Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Incredulity 11559]

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

That's it. I'm never leaving the land.

[Jerry Callo 8663]

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's it. I'm never leaving the land.

 

[crash_davis 23083]

save some bitches for us, dude.

 

[futureman 22414]

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I call and raise

https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/ob19mz/killer_whale/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

orcas are harmless. dumb. 

[futureman 22414]

On 7/7/2021 at 7:26 AM, BigDHornfan said:

holy shit. 

[Superhero 8768]

 

[markstanco 12504]

23 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Icecubenawfuckthat.gif

Id rather deal with the killer whale or a great white. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21053]

Looked more like a shitty, rotting ship than some insurmountable wave. 

[Wally Fairway 5521]

I swear this looks like her head comes off (but I think it is just because of how her hair is whipped around, while her head is coming off)

 

[nivek3 83]

On 7/8/2021 at 10:18 AM, crash_davis said:

 

After reading that title I thought for sure I was going to see pancakes.

[Kennythetiger 9334]

On 7/8/2021 at 11:40 PM, Superhero said:

 

I guess “Mayday!” is universal language. 

[Kennythetiger 9334]

On 7/8/2021 at 10:08 PM, futureman said:

orcas are harmless. dumb. 

I have no intention of being the first. 

[futureman 22414]

5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I have no intention of being the first. 

you’d be in more danger at your local dog park. relax. 

[Guest]

17 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

I swear this looks like her head comes off (but I think it is just because of how her hair is whipped around, while her head is coming off)

 

immovable  fragile object...meets an unstoppable force

[General Specific 3232]

I swear this looks like her head comes off (but I think it is just because of how her hair is whipped around, while her head is coming off)
 

Maybe she is just really into facials! Now, I really really wonder how her ass takes the length?

[nnm 36068]

Could be in the lol thread, but given the material involved in the explosion, I thought this thread was more appropriate. 

 

[Parliament 14130]

The Cloak Room is that way -->

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Could be in the lol thread, but given the material involved in the explosion, I thought this thread was more appropriate. 

 

Yeah.  So?

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

Nm

[nnm 36068]

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

The Cloak Room is that way -->

Not sure I get it. Sorry. 

[futureman 22414]

40 minutes ago, nnm said:

Not sure I get it. Sorry. 

I think it has something to do with getting sprayed with 50 gallons of feces. 

[Willfully Horn 7913]

Salt Mountain in Iran.

A holy picture, IMO.

[TrashMaster G 17386]

On 7/8/2021 at 6:54 PM, crash_davis said:

save some bitches for us, dude.

 

That's one hella large iced tea.

[Guadaloopy 10918]

46 minutes ago, futureman said:

I think it has something to do with getting sprayed with 50 gallons of feces. 

Coming from an elephant. 

[MissingInAction 24811]

 

 

[nnm 36068]

18 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

How much do you trust the welder that affixed those grates?

[Incredulity 11559]

Not that much.  No fucking way.

[MissingInAction 24811]

 

 

[Superhero 8768]

On 7/10/2021 at 7:30 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Kevin will take on all 3, as long as they fight him one at a time, kung-fu style.

[markstanco 12504]

6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Stretch Armstrong at 0:07 made the video that much more awesome. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Stretch Armstrong at 0:07 made the video that much more awesome. 

Stretch Armstrong rarely survived the "I wonder what is in this thing. Better get a knife to find out" stage.

[smuggs 9342]

Our Stretch Armstrong didn't survive long but our Stretch Monster lasted quite a while. 

 

[honolulu horn 6157]

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

Our Stretch Armstrong didn't survive long but our Stretch Monster lasted quite a while. 

 

Me and the old lady are gonna try that swamp squeeze maneuver real soon

[RPM 26215]

2 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Me and the old lady are gonna try that swamp squeeze maneuver real soon

Better have paramedics on call

[Guest Lobo]

So many awesome little things about that Evil Knievel jump video.  My favorite is now how he positioned the camera at that time of day.  When Knievel finishes the ramp and is in his mid-air coast, watch the shadow of his cape on the driveway.  It perfectly flaps back and forth from right overhead.  It's just too perfect.  Pos rep.

[RPM 26215]

Reminds me of my Evel Knievel reenactment I performed on Vine Street circa 1972. Had a sweet Lemon Peeler, a hunk of plywood and a shitload of bricks. Made the ramp 6 or 7 bricks high. I forget where we stopped because we thought they would fail. I have a good 50yd run up, everything is go and I hit the ramp at full speed. As soon as I leave the ramp I lean way back to do a flying wheelie. My calculations were slightly wrong. I over rotated and my ass became the first point to touch down on the concrete curb. If you've never broken your coccyx, I do not recommend it.

[SHOOTER12 8788]

On 7/10/2021 at 8:11 AM, futureman said:

you’d be in more danger at your local dog park. relax. 

Former and dead SeaWorld trainers say hold my beer

[futureman 22414]

11 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Former and dead SeaWorld trainers say hold my beer

yeah they don’t like captivity. there’s never been an orca attack on a human in the wild. ever. they are smarter than most people and want to be friends with us. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

14 minutes ago, futureman said:

there’s never been an orca attack on a human in the wild. ever

I'd like to keep it that way.

[futureman 22414]

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'd like to keep it that way.

if I ever see an orca in the water I am swimming out to him to say hello and catch a ride on his dorsal fin. 

[honolulu horn 6157]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Reminds me of my Evel Knievel reenactment I performed on Vine Street circa 1972. Had a sweet Lemon Peeler, a hunk of plywood and a shitload of bricks. Made the ramp 6 or 7 bricks high. I forget where we stopped because we thought they would fail. I have a good 50yd run up, everything is go and I hit the ramp at full speed. As soon as I leave the ramp I lean way back to do a flying wheelie. My calculations were slightly wrong. I over rotated and my ass became the first point to touch down on the concrete curb. If you've never broken your coccyx, I do not recommend it.

 

[nnm 36068]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Reminds me of my Evel Knievel reenactment I performed on Vine Street circa 1972. Had a sweet Lemon Peeler, a hunk of plywood and a shitload of bricks. Made the ramp 6 or 7 bricks high. I forget where we stopped because we thought they would fail. I have a good 50yd run up, everything is go and I hit the ramp at full speed. As soon as I leave the ramp I lean way back to do a flying wheelie. My calculations were slightly wrong. I over rotated and my ass became the first point to touch down on the concrete curb. If you've never broken your coccyx, I do not recommend it.

Yeah, I had many, many bike ramp experiments go bad. We were recently going through family photos, and in the majority of them I’m sporting scrapes on my face, casts, bandages, or other indicia of injury. No idea how I survived to relative maturity. 

[Gatorubet 30083]

if I ever see an orca in the water I am swimming out to him to say hello and catch a ride on his dorsal fin. 

Where else would you expect to see an Orca?

[staboner 4957]

On 7/10/2021 at 6:23 AM, Wally Fairway said:

I swear this looks like her head comes off (but I think it is just because of how her hair is whipped around, while her head is coming off)

 

[Txslnghrns 1351]

I swear this looks like her head comes off (but I think it is just because of how her hair is whipped around, while her head is coming off)
 

[Sbbruin 21709]

On 7/10/2021 at 7:30 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Damn, those are some big ass kitties.

[Sbbruin 21709]

On 7/13/2021 at 2:00 AM, MissingInAction said:

 

 

I was at this.  One of my earliest memories.  They had a demolition derby beforehand which was maybe even more awesome.

 

[Armybrat 40730]

14 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 

Where else would you expect to see an Orca?

 

San Antonio?

[MissingInAction 24811]

Vic Mackey's photo gallery.