Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[PRONG HORN 3221]

 

[Spartan52 151]

Looks like she forgot the Aeroguard...

[NWBuck 8631]

Would explain those two polite bumps on her chest 

[Parliament 14620]

[BigDHornfan 6636]

You can have the Zika Queen.

[Stoogey 219]

Marilyn as silent film star Theda Bara. Richard Avedon, 1958.

[Thatguy 9454]

On 6/16/2018 at 7:04 PM, GSU&UT said:

People on TMB were saying this is probably a "gustnado" likely out in West TX or nearby. Fuuuuuck that.

 

 

Brings new meaning to the phrase shitstorm.

[GSU&UT 1799]

17 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

[Jiggy-Z 3510]

13 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Malarious. Ha.

..also would have accepted the "Age of Malarious"

[SurlyBDR 23239]

Firecracker taped to a hairspray can? Why not!?

[Bogeywon 2549]

18 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Firecracker taped to a hairspray can? Why not!?

OH SHIT! LOL

[tfoolry 8361]

Back up, Terry 

[Stella Link 536]

On 7/10/2018 at 4:31 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Firecracker taped to a hairspray can? Why not!?

One of those things that need to be labeled:  Don't try this at home

Edited July 11, 2018 by Stella Link

[I Plead Da Fif 361]

On 7/3/2018 at 9:35 AM, ABSR said:

If she goes to jail he has to take the kids full time.

Got em

[Clackles 277]

On 7/10/2018 at 4:31 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Firecracker taped to a hairspray can? Why not!?

First thought:  Damn.  Why didn’t my 14 year old brain think of that?

[Zepol87 9351]

Damn that was badass

[GSU&UT 1799]

I went looking for other videos of aerosol cans exploding and couldn't find any close to as massive as that one. What was in that freaking can?

[tfoolry 8361]

11 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

I went looking for other videos of aerosol cans exploding and couldn't find any close to as massive as that one. What was in that freaking can?

Mangino farts

[GSU&UT 1799]

13 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Mangino farts

[Stoogey 219]

[Pato del Muerto 53604]

12 minutes ago, Stoogey said:

What’s the goal here?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

That's an old Fox Sports Southwest ad for tree catching. Good times.

[ROFL BOX 6656]

On 6/22/2018 at 10:19 AM, PvilleStang said:

Dude nailed the 70 - 100 split!

Edit

[ROFL BOX 6656]

Uh, yeah... that's no firecracker.

[Steamboat1874 4391]

3 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Uh, yeah... that's no firecracker.

That is an M80 which I am pretty sure is as powerful as a 1/4 stick of dynamite.

 

[jimmyjazz 47341]

But that's not all M80 in the explosion.  (Fondly recalling "fishing" with M80s.)

I can't believe those windows didn't break.

[SquishMitten 10497]

M80s are awesome. We used to put them in beer bottles for a fun experiment with shrapnel, which naturally evolved to beer bottles with flammable liquids. Very disappointed this idea had never come to mind, but I'm absolutely doing it next time I have some.

[Bigbend1812 13063]

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What’s the goal here?

To look real. 

[SurlyBDR 23239]

This link wont embed, but it's more idiots with an aerosol can and a furnace

 

https://www.facebook.com/546062257/posts/10156520991907258/

[Jhawk 1075]

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That is an M80 which I am pretty sure is as powerful as a 1/4 stick of dynamite.

 

M80 is 1/8th I believe.  We had a few quarter sticks and a half stick at the lake this year.  My grandma didn't know a quarter stick was about to go off and she literally pissed her pants.

[AM Wood 335]

3 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

M80 is 1/8th I believe.  We had a few quarter sticks and a half stick at the lake this year.  My grandma didn't know a quarter stick was about to go off and she literally pissed her pants.

very hot.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

[CooterBrown 18289]

We’ve all seen your mom’s bathroom.

[dbagg 86]

53 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Cut throats house?

[Guest]

The flowers keep it so fresh...

 

[crash_davis 23470]

my guess on the perp.

late 30s white female

never been married

income - $28k/year

5'2"

287 pounds

high school education

per 2002 car, probably american which hasn't had an oil change since 2009

$27.98 in her savings/checking account

1 cat who wants to commit suicide if it could

blames society, blacks, rich people, mexicans, asians, men, non-fat women, chemical in foods, government, mom, dad, less fat moderately more successful sister, and her 4th grade PE teacher for her life situation

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

That's strangely specific. Something you need to talk about?

[Dolemite 143]

5 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

M80s are awesome. We used to put them in beer bottles for a fun experiment with shrapnel, which naturally evolved to beer bottles with flammable liquids. Very disappointed this idea had never come to mind, but I'm absolutely doing it next time I have some.

Ranks right up there with playing "war" with bb guns.

[Dolemite 143]

10 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That is an M80 which I am pretty sure is as powerful as a 1/4 stick of dynamite.

 

TNT-Silver Salutes. 

[You don't know me 1163]

6 hours ago, slorch said:

The flowers keep it so fresh...

 

Just ties the whole room together.

[Pato del Muerto 53604]

7 hours ago, slorch said:

The flowers keep it so fresh...

 

Those are silk flowers

[Stoogey 219]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Those are silk flowers

You wish they were silk.

I uploaded the image on PicMonkey Photo Editor and enlarged and enhanced the barcode tag on the tall stem. No, my friend. Those are Lovely English Summer roses by Lady Windsor Of London Décor in Zhengzhou, China.  

#3 recyclable plastic. When nothing but the finest will do. As evidenced by milady's discerning taste. I agree - just ties the room together. Whether shitting on the toilet or sipping a carbonated beverage, she's ready for either because the flowers keep it so fresh.

Cursory check of the internet finds Lady Windsor Of London  Décor is available exclusively at Dollar Tree, Dollar General and finer lumberyards and home improvement stores. Vase sold separately.

[GSU&UT 1799]

20 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

This link wont embed, but it's more idiots with an aerosol can and a furnace

 

https://www.facebook.com/546062257/posts/10156520991907258/

Link doesn't go to anything, but I think this was already posted. Pretty sure this was the video you were referring to,

 

[SurlyBDR 23239]

Yep, that was the one.

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

Scheisse!

[Helobious 9826]

Some dumb teens getting their car lit up with gunfire in Converse, TX a few days ago. The possible burglars that shot at them are still on the loose. 

 

 

[Scheiss Meister 8477]

2 hours ago, Rusty Shackelford said:

Scheisse!

Ja?

[Sbbruin 22147]

8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Yep, that was the one.

Mom, Dad, about the furnace...

[LTbear 4219]

Stove video was a legit holy shit

[CoTex 1189]

If you’ve never placed an unopened can of Wolf chili into the coals in the fire ring at your camp fire at pedernqles state park, as a treat for your college buddies, well then, you would be surprised by that furnace video.

trying to explain to my friend Phillip’s dad why his tent had burn holes in it, like it had been through a meteor shower, and chili stains on it - that was hard to do with a straight face.

the energy released when a can of chili explodes will launch coals into the tops of trees at pedernales falls, as well as launch coals all over you , your friends, and your friends mom’s new Acura legend.

sorry for partying