Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Guest Lobo]

I'm guessing some kind of parasitic worm?  

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I'm guessing some kind of parasitic worm?  

In a manner of speaking. 

[washparkhorn 9,939]

[Guest Lobo]

Holy shit, yeah...my bad.  Now I get it.  Watched it once for about 3 seconds in disgust because I thought it was a worm.  upon a second full watching, Now I see it was the result of some harmless horseplay with Jerry Sandusky.  

Edited August 22, 2020 by Lobo

[Guest Lobo]

When you do a double-dutch with an ass-to-ass dildo.......how do you choose who gets to keep it?  Does the other person float the co-pay for the surgery?  

[mulletpelini 5,210]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'm guessing some kind of parasitic worm?  

a parasite only takes.  That thing gives and gives and gives and gives

Spoiler

gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives

gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives

gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives

gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives

gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives gives and gives and gives and gives

 

Edited August 22, 2020 by mulletpelini
cuz its big

[Mr. Blutarsky 133]

3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

And just like that how the ass takes the length is finally answered.

[purplepride95 6,890]

 

[TexLonghorn 5,663]

12 hours ago, Lobo said:

what the fuck is that thing?  

 

[RPM 26,318]

 

[CHIEF 5,079]

8 hours ago, RPM said:

 

My dad was an engineer for Santa Fe  when I was a kid. In a head on collision, you were supposed to throw the brakes on, and then bail off the locomotive when it was slow enough that she wouldn’t get hurt. The only close call he ever had was With an Exxon tanker that was across the tracks in Fort Worth. He said he rode It out, Said he could reach out and touch the tank when he went by still on the locomotive.

Edited August 23, 2020 by CHIEF
iPhone

[Message Board User 12,395]

 

[Braff Zacklin 13,558]

The jogger/fire vid is more of a lulz to me. What can one do in the face of such stupidity but laugh?

[RPM 26,318]

26 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

"I don't think he's going to get the job done."

No shit Sherlock! But at least he's trying to be proactive. I'm sure if you were on scene you'd put it out by pissing your pants.

[futureman 22,453]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

But at least he's trying to be proactive.

is that proactive or stupid?

[Underdog 28,611]

Thinking to himself; GDit, where's a rake when you need one?

 

[SquishMitten 10,403]

Surprised his shoes weren't completely melted already. That's gonna be a painful walk home barefoot

[davidg 4,036]

 

[SurlyBDR 22,773]

 

[tfoolry 8,208]

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Is it ok to LOL at a Holy Shit post?

[Parliament 14,255]

"boop"

[Texaus 377]

Daaang Impressive that dude got up from the car attack. Was hoping he’d beat the shit out of guy. May be just adrenaline and dude was seriously injured

[TexasMan 10,891]

 

[futureman 22,453]

that’s a pretty real looking glass eye

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

She also has a lazy shirt and bra, someone should alert her 

[Chooky 13,307]

The eye hole. Would you? 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

9 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The eye hole. Would you? 

[davidg 4,036]

13 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The eye hole. Would you? 

[mulletpelini 5,210]

not deep enough for me personally.  pass.

[Buzzrock 14,918]

My dad lost an eye in a mower accident when I was really young. He used to terrorize us with his false eye. It was great.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

My dad lost an eye in a mower accident when I was really young. He used to terrorize us with his false eye. It was great.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

21 hours ago, Chooky said:

The eye hole. Would you? 

Cocaines a Hellofa’ drug...

Edited August 27, 2020 by Doc Reeves

[Sbbruin 21,842]

On 8/22/2020 at 3:50 PM, Mr. Blutarsky said:

And just like that how the ass takes the length is finally answered.

[Sbbruin 21,842]

On 8/24/2020 at 2:41 PM, davidg said:

 

What am I watching here?

[gernblansten 3,196]

22 hours ago, Chooky said:

The eye hole. Would you? 

While Chooky dressed to leave after their night of passion, she winked and said, "I'll keep an eye out for ya!"

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

My dad lost an eye in a mower accident when I was really young. He used to terrorize us with his false eye. It was great.

You’ll mow your eye out!

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

My dad lost an eye in a mower accident when I was really young. He used to terrorize us with his false eye. It was great.

So, this hit close to home???

[SquishMitten 10,403]

24 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What am I watching here?

Some kind of a bush hog I think. Pause it at around the 2-3 second mark and look at that piece that slides out to the right. You can see there are vertical blades on it. One of those blades came through the windshield and planted itself in the seat next to him

[nnm 36,360]

28 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What am I watching here?

A prime exhibit for plaintiff’s counsel when that model of bush hog impales some future unfortunate worker. The company is now on notice that the machine is prone to losing its mower blades, and the protective glass in the cab is insufficient to protect the operator. 

[RPM 26,318]

[davidg 4,036]

8 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Some kind of a bush hog I think. Pause it at around the 2-3 second mark and look at that piece that slides out to the right. You can see there are vertical blades on it. One of those blades came through the windshield and planted itself in the seat next to him

Old version of something like this for trimming grapevine hedgerows

[crash_davis 23,107]

Some of you assholes need to learn to spoiler tag shit and give fair warning. I'm talking you you @tfoolry

can't fucking unsee shit.

Edited August 27, 2020 by crash_davis

[Wally Fairway 5,543]

 

[Underdog 28,611]

Peter North? 

[Message Board User 12,395]

 

[futureman 22,453]

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

what’s going on here

[Parliament 14,255]

what’s going on here

Somebody done got fired, that's what.

[Sbbruin 21,842]

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

what’s going on here

Liquid metal of some kind.

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

Jeez... really curious about the story here.