Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[tfoolry 8179]

 

 

[markstanco 12505]

This is our main concern, dude.  The undertow

I know right?

Also, off topic, are you from longview with your username?

[Guest Lobo]

Yes, born and raised in Longview.  Actually no, I was asked to leave the town after winning two "Hands on a Hardbody" contest. 

Levity aside, I have been asked a lot of questions about my origins but never about Longview.  Have some originality rep.  

[markstanco 12505]

Yes, born and raised in Longview.  Actually no, I was asked to leave the town after winning two "Hands on a Hardbody" contest. 
Levity aside, I have been asked a lot of questions about my origins but never about Longview.  Have some originality rep.  

Pm sent from pure curiosity.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

On 8/16/2020 at 10:41 PM, futureman said:

what dollar amount would it take to make you floss with that hair right after it gets pulled?  full job, all top and bottom teeth. 

$800

[SquishMitten 10400]

17 hours ago, tfoolry said:

   

 

Peg90x. Celebrity endorsed by NowThis

Edited August 18, 2020 by SquishMitten

[futureman 22415]

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yes, born and raised in Longview.  Actually no, I was asked to leave the town after winning two "Hands on a Hardbody" contest. 

Levity aside, I have been asked a lot of questions about my origins but never about Longview.  Have some originality rep.  

you ever cross paths with wooderson?

[markstanco 12505]

3 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

16 hours ago, tfoolry said:

   

 

 

 

 

Peg90x. Celebrity endorsed by NowThis

Edited August 18, 2020 by markstanco

[mulletpelini 5209]

18 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

If one had struggled to add a weight on, and licked her fingers and rubbed it OR leaned over and sucked it to slide the weight on easier, then it goes to 11.  As is, fail.

Edited August 18, 2020 by mulletpelini
Looks like 2 disaster scientists

[crash_davis 23084]

holy shit. there's a shitton to digest in this short clip.

 

Edited August 19, 2020 by crash_davis

[crash_davis 23084]

 

[crash_davis 23084]

went to war and a soccer game broke out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/instantbarbarians/comments/ib6f0u/good_old_soccer_game/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[crash_davis 23084]

 

[crash_davis 23084]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ic0mgf/this_1950s_newsreel_where_louella_gallagher/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[miguelito 11218]

 

Edited August 19, 2020 by miguelito
better link

[Hate 20103]

Do you have a ballon?

[markstanco 12505]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ic0mgf/this_1950s_newsreel_where_louella_gallagher/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
 

Twitter would lose their mind if that was today.

[squib 1120]

1 hour ago, miguelito said:

 

That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly. 

[futureman 22415]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Twitter would lose their mind if that was today.

 

[NWBuck 8547]

10 hours ago, squib said:

That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly. 

And  then he takes it another level:

 

[Guest]

On 8/17/2020 at 6:04 PM, mulletpelini said:

to click or not to click.....

Yep.  Went right past that shit.

[mulletpelini 5209]

16 hours ago, squib said:

That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly. 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[nnm 36086]

17 hours ago, squib said:

That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly. 

Yep. Not even close. Carson was awesome. No one else comes close. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I miss Phil Hartman. 

[ABSR 5289]

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I miss Phil Hartman. 

I'd like to be able to miss Andy Dick.

[Parliament 14133]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Part lulz, part Holy Shit.

[AUS-97HORN 11673]

well... at least it wasnt guns.....  she???  has a chance to survive that.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

On 8/19/2020 at 1:46 PM, squib said:

That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly. 

I always thought he didn’t want the guy to grab the handle on air

[Hate 20103]

 

[Longboard Horn 40138]

 

[Underdog 28450]

On 8/19/2020 at 3:46 PM, squib said:

That clip is a perfect exemplar of why Carson is the GOAT of late-night talkshow hosts. He never said a word--but he wasn't letting that guy pull that ax so quickly. 

This one and his quip to Dolly about paying a years salary to take a peek under her blouse.  I remember they'd always show the ax clip during his anniversary show. 

[mulletpelini 5209]

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Fuck you for posting that.

[luke duke 6386]

[Wally Pryor 5244]

Several reasons to watch.

 

 

[crash_davis 23084]

i'd like to donate a little honey to her cause

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Those look like A's not Bees. She needs to show us more for verification.

[crash_davis 23084]

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Those look like A's not Bees. She needs to show us more for verification.

maybe when they get stung, they grow into Bees.

[JohnnyChorizo 20]

4 hours ago, luke duke said:

 

Very intimating, lots of tomato cans early and late in his career. Lots of late hits after the bell. Small window of dominance against inferior opponents, struggled against the world class guys like Holyfield and Lewis. Lost a lot of his prime to jail. Terrible end to his career. All in all he was a good heavyweight, but not close to the best. 

[nnm 36086]

4 hours ago, JohnnyChorizo said:

Very intimating, lots of tomato cans early and late in his career. Lots of late hits after the bell. Small window of dominance against inferior opponents, struggled against the world class guys like Holyfield and Lewis. Lost a lot of his prime to jail. Terrible end to his career. All in all he was a good heavyweight, but not close to the best. 

I’ll subscribe to all of this. Probably the most intimidating fighter ever in his prime. Maybe early Foreman was as intimidating. He was just scary. Until he wasn’t.
 

All the recent stuff he’s putting out sure make it look like he wants to do a Foreman-like second shot at glory. I’m the same age, and my reaction and other fight-like skills are significantly degraded. I’m still in great shape, running marathons, etc., but compared to my 19-yo son, I’m decrepit. 

[futureman 22415]

5 hours ago, JohnnyChorizo said:

Small window of dominance against inferior opponents, struggled against the world class guys like Holyfield and Lewis.

prime tyson >>> prime holyfield/lewis.  if you don’t think tyson would have destroyed those guys when he was at the top of his game I don’t know what to tell you. 

[JohnnyChorizo 20]

Not convinced he would have destroyed Holyfield, Lewis, etc. in his prime. Tyson didn't knock out several guys in his prime that were no where close to the skill set of Lewis and Holyfield. A prime Tyson vs. a prime Lewis would have been epic! The size and skill of Lewis and the ferocity of Tyson are what boxing dreams are made of. Holyfield easily whooped Tyson twice (head butts included) and with that style would have always given Mike fits. All that being said, he would have always had a chance with that power and speed.

[Parliament 14133]

 

[nnm 36086]

6 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

Awesome. Don’t think it’s a black widow, though. They’re a little more curvy. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

 

 

[tfoolry 8179]

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

what the fuck is that thing?  

[RPM 26222]

[RPM 26222]

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

what the fuck is that thing?  

Paging @NowThis to the white courtesy phone.

[washparkhorn 9935]

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

what the fuck is that thing?  

Don't pretend like you don't know . . .