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4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I had no idea.
 

Kinda like that really hot chick you see and are ready to fall in love with, and then she opens her mouth and has a voice that sounds like she sucked helium.  Total boner-killer. (Only implying koalas are cute, not that they give me a boner.)

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2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Kinda like that really hot chick you see and are ready to fall in love with, and then she opens her mouth and has a voice that sounds like she sucked helium.  Total boner-killer. (Only implying koalas are cute, not that they give me a boner.)

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I can’t find anything about the height of the arch at its apex, but i found that the water to roadway is supposed to be 100’. I think he jumped from more than double that, but at 200’ he’s hitting the water at around 75 mph. And he landed pretty flat based on the sound and his injuries. Someone should tell him to bring a rock with him next time to break the surface tension before he hits the water. If you want to do stupid shit, at least learn some basic science and try to use it to your advantage. 

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

 

Did the mom smack her just as the ballon was flying away?  If she hadn't done that, she may have been able to hold onto the balloon.  

Plus the wife is fat as fuck, and not in a fun way.  Feel bad for that dude...crabby kid, ugly fat wife, and immortalized in a shitty way on the interwebs.  

 

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I don't think she's that old.  My wife had our second baby at age 42.  But she's 5'9"/120# and was in good health at the time (no pics/humblebrag) 

No judgement but if that woman is in her mid-40's and that stocky, could be a risky pregnancy.  But they all are no matter what.  I wish her and her baby good health, but you post shit like this online looking for attention---you're gonna get some commentary.  The little girl was being shitty, but not worthy of a public smackdown.  The woman is on the heavy side, but looks like she always was and the first girl came out looking okay.  And husband looks like he's about 4 more card-punches away from being the most frequent patron to the Twin Peaks in his area.  

Shit can always go wrong, have to take a leap of faith.  We did.  But our leap didn't end in a year's supply of cold stone creamery and a jab to our eldest daughter's face.  

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Any pregnancy past 38 is considered “high risk” and requires a second high-risk specialist OBGYN. Weight is not as much a factor in the pregnancy in it of itself, however women with higher weights are more prone to developing Diabetes during their pregnancy which requires close monitoring by said specialist. 

The chances for Down’s syndrome among other genetic disorders increases dramatically past 38. Still, women can have kids into their late 40s without trouble and if they have a good dr and proper genetic screening they shouldn’t have worries.  If they do, it’s common to abort.

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Hey bro, toss me a Brucellosis Light!  Let's fucking party!  

It's not deadly, but that guy is gonna be fucked up off and on for a few weeks.  Then again, he looks like he didn't have much to lose anyway.  Party on Bruce L. Losis!  

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