Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Incredulity 11,652]

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/k98xq6/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

[Parliament 14,243]

Comin' in hot!

[crash_davis 23,100]

This morning in Austin on southbound183 just past I35. It was around 3:40AM. The time on the dashcam is incorrect. Called 911. While I was talking to the 911 dispatcher she said that other people were also calling in. Didn't see anything on the news about a head on collision so I'm hoping nothing happened other than the drunk asshole getting thrown in jail, but prob not.

 

[GringoSalado 1,651]

holy shit

 

obligatory

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

crash davis rocking tiny dancer.....   not surprised. 

[crash_davis 23,100]

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

crash davis rocking tiny dancer.....   not surprised. 

[Sbbruin 21,829]

18 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

This morning in Austin on southbound183 just past I35. It was around 3:40AM. The time on the dashcam is incorrect. Called 911. While I was talking to the 911 dispatcher she said that other people were also calling in. Didn't see anything on the news about a head on collision so I'm hoping nothing happened other than the drunk asshole getting thrown in jail, but prob not.

 

"Count the headlights on the highway..."  Uh, 1,2 .  2 is the answer.  Headed this way (props on EJ on the radio).

[crash_davis 23,100]

9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

crash davis rocking tiny dancer.....   not surprised. 

It's my 70s/80s Rock playlist. Do I get points that the next song was AC/DC Thunderstruck?

[Kennythetiger 9,376]

Sure it was. Or Air Supply. 

[hookemATL 11,702]

I’m all out of love, I’m so lost without you, I’m all out of love, I was just killed in a wrong way drunk driver accident. 

[crash_davis 23,100]

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

crash davis rocking tiny dancer.....   not surprised. 

that song fucking rocks. try listening to that song in the car and not singing along. 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

Hmmm. I like Elton John, AC/DC, and air supply. 

[honolulu horn 6,158]

There's not a damn thing wrong with Tiny Dancer. 

[Guest]

7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

It's my 70s/80s Rock playlist. Do I get points that the next song was AC/DC Thunderstruck?

What if I told you Thunderstruck isn't from the 70's/ 80's?

[Parliament 14,243]

It's 80's style though.

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Parliament said:

It's 80's style though.

We're talkin points here...  stay on task.

[smuggs 9,353]

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hmmm. I like Elton John, AC/DC, and air supply. 

[Kennythetiger 9,376]

9 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

There's not a damn thing wrong with Tiny Dancer. 

Tiny Dancer. Lol. He’s singing to Tony Danza. 

[SurlyBDR 22,770]

On 12/8/2020 at 11:57 AM, Incredulity said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/k98xq6/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

At least they didn't park like a douchebag 

[Underdog 28,576]

Taking that Express car wash a little too extreme. 

[markstanco 12,571]

On 12/8/2020 at 11:57 AM, Incredulity said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/k98xq6/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

I always wonder how these things happen. Turn in your DL and get the Uber app. 

[crash_davis 23,100]

6 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I always wonder how these things happen. Turn in your DL and get the Uber app. 

drunk, high, or woman?

[markstanco 12,571]

waaaay too fast driving for high.  I'll go with drunk woman.  Thats like the derel of driving. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

I hate the Derel.

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

that was from SIX years ago.... htf is this the first time we've seen it?

[Incredulity 11,652]

18 hours ago, crash_davis said:

This morning in Austin on southbound183 just past I35. It was around 3:40AM. The time on the dashcam is incorrect. Called 911. While I was talking to the 911 dispatcher she said that other people were also calling in. Didn't see anything on the news about a head on collision so I'm hoping nothing happened other than the drunk asshole getting thrown in jail, but prob not.

 

Username DOESN'T check out.(obligatory)

Also, not sure how you didn't, "say HOLY SHIT!" 

[davidg 4,036]

19 hours ago, crash_davis said:

This morning in Austin on southbound183 just past I35. It was around 3:40AM. The time on the dashcam is incorrect. Called 911. While I was talking to the 911 dispatcher she said that other people were also calling in. Didn't see anything on the news about a head on collision so I'm hoping nothing happened other than the drunk asshole getting thrown in jail, but prob not.

 

“It’s not just one person going the wrong way, it’s ALL of them!”

[Incredulity 11,652]

Maybe they are visiting from England?

[squib 1,120]

 

 

 

Edited December 11, 2020 by squib

[Sbbruin 21,829]

4 minutes ago, squib said:

 

 

 

Reading the comments, it was an apparent suicide attempt and then she freaked out.  In intensive care.  They were close to shooting the bears, which would have been super fucked up.

[Sbbruin 21,829]

On 12/9/2020 at 9:56 PM, honolulu horn said:

There's not a damn thing wrong with Tiny Dancer. 

[wd40 1,976]

On 12/7/2020 at 8:47 AM, Jerry Callo said:

do not google fucking kangaroos

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

 

[crash_davis 23,100]

20 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

 

i'd bust a gainer off that bitch. cool as shit.

[Sbbruin 21,829]

22 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

 

Cameraman doesn't look like he landed right.

[crash_davis 23,100]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Reading the comments, it was an apparent suicide attempt and then she freaked out.  In intensive care.  They were close to shooting the bears, which would have been super fucked up.

i can think of much more pleasant ways to willingly kill myself than being mauled to death by a polar bear at a fucking zoo for all to watch and film. if they'd shot that bear and she survived, the ire of the internets would have made her wish she'd been mauled to death. 

hoping she gets help for whatever ails her. 

Edited December 11, 2020 by crash_davis

[Jerry Callo 8,698]

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i'd bust a gainer off that bitch. cool as shit.

I'd trip and tumble down the cliff to my death.

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

24 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

hoping she gets help for whatever ails her. 

Fear of Bears?

[crash_davis 23,100]

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Fear of Bears?

the bears won't kill you. it's the teeth. 

[MissingInAction 25,012]

On 12/10/2020 at 2:45 PM, Incredulity said:

Maybe they are visiting from England?

Look kids! Big Ben, Parliament..

[LTbear 4,168]

1. I'm glad she survived.

2. I hope she's getting help. 

3. But holy shit IF you were going to commit suicide, offering yourself up to a gang of fucking polar bears?! Goddamn. Respect.

[Armybrat 40,822]

16 hours ago, LTbear said:

 

3. But holy shit IF you were going to commit suicide, offering yourself up to a gang of fucking polar bears?! Goddamn. Respect.

Username, etc.

[tx ind 7,007]

On 12/11/2020 at 3:10 PM, burntorangebongos said:

 

Damn, hardest part of that must have been running with enormous balls

[Pescado_Rojo 19,413]

On 12/11/2020 at 3:10 PM, burntorangebongos said:

 

Shit...Dude, sorry...I forgot to start recording. We're going to have to do it again. 

[MissingInAction 25,012]

 

 

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

This is funny as shit with the sound off. My guess is a girl's parents walked in on her and her boyfriend and he makes his escape with tied bedsheets. The girl blocks her dad from  the balcony but the mother gets him with broom on way down. Then fat dad finally makes it to street level to give chase to a hurt bf. That was epic with the sound off. I wish I could read the comments. This is gold. NSIAP

Edited December 14, 2020 by burntorangebongos
found it

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

hurt boyfriend. Where is edit?

[RPM 26,317]

He recovered quickly when Pops showed up. Limp be gone!

[MissingInAction 25,012]

Funny but definitely staged.

[nnm 36,349]

36 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Funny but definitely staged.

This. If Papa was breaking in, where did he get the time to tie together 5 bedsheets?  Why didn’t papa untie the bedsheet? Why didn’t papa attack at 2nd level? Etc.