Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[davidg 4057]

 

 

[nnm 37737]

6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

That eyeblack completes the BSC ensemble. 

[SurlyBDR 23103]

A mechanic friend of mine posted these of a truck he's working on. It baffles me how someone can just drive a vehicle with the same oil until it needs a new engine 

Think with your dipstick, Jimmy

[Iceman 2956]

3 hours ago, davidg said:

 

 

Fuck your bridge... I'll just use these columns.

[wd40 1976]

12 hours ago, futureman said:

 

had to slow it down to figure out what the hell happened.  conductor is awesome. 

The conductor sings his songs again, the pedestrians will please refrain...

 

[Message Board User 12405]

 

[Message Board User 12405]

 

[Parliament 14559]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

A mechanic friend of mine posted these of a truck he's working on. It baffles me how someone can just drive a vehicle with the same oil until it needs a new engine 

Think with your dipstick, Jimmy

That looks like a late-model engine.  Did it EVER get an oil change?

[futureman 22664]

41 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

two good border collies would fix that problem in short order. 

[RPM 26560]

On 5/11/2020 at 11:48 AM, purplepride95 said:

 

Paging @drifter379 to the burnt orange courtesy phone. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5507]

On 5/13/2020 at 8:18 PM, Message Board User said:

 

Profit. goat owner should charge for the weed eating.

[nnm 37737]

2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Profit. goat owner should charge for the weed eating.

What if it eats St. Augustine? 

[mulletpelini 5220]

 

[You don't know me 1163]

I'm going to hell.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

11 hours ago, nnm said:

What if it eats St. Augustine? 

Then it will die from all the chemicals required to keep it alive in Texas (so I've read)

[markstanco 12773]

South of I20 that shit grows like weeds.

[tfoolry 8341]

4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

Wood

[futureman 22664]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

Wood

looks like carbon fiber.

[SquishMitten 10493]

Would eye?!? Peg leg! Peg leg!

[Wally Fairway 5664]

If there was a thread that was about gifs that make me cry this would be in it

 

[Underdog 29102]

8 hours ago, You don't know me said:

I'm going to hell.

See you there. 

[Message Board User 12405]

 

[SurlyBDR 23103]

Verizon Vicki just needed a new phone you devils! 

[mulletpelini 5220]

Would anyone really been that offended if that ended in a shotgun blast to her fat ass

[Underdog 29102]

Lily would've kicked her ass, then throw her out. 

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

6 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Would anyone really been that offended if that ended in a shotgun blast to her fat ass

in the relatively recent past... as in the 1970s, even with the mantra of never hit a woman, you talk liked that and act like that in a place of business that you dont own, and you got dealt with.

and by dealt with im quoting Connery

 

but now, even though she deserved every bit of being slapped back into reality, if he had touched her, he loses his job and goes to jail and branded as a woman beater. 

 

Edited May 17, 2020 by AUS-97HORN

[Hate 20232]

[honolulu horn 6203]

Mental illness is a helluva thing. It's pretty clear she's delusional and in need of psychiatric help. 

[futureman 22664]

what the hell was she saying about the mafia?

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

what the hell was she saying about the mafia?

Especially her last couple of sentences. I can barely understand half of her words. . 

[Incredulity 11861]

All I know is it’s an absolute certainty she posts in the Cloak Room

[Steel Shank 9533]

women in a very high emotional state = wheelhouse

[ROFL BOX 6654]

That looks like a late-model engine.  Did it EVER get an oil change?

That's a $ 6,500 fuckup if it isn't salvageable.

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk

[mulletpelini 5220]

My ex-wife, while not quite that possessed, would act that way every now and agian.  I'd just stare at her and say nothing.

They want you to react, they need you to react.

[RPM 26560]

Had an ex that drove an F250 Powerstroke with a dropped/shattered valve for 3 days before mentioning it was idling kinda rough.

[SurlyBDR 23103]

7 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

That's a $ 6,500 fuckup if it isn't salvageable.

Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
 

It was in the process of being replaced, never got more info other than that though 

[Iceman 2956]

If Andy Dufresne hadn't been a whittler of walls, he had the time it would take to unfuck that engine.

[TrashMaster G 18030]

On 5/13/2020 at 11:32 AM, Incredulity said:

 

When throwing like a girl turns deadly.

On 5/16/2020 at 5:41 PM, Underdog said:

Lily would've kicked her ass, then throw her out. 

I'd pay good money to watch that.

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Well done, guys!

[crash_davis 23465]

 

[crash_davis 23465]

 

[crash_davis 23465]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/gm6tys/2_dudes_jumping_of_a_bridge/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[futureman 22664]

15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/gm6tys/2_dudes_jumping_of_a_bridge/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

haha!!!!

[tx ind 7056]

29 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/gm6tys/2_dudes_jumping_of_a_bridge/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

Def holy shit

[crash_davis 23465]

 

[Incredulity 11861]

NSIAP

[purplepride95 6890]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Dude in the hat was so upset that he bailed

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

Did they have to use the cracking celery sound for the rodman animation?