Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[davidg 4057]

3 hours ago, B00M said:

I get training to draw for a threat right in front of you, but even then, you'd be back peddling to try to maintain separation. Is this guy practicing to be the threat? Lol

You've never had to shoot your way out  from being surrounded by 4 or 5 guys?

 

 

[MoJames 8258]

"Rehabbed" Bear being released

 

[Chooky 13337]

That's how bears say thank you.

[futureman 22664]

3 hours ago, davidg said:

You've never had to shoot your way out  from being surrounded by 4 or 5 guys?

 

 

first thing I thought about.  well done. 

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[mulletpelini 5220]

Been taking my dad into the VA the past couple years for new hearing aids...makes a lot more sense after seeing that.

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[futureman 22664]

that is just tremendous. 

[crash_davis 23465]

holy shit.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7924039/Woman-plummets-90ft-apartment-block-walks-away.html

• Woman somersaults several times during three-second fall in Izluchinsk, Russia
• For a few moments, the blurred outline of her body lies motionless on ground
• But she steadily sits upright before picking herself up and calmly walking away 
• She is in hospital but, incredibly, has no broken bones from the January 22 fall

[miguelito 11450]

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[Wiler77 1619]

On 1/24/2020 at 5:06 PM, MoJames said:

"Rehabbed" Bear being released

 

JFC, that is some serious closing speed

[mulletpelini 5220]

This one is fucking great

this one not so much

 

[SurlyBDR 23103]

God damnit, I'm torn about whether to post this here or in the LOL thread

Obligatory dukeboys.gif

 

 

[GringoSalado 1652]

Texting? Never even hit the brakes.

[Parliament 14560]

[Armybrat 41320]

Sorry for partying.

[futureman 22664]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

 

we've all been there.

[Steel Shank 9533]

I'm casting no stones.

[Both Tacos 1827]

we've all been there.

More than once

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[achooloco 1086]

4 hours ago, futureman said:

we've all been there.

definitely. but we were still wrong and deserved to be laughed at. and i've been there a number of times...

[markstanco 12773]

we've all been there.

Not in public like that.

At a house, yes.

[atomheartbevo 90548]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

we've all been there.

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm casting no stones.

3 hours ago, Both Tacos said:

5 hours ago, futureman said:

we've all been there.

More than once

1 hour ago, achooloco said:

definitely. but we were still wrong and deserved to be laughed at. and i've been there a number of times...

We were just lucky enough not to have a ton of people with cameras on their phones sitting around us.  

[Pato del Muerto 53332]

My brother, the next morning:  Someone threw up on me!

Sadly, I was in no way sharp enough to ask him if someone shit his pants too. 

[Txzen 513]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

we've all been there.

 

[futureman 22664]

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

Not in public like that.

not that you remember. 

[markstanco 12773]

Good point. 

[Chad Fuck 18091]

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

We were just lucky enough not to have a ton of people with cameras on their phones sitting around us.  

So glad my partying days were pre-cell phone camera.  

[You don't know me 1163]

16 hours ago, futureman said:

we've all been there.

Scene:  Mid 1980s, at a party at some girl's house.  We were at the dining room table playing quarters, I believe.  I was at one end of the table and proceeded to projectile vomit the entire length of the table.  My friends and I were encouraged to leave pretty quickly.  No stones cast from me toward this guy, but I do laugh while at the same time empathizing.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

19 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

weve all been there

[futureman 22664]

we’ve

[General Specific 3484]

JFC, that is some serious closing speed

I hear we have an opening, does it have any eligibility and can play school?

[General Specific 3484]

definitely. but we were still wrong and deserved to be laughed at. and i've been there a number of times...

It’s called college for most, some, well a few of us!

[General Specific 3484]

weve all been there

It’s either Darwin Awards time, or here she comes with the knife!

[Chet Steadman 940]

23 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

[burntorangebongos 10809]

 

Edited January 30, 2020 by burntorangebongos

[mulletpelini 5220]

thoughts?  she should fly helicopters with that spatial awareness

[Hate 20232]

Not a fucking chance I would get on that subway.  Zero percent chance of it happening.  I'm claustrophobic to a degree, but that would take it off the charts.

[Pato del Muerto 53332]

16 minutes ago, Hate said:

Not a fucking chance I would get on that subway.  Zero percent chance of it happening.  I'm claustrophobic to a degree, but that would take it off the charts.

Had to get on a packed train this past fall after a soccer match in Germany because we couldn’t miss the transfer. It wasn’t fun. 

[futureman 22664]

21 minutes ago, Hate said:

Not a fucking chance I would get on that subway.  Zero percent chance of it happening.  I'm claustrophobic to a degree, but that would take it off the charts.

everyone’s got a price.  one stop.  three minute ride.  what’s it gonna take? 

[Hate 20232]

Several million before I would get on that.  I don't even get on elevators that have more than 4 people on them.  And if it is only one stop, that means it is easily within walking distance. I'd walk through rain and snow before I'd get on the subway.

Edited January 30, 2020 by Hate

[futureman 22664]

amazing.  there could be $100,000 in cash waiting for you at the next stop and you wouldn’t be able to get on the train?  the mind is a crazy place. 

[Hate 20232]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

amazing.  there could be $100,000 in cash waiting for you at the next stop and you wouldn’t be able to get on the train?  the mind is a crazy place. 

I wouldn't get on that train for 100K if it was loaded with people I knew and liked.  Now, I might reconsider that statement if it was filled with smoking hot naked chicks.

[futureman 22664]

5 minutes ago, Hate said:

if it was filled with smoking hot naked chicks.

[woohorn 1131]

Not a fucking chance I would get on that subway.  Zero percent chance of it happening.  I'm claustrophobic to a degree, but that would take it off the charts.

Don't knock it. I hit for the cycle twice (and lost my cherry) on a train just like that at Disney world one summer.

[mulletpelini 5220]

24 minutes ago, futureman said:

there could be $100,000 in cash waiting for you at the next stop and you wouldn’t be able to get on the train?

Wasn't that a Liam Neeson movie?

[HenryJames 67116]

 

[Guest Lobo]

7 hours ago, woohorn said:

8 hours ago, Hate said:

Not a fucking chance I would get on that subway.  Zero percent chance of it happening.  I'm claustrophobic to a degree, but that would take it off the charts.

Don't knock it. I hit for the cycle twice (and lost my cherry) on a train just like that at Disney world one summer.

What was the boy's name?  

[Incredulity 11861]