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6 hours ago, futureman said:

I was joking.  but your name checks out. 

Ah. Well, I do what I can. Gotta make sure everyone's bear knowledge is on point. 

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20 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

That clip, with the thread title, reminds me of the old Carlin bit—something to the effect of “why do people say “shit!” right before an accident?  Because first you say it, then you do it!” 

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holy shit. god did not want him kicking that ball.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInRussia/comments/hm51s1/russian_goalkeeper_struck_by_lightning/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

alexeffulgence

3.1k points·11 hours ago

It was a training for the youth team of FC Znamya Truda on Saturday 4 July. The goalkeeper is a 16 years old guy was struck by lighting. The coach (the guy in blue shirt) was first on the field to provide first-aid. The player is currently in coma, hopefully everything will be ok with him.

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throwawayaccyaboi223

481 points·10 hours ago

Coach provided CPR as well as stated in the audio. That's probably what kept him alive, good job to the coach for reacting so quick and figuring out what to do.

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So potatoes are still alive when we eat them, and if we dont eat them they will burrow into our brains like a scene out of a Japanese tentacle porn.

Fuck 2020.

 

I've got a sack of those evil fucks and they are all going into the crock pot right now.

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Posted
13 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So potatoes are still alive when we eat them, and if we dont eat them they will burrow into our brains like a scene out of a Japanese tentacle porn.

Fuck 2020.

 

I've got a sack of those evil fucks and they are all going into the crock pot right now.

Correct.  If you listen carefully, you can hear them scream when you slice them or drop them in a pot of boiling water or vegetable oil.  

Posted
7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I quoted, due to this really being a "crash_davis" kinda story, (in name at least):

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

I quoted, due to this really being a "crash_davis" kinda story, (in name at least):

 

In a few years, we'll be hearing stories of their across the nation Bonnie and Clyde crime spree.

The great lord works in mysterious ways!

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Re: parking lot fight, car slams guy, etc.

Why the fuck do people who are recording fights all insist on watching with their eyes vs. looking through the phone, i.e. what the camera sees?

70% or more of these vids are barely catching the action.

& Don't even get me started on landscape vs. portrait.

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13 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Re: parking lot fight, car slams guy, etc.

Why the fuck do people who are recording fights all insist on watching with their eyes vs. looking through the phone, i.e. what the camera sees?

70% or more of these vids are barely catching the action.

& Don't even get me started on landscape vs. portrait.

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70% or more.of people are dumb.

Posted
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

AllState / State Farm called it "incidental / consequential" & can be repaired for less than the deductible.  Nothing paid, goombye.

Posted
20 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So potatoes are still alive when we eat them, and if we dont eat them they will burrow into our brains like a scene out of a Japanese tentacle porn.

Fuck 2020.

 

I've got a sack of those evil fucks and they are all going into the crock pot right now.

So many other good uses though.

(showing my age)

 

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