

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

That's how they kill the bats, before they eat them.

Ozzy knows karate?

[honolulu horn 6157]

On 1/23/2020 at 7:51 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Aggy has entered the chat

I repped it, and now I'm quoting it. Fantastic.

[Brisketexan 104678]

5 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

probability is high that that guy ends up shooting himself at some point in the future if he keeps "practicing"

 

*not killing himself, just  winging a foot, side, or the other arm

Chances that dude is a virgin.....is there a percentage higher than 100?