Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[ROFL BOX 6647]

On 6/24/2021 at 3:14 PM, crash_davis said:

FuckThisParticularFishCar.jpg

[Parliament 14244]

[nnm 36351]

13 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Call Erika Thompson, Austin, Tx.

 

[Born Burnt 6177]

40 minutes ago, nnm said:

Call Erika Thompson, Austin, Tx.

 

Would pollinate.

[Guest Lobo]

Her buttocks is hexagonally beautiful.  

Edited June 29, 2021 by Lobo

[mchookem 16322]

that's fucking amazing!

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

As a beekeeper, I gotta say, I'm jealous. That was an awesome find, and I don't work bees nearly as smoothly as she does, and I sure as hell wish I did.

[Underdog 28580]

http://boatagainstthecurrent.blogspot.com/2012/10/tv-quote-of-day-snl-on-bad-news-bees.html

[thunderlounge 7814]

17 hours ago, nnm said:

Call Erika Thompson, Austin, Tx.

 

Would not pull my stinger out. 

[NWBuck 8552]

17 hours ago, nnm said:

Call Erika Thompson, Austin, Tx.

 

[crash_davis 23101]

 

[tfoolry 8201]

 

 

 

 

 

[Blotto 23490]

23 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

 

 

Talk about your panty droppers. 

[futureman 22444]

that’s impressive. 

[Superhero 8828]

8 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

 

 

His Asian parents must be dying inside. All those music lessons and he’s playing the Mario theme song instead of Paganini…

[52-80 19147]

16 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Would not pull my stinger out. 

 

[TrashMaster G 17547]

On 6/24/2021 at 10:12 PM, brakeman said:

surfside, fl.

Damn.  That is some third world shit right there.

Somebody's goin' to jail.

[crash_davis 23101]

 

19 hours ago, Blotto said:

Talk about your panty droppers. 

no shit. dude needs to save some pussy for the rest of us.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Wat?! I didn't expect fat boy to be able to do that. There are some muscles under those baggy assed shorts.

 

[crash_davis 23101]

[crash_davis 23101]

[RPM 26317]

12 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Oscar fish ftw

[crash_davis 23101]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Oscar fish ftw

the cat is just a pussy.

[davidg 4036]

24 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

"The doctor says you're gonna die"

[burntorangebongos 10710]

 

 

 

No wai! I don't know how he did it but he had to have slipped the bottle in there. 

[Hanrahan 1306]

Are you a wizard?

[Hate 20106]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Defeated.

[crash_davis 23101]

next AA meetings.

[tfoolry 8201]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Fish is smart; graduated from DePaw. 

[mulletpelini 5210]

On 6/29/2021 at 12:14 AM, mchookem said:

that's fucking amazing!

I'm dyslexic so I see amazing fucking!

[ROFL BOX 6647]

On 6/30/2021 at 4:15 AM, Superhero said:

His Asian parents must be dying inside. All those music lessons and he’s playing the Mario theme song instead of Paganini…

User avatar checks out.

[ROFL BOX 6647]

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Oscar fish ftw

I was 1/2 expecting Oscar to take the whole head for that cat.

[RPM 26317]

40 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

I was 1/2 expecting Oscar to take the whole head for that cat.

If he had pulled it in the water, it would have been over quickly. Oscar are close kin to Piranha. We had a 250 gal aquarium of them as mascots in boot camp (Oscar Co). Feeding them was an event. We used minnows. Sometimes they would frenzy attack, but sometimes they would be sneaky bastards and let the minnow think it had escaped hiding behind something. They would creep up dead slow then WHAMMY!

Edited July 1, 2021 by RPM

[nnm 36351]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

If he had pulled it in the water, it would have been over quickly. Oscar are close kin to Piranha. We had a 250 gal aquarium of them as mascots in boot camp (Oscar Co). Feeding them was an event. We used minnows. Sometimes they would frenzy attack, but sometimes they would be sneaky bastards and let the minnow think it had escaped hiding behind something. They would creep up dead slow then WHAMMY!

I had a roommate in college who had Oscars and Pacu (closer piranha cousin, with a jaw and teeth) in our apartment aquarium. There was a separate small tank with goldfish. At parties, he’d get the bidding up to 20-30 dollars if he’d swallow a goldfish. Good way to get some extra beer money. 

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[crash_davis 23101]

11 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

first you make a roux...

[Guadaloopy 10960]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

first you make a roux...

Yep.  Get one of those firefighting planes to dump a load of Chachere’s, and that’s good eating. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Welp. Never going to parasail behind a boat ever again 

 

[Underdog 28580]

Yeah, did parasailing at Daytona Beach years ago and they pulled that shit on me also.  

[brakeman 28356]

9 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Welp. Never going to parasail behind a boat ever again 

 

reason #23

[brakeman 28356]

 

[tfoolry 8201]

 

 

[Parliament 14244]

[Bigbend1812 12915]

8 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

[nnm 36351]

Drop it out, walk on up to the door. No big thing. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

Woman cop:  How beautiful.

Guy cop: Turns around to hurl.

[Braff Zacklin 13553]

20 minutes ago, nnm said:

Drop it out, walk on up to the door. No big thing. 

Holy shit, indeed. That lady must have some supreme pain tolerance. Reinforces something I've thought for a long time--men aren't man enough to bear children.

[Bullneck 19073]

On 6/29/2021 at 7:49 PM, crash_davis said:

 

 

[Underdog 28580]

2 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Holy shit, indeed. That lady must have some supreme pain tolerance. Reinforces something I've thought for a long time--men aren't man enough to bear children.

[DigglerontheHoof 21182]