Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[honolulu horn 6208]

I'd like to tell you the good news about Jesus Christ. He once preached, "PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!"

Jesus can be a blessing everyday in your life. For example, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11856]

She’s a regular Mother Tourettesa.

[Brisketexan 106628]

She’s a regular Mother Tourettesa.

If y’all don’t smother this with rep, I will hate you all.

[Brisketexan 106628]

I'd like to tell you the good news about Jesus Christ. He once preached, "PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!"
Jesus can be a blessing everyday in your life. For example, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
 

I mean...I’d listen to that kinda savior.

[mulletpelini 5220]

[smuggs 9394]

19 hours ago, tfoolry said:

https://www.facebook.com/fartonmywits/videos/182489589657585/

 

She needs to be paired with the OG. I'd watch that.

 

 

[Incredulity 11861]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

oh shit, oh shit, oh shit..  Fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk...

[Armybrat 41322]

2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Idiot with a death wish.

[markstanco 12773]

yea, probably already dead. 

[Pato del Muerto 53333]

On 1/20/2020 at 11:10 AM, tfoolry said:

https://www.facebook.com/fartonmywits/videos/182489589657585/

 

Two thumbs up. Is it too late to get this submitted for the oscars as a short film entrant?

i just wish instead of cops, it was two guys in all white with giant butterfly nets that arrive to take her away. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20835]

 

[TrashMaster G 18031]

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

yea, probably hopefully already dead. 

fify

[markstanco 12773]

29 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

When somebody does this on their own merit, and not crashed into / swerved, I have always thought the DMV needs to take their license away for 6 months and then they have to earn their licence back the way they did when they were 16. 

The distracted/wrong pedal excuses tell me you have no business driving an automobile. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

18 minutes ago, markstanco said:

When somebody does this on their own merit, and not crashed into / swerved, I have always thought the DMV needs to take their license away for 6 months and then they have to earn their licence back the way they did when they were 16. 

The distracted/wrong pedal excuses tell me you have no business driving an automobile. 

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Pato del Muerto 53333]

Getting out palms up like gee I don’t know how that happened isn’t really a great look. At least fake a chest pain or swat at fake bees or something. 

Edited January 21, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Judge Roybeanbag 11856]

In the old days before safety features it was more excusable.  Twice I saw people crash into a building by trying to start their manual transmission vehicles without pushing in the clutch while they were in gear.

[Scheiss Meister 8449]

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Getting out palms up like gee I don’t know how that happened isn’t really a great look. At least fake a chest pain or swat at fake bees or something. 

Blonde female?  No one would buy either of those excuses from her.  The real answer is too obvious.

[elfenix 34658]

 

No, looks about a fathom deep.

[crash_davis 23465]

 

[nnm 37740]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

What did I do???

[Pato del Muerto 53333]

supposed MVA passenger with feet on dash

[woohorn 1131]

Looks like airbag kicked her right in the...

[Judge Roybeanbag 11856]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

supposed MVA passenger with feet on dash

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave stupid enough.

[futureman 22664]

MVA?

[bolverk 30235]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

MVA?

I interpreted it to mean motor vehicle accident, which would make sense in this context. I agree though this place uses acronyms at a high frequency and often leaves me puzzled. Yeah, I paused on this one too.

Gotta use those context clues.

[futureman 22664]

maybe

Edited January 23, 2020 by futureman

[Brisketexan 106628]

I interpreted it to mean motor vehicle accident, which would make sense in this context. I agree though this place uses acronyms at a high frequency and often leaves me puzzled. Yeah, I paused on this one too.
Gotta use those context clues.

Clearly, it’s “major vagina accident.”

[bolverk 30235]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Clearly, it’s “major vagina accident.”

Well, now that you mention it.

[mulletpelini 5220]

I wouldn't want to be the doctor to tell her, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have any more than 6 or 7 children

[NWBuck 8620]

Mulva? 

[GringoSalado 1652]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Gotta use those context clues.

Or Google

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

supposed MVA passenger with feet on dash

Dammit, I can’t count the number of times I’ve had to tell females in my family that the airbag will snap their legs if we have an accident with their feet on the dash. Now I have evidence. 

[mulletpelini 5220]

Just have a total stranger share the info. with them, you'll be set.

[Guest Lobo]

5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I wouldn't want to be the doctor to tell her, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have any more than 6 or 7 children

Pos rep for the reference.  I gotta get a picture of this investment analysts I was seated next to at this conference yesterday.  He literally just moved to Austin two weeks ago from SE Pennsylvania.  I won't post his name here in case anyone knows him, but it's a very Dutch-sounding name.  And of course, he has a very thin beard all the way around except off the chin, which he appears to have been growing for a long while.  And every time he looked at his high-tech phone, I just wanted to scream out, "Does anybody else not find this incredibly odd?  Am I the only one that sees what's going on?"  But I kept quiet, except on surly, in case he's trying to escape back home.  But he moved here with his wife and she works for some tech start-up, so I dunno.  

[Hpara759 1788]

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

supposed MVA passenger with feet on dash

That definitely could be a post mortem x-ray

[TexasMan 11383]

 

[futureman 22664]

she’s as sure-footed as a mountain goat. 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

34 minutes ago, futureman said:

she’s as sure-footed as a mountain goat. 

Aggy has entered the chat

[mulletpelini 5220]

You can tell she's never played football, coach would be all over her for not carrying in the right hand.

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

probability is high that that guy ends up shooting himself at some point in the future if he keeps "practicing"

 

*not killing himself, just  winging a foot, side, or the other arm

[jimmyjazz 46978]

On 1/23/2020 at 8:51 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Aggy has entered the chat

Well done.  Well done, sir.

[B00M 6725]

I get training to draw for a threat right in front of you, but even then, you'd be back peddling to try to maintain separation. Is this guy practicing to be the threat? Lol

[SurlyBDR 23103]

I was more like "daaaaamn" but we don't have a thread for that

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11856]

36 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I was more like "daaaaamn" but we don't have a thread for that

 

That's how they kill the bats, before they eat them.

[Wiler77 1619]

Not that it's not impressive as shit, but that floor has some spring to it.

[Iceman 2956]

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

That's how they kill the bats, before they eat them.

Ozzy knows karate?

[honolulu horn 6208]

On 1/23/2020 at 7:51 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Aggy has entered the chat

I repped it, and now I'm quoting it. Fantastic.

[Brisketexan 106628]

5 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

probability is high that that guy ends up shooting himself at some point in the future if he keeps "practicing"

 

*not killing himself, just  winging a foot, side, or the other arm

Chances that dude is a virgin.....is there a percentage higher than 100?