Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[huge 3,831]

Cans of dog food also achieve such effects.

[NWBuck 8,630]

6 hours ago, CoTex said:

the energy released when a can of chili explodes will launch coals into the tops of trees at pedernales falls, as well as launch coals all over you , your friends, and your friends mom’s new Acura legend.

Pics of friend's Mom's cans?

[Armybrat 41,451]

 

[Chad Fuck 18,166]

 

Probably more “lol” than “holy shit” but I’ll take it.

[pokeNbeans 205]

"Do you want me to pull it out"

hahahaha

[Doze 1,324]

Those chicks drive the non-insured car home with no tickets if there wasn't a camera on him.

[CoTex 1,189]

Those chicks get a police escort home some enhanced screening if younger and singler me is the copper.

[PvilleStang 3,008]

Not sure if it's a rebadged GT, or a GT bumper on a cobra with a cloth interior swap, but either way, that car just makes me sad.  And get her a sandwich.

[Quagmire 2,148]

So typical of a cyclist, traffic rules don’t apply to them.

[huge 3,831]

I really hope that dizzy broad was drunk or high or something.  Otherwise...

[InkaUtexas 26,972]

2 hours ago, Quagmire said:

 

 

So typical of a cyclist, traffic rules don’t apply to them.

 

Where she go? 

[Planet Houston 4,954]

She had to have been fucking hammered.

[Incredulity 11,882]

25 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

She had to have been fucking hammered.

CSB alert: I know a guy who got a DUI on a bicycle.  

[Don Keibals 113]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Where she go? 

heaven

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Where she go? 

Hollywood said, "WHERE'D WHOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOO?"

[Don Keibals 113]

On ‎7‎/‎15‎/‎2018 at 9:37 PM, Armybrat said:

 

[Macanudo 13,342]

On 7/12/2018 at 5:01 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

That's strangely specific. Something you need to talk about?

We don't talk about slump busters around here.

[BlueGreySky 1,082]

unless you're vic.

[Cheeseweasel 26,443]

1 hour ago, BlueGreySky said:

unless you're vic.

Is it a slump buster if it's your go to?

[BlueGreySky 1,082]

point well made.

[ROFL BOX 6,656]

3 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

She had to have been fucking hammered.

That bridge is her vice.

[luke duke 6,455]

Is it a slump buster if it's your go to?

Exclusively fucking ones ensures there is never a slump. This is like the chicken and the egg question.

[ROFL BOX 6,656]

Except it's probable that Vic hasn't put his dick in an egg.

[markstanco 12,809]

On 7/17/2018 at 8:02 AM, Quagmire said:

 

 

So typical of a cyclist, traffic rules don’t apply to them.

 

Expectations:

[Underdog 29,232]

33 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Except it's probable that Vic hasn't put his dick in an egg.

Maybe not an actual egg but plenty of egg shaped women. 

[deadshank 24,654]

On 7/15/2018 at 9:37 PM, Armybrat said:

 

He passed on the chance to pat her down.  Rookie.

[Chad Fuck 18,166]

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

He passed on the chance to pat her down.  Rookie.

He's no rookie.  He knew that camera was there.  

[AUS-97HORN 12,058]

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

He passed on the chance to pat her down.  Rookie.

 

7 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

He's no rookie.  He knew that camera was there.  

that and he even said something like, "I dont think I need to pat you down because, due to [ IMPLIED: you wearing your bathing suit- which shows you arent hiding anything]"

[Chad Fuck 18,166]

Camera's not there, she gets a cavity check, because you know, drugs and derringers.

[deadshank 24,654]

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Camera's not there, she gets a cavity check, because you know, drugs and derringers.

Bringing new meaning to "cop a feel"

[Chad Fuck 18,166]

Just now, deadshank said:

Bringing new meaning to "cop a feel"

I thought that was the origin of the statement?  

[SquishMitten 10,497]

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

[Pato del Muerto 53,604]

27 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

[SizzleChest 8,314]

20 hours ago, deadshank said:

Bringing new meaning to "cop a feel"

[kopp0e 1,135]

News reporter drinks turd water to support Hati:

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

I think that “I just pooped in that toilet” Okie woman was about to walk out of the bathroom without washing her hands. Classy. 

[Nole-4-Life 814]

On 7/17/2018 at 12:30 PM, Incredulity said:

CSB alert: I know a guy who got a DUI on a bicycle.  

Double CSB...I know a girl how got a DUI on a riding lawnmower.

[Parliament 14,620]

Oklahoma.  Not even once.

[honolulu horn 6,241]

Red shirt seemed awfully proud to have pooped in the toilet. Oklahoma.

[Don Keibals 113]

10 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Double CSB...I know a girl how got a DUI on a riding lawnmower.

Was she riding it to the liquor store?

 

 

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

Don’t care; got pooper









...water

[Nole-4-Life 814]

On 7/20/2018 at 6:07 PM, Don Keibals said:

Was she riding it to the liquor store?

 

 

Not sure...she rode all over town on it. And it wasn't nearly that nice.

[SurlyBDR 23,235]

Hoooooooly fucking shit, he lost his shoe!

 

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh1L1WLb9Yv4a7HFWt

[Kennythetiger 9,664]

The first 45 seconds of that fight were extremely boring.  Holy shit on the last 5.

[markstanco 12,809]

Removing a van mirror with your leg cant feel too good. 

[jimmyjazz 47,341]

Guy that stepped in to mediate . . . not smart.

[Bill Brasky 1,631]

On 7/15/2018 at 9:37 PM, Armybrat said:

 

that looks like paradise road in front of the convention center 

[woohorn 1,131]

Did knife boy steal mirror face's keys? Heads up move.

[clarythedrill 2]

On ‎7‎/‎19‎/‎2018 at 10:37 AM, SquishMitten said:

Actually, I believe referring to police as "cops" (shortened from "coppers") came from the early slang word "cop," meaning "to catch, pick up, or hold."

I have always thought that "Cop" was the correct pronunciation, but misspelling of the Gaelic word "Kaep", which means Chief or Protector?

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

19 minutes ago, clarythedrill said:

I have always thought that "Cop" was the correct pronunciation, but misspelling of the Gaelic word "Kaep", which means Chief or Protector?

Colin Kaepernick will be changing his name when he hears this.