Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

My friend was sitting at the light at Spicewood Springs and Mesa this morning when the police chase ended with gunfire
(I know the picture itself isn't holy shit, forgive me... or don't, I don't care)

 

Sucks he couldn't have waited until LivePD tonight to go on his chase

[NeverMarryAStripper 21874]

On 8/1/2018 at 3:35 PM, SurlyBDR said:

So now they've trained dogs to check for breast cancer?

[demos 3002]

That’ll teach ya to go to work when it ain’t your turn to go to work.

[SurlyBDR 22770]

Update: Thujone strikes again

(Again, no holy shitness... mi scusi)

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Lucky Phoenix. Yesterday.

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

All the way to Tacoma?

[Incredulity 11652]

philadelpia, atlanta, la

['stache 21795]

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Lucky Phoenix. Yesterday.

 

Funniest name of all weather events.  The Haboob.

[Modessit 5598]

Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

[SurlyBDR 22770]

 

[Quagmire 2147]

Holy shit

[markstanco 12571]

So he still has a chance to be the head of a major corporation 

[Loco 3752]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Shitter bohn.

[honolulu horn 6158]

Did he do a fucking flip at the beginning of the clip? He's lucky it's just his ass that is permanently damaged and not his spine.

[NateHitch 1282]

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

Tide goes in, tide goes out.  You can’t explain that. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21874]

Sounds like laundry day at my house

 

 

[Stoogey 219]

Idea for an amusement park ride from the December 1919 issue of Electrical Experimenter magazine.

[AUinHsv 579]

14 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Did he do a fucking flip at the beginning of the clip? He's lucky it's just his ass that is permanently damaged and not his spine.

What did he think (highly variable term here) he was going to land in. Looked like about 6 inches of water.

[AM Wood 335]

4 hours ago, Stoogey said:

Idea for an amusement park ride from the December 1919 issue of Electrical Experimenter magazine.

what could possibly go wrong?

[Chad Fuck 17659]

Sounds like laundry day at my house
 
 

It’s fucking magnets. It is known.

[markstanco 12571]

2 hours ago, AM Wood said:

what could possibly go wrong?

Absolutely nothing.

Lets build it. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

20 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Absolutely nothing.

Lets build it. 

I know some Schlitterbahn engineers who are out of work who might be able to help.

[davidg 4036]

34 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Absolutely nothing.

Lets build it. 

Inspired by Jules Vern I'm sure   From the Earth to the Moon

[You don't know me 1161]

55 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Absolutely nothing.

Lets build it. 

Needs ball bearings.  It's all ball bearings nowadays.

[AM Wood 335]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Absolutely nothing.

Lets build it. 

i'll send out the tps report.

[tfoolry 8201]

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I know some Schlitterbahn engineers who are out of work who might be able to help.

They’re definitely a head of the curve when it comes to designing intense rides.  

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

They’re definitely a head of the curve when it comes to designing intense rides.  

But who will shoulder the load if an engineer loses their head? 

[Horn Dog 9816]

7 hours ago, AM Wood said:

what could possibly go wrong?

Don't be a nervous Nancy.  The sixteen yr old's they hire to run this will make sure everything is perfectly safe.

[tfoolry 8201]

32 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

But who will shoulder the load if an engineer loses their head? 

Ichabod Crane

[SurlyBDR 22770]

.......

Edited August 9, 2018 by bob in houston
thsi is not a gore thread

[tfoolry 8201]

Just a flesh wound. 

[honolulu horn 6158]

I'm not gonna stand here and have that Kitner boy spill out all over this thread!

[Underdog 28580]

Always gotta rep a Jaws ref

[Reagan1k 3024]

11 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I know some Schlitterbahn engineers who are out of work who might be able to help.

That image has more legitimate design work in it than the Schlitterbahn "engineers" ever even considered.

[686 3447]

Don't know where to put this, wish it was NSAA, but alas.

 

[jimmyjazz 45888]

Jesus, that's disgusting.

['stache 21795]

She's had worse things in her mouth.

[Brisketexan 105066]

Damn...that's a FINE looking....salmon.

[686 3447]

 

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

She's had worse things in her mouth.

 

The slight expression of panic on her face to start, followed by the "I got this" eyebrow raise at about :05 just really takes the beer, big fish, and boobs ensemble and elevates it.

[Chewbacca 7767]

That's a nice king.

[Spaulding Smails 1552]

On August 9, 2018 at 8:55 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

I know some Schlitterbahn engineers who are out of work who might be able to help.

After recently reading the article in Texas Monthly about Jeff Henry, this drawing looks to be about as sophisticated as their water slide plans.

[686 3447]

20 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

That's a nice king.

Additional fish pic

 

Additional bolt-on pic

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

How rude.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

No manners whatsoever.

[kopp0e 1135]

[kopp0e 1135]

On 8/3/2018 at 2:19 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Lucky Phoenix. Yesterday.

 

It takes a bit for the dust to settle, but it moves in & out fast, (same with rain)... This clip is from not too far away from Luke AFB...

 

[NorthLoop 14181]

That vid cut off right before the fucking started

[mdmost 42999]

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

Got to keep your head on a swivel, brah.