Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Born Burnt 6171]

Sorry, but "He shot my arm off!" cracks me up. What a bunch of clowns.

 

[ztejas 43385]

What a fucking pussy. Don't point an AR at someone if you aren't about it. That old white dude wasn't playing that shit. 

[Wally Fairway 5533]

 

[ztejas 43385]

You can tell that ain't their first rodeo. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33855]

3 hours ago, ATexanAbroad said:

surprised they havent called for this to be a race crime

why is that the first place your mind goes?

[Incredulity 11569]

 

[SquishMitten 10403]

surprised they havent called for this to be a race crime

[Kennythetiger 9362]

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

What a fucking pussy. Don't point an AR at someone if you aren't about it. That old white dude wasn't playing that shit. 

The risk/reward for robbery just doesn’t seem like it’s worth it. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5107]

 

[Hate 20104]

Lots of real life HOLY SHIT on this page.  Well done.

[Superhero 8811]

In college, I remember waiting at a red light. When it turned green, I glanced to the right to see a red Jeep Cherokee with 2 college girls just barreling down the road oblivious they had a red light. I stopped, but the guy to the left of me just went and got absolutely t-boned by the Cherokee. I think the engine got most of the damage, but the 2 guys inside probably got severe whiplash.  That was the only time I witnessed a bad accident, and that's why I always check cross traffic before I start moving.

Edited August 8, 2022 by Superhero

[Buzzrock 14884]

 

Got damn, was the music really necessary?? My heart is racing!

Glad that good boy got away.

[Sbbruin 21787]

22 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Sorry, but "He shot my arm off!" cracks me up. What a bunch of clowns.

 

[smuggs 9350]

22 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

That's a sweet-ass pair of boots for each one of those kids right there. 

[thunderlounge 7784]

They’d probably be too constrictive in the toes. 

[Chad Fuck 17594]

18 hours ago, Superhero said:

In college, I remember waiting at a red light. When it turned green, I glanced to the right to see a red Jeep Cherokee with 2 college girls just barreling down the road oblivious they had a red light. I stopped, but the guy to the left of me just went and got absolutely t-boned by the Cherokee. I think the engine got most of the damage, but the 2 guys inside probably got severe whiplash.  That was the only time I witnessed a bad accident, and that's why I always check cross traffic before I start moving.

When I was at UT, there was great bus driver who made the run up Speedway.  He was a font of wisdom, so I'd try and sit up front and absorb some of it.  One of the bits that always stuck with me, he just casually dropped - "Never be the first car in the intersection ever."  Then he went on to expound about that's who got hit all the time.  The first car, usually by the second.  Seems like a big chunk of this thread is confirmation of that.

 

Edited August 8, 2022 by Chad Fuck

[Longhorn_Fan68 33855]

9 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

When I was at UT, there was great bus driver who made the run up Speedway.  He was a font of wisdom, so I'd try and sit up front and absorb some of it.  One of the bits that always stuck with me, he just casually dropped - "Never be the first car in the intersection ever."  Then he went on to expound about that's who got hit all the time.  The first car, usually by the second.  Seems like a big chunk of this thread is confirmation of that.

 

Campus Loop(y)?

[honolulu horn 6157]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

When I was at UT, there was great bus driver who made the run up Speedway.  He was a font of wisdom, so I'd try and sit up front and absorb some of it.  One of the bits that always stuck with me, he just casually dropped - "Never be the first car in the intersection ever."  Then he went on to expound about that's who got hit all the time.  The first car, usually by the second.  Seems like a big chunk of this thread is confirmation of that.

 

My bus driver was a guitarist for local metal band Raging Saint. His contribution was not advice or pearls of wisdom, but rather heavy metal blasted throughout the ride at maximum volume. A font of wisdom in his own right, however...

[Chad Fuck 17594]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Campus Loop(y)?

I think it was a run up Speedway to the IM fields.  I got off at 45th at the time.  So I can't recall where it ended.  I picked it up over by engineering.

[Superhero 8811]

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Campus Loop(y)?

Was Campus Loop(y) the blonde guy with the different metal lunchboxes?

If yes, then damn that was a long time ago.

[Cornpop 230]

Well that escalated quickly. (obligatory)

 

[Davis Lane 5563]

[atomheartbevo 89514]

 

[atomheartbevo 89514]

And for the Ace Combat fans

 

[crash_davis 23090]

On 8/3/2022 at 11:05 PM, LTbear said:

Perhaps this is a good time to remind everyone that cassowaries and every other bird on the planet are literally little maniraptoran dinosaurs. 

Cassowary's claws.

[thunderlounge 7784]

Meh, I’ve seen hotter on campus. 

[Parliament 14159]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Did I see a bear in the air?

[thunderlounge 7784]

12 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Did I see a bear in the air?

BJ wasn’t drivin.

 

[Wally Fairway 5533]

20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

18 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

BJ wasn’t drivin.

 

Well it isn't a purple Peterbilt, so it isn't Drifter

[thunderlounge 7784]

36 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

Well it isn't a purple Peterbilt, so it isn't Drifter

Nor a while one with pig on the side. That leaves out ol Jack. 

[RPM 26268]

 

[TexEx15 17493]

 

[retsevlys 408]

Birmingham, AL

There's a calf in there too and supposedly chickens.  Dog reflection in side mirror.

 

Edited August 11, 2022 by retsevlys

[RPM 26268]

1 hour ago, retsevlys said:

Birmingham, AL

There's a calf in there too and supposedly chickens.  Dog reflection in side mirror.

 

That was pretty common way back in the day. It's the reason pickups have stake holes in the bed, so you could put sideboards on.

[Paco 1934]

why is that the first place your mind goes?

What was this shitbag responding to?

[elfenix 34207]

 

[RPM 26268]

Wow. There was moving traffic on a California freeway?

[thunderlounge 7784]

Frogger with an airplane. Interesting concept. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

37 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Frogger with an airplane. Interesting concept. 

[Parliament 14159]

11 hours ago, RPM said:

That was pretty common way back in the day. It's the reason pickups have stake holes in the bed, so you could put sideboards on.

We hauled hogs that way.  Don't judge.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

18 minutes ago, Parliament said:

We hauled hogs that way.

That sounds like a Vic euphemism. 

[Parliament 14159]

Not at all.  I'm Surly 1% now, but grew up rather poor.  And "Ohio Aggie," if you will.

[atomheartbevo 89514]

13 hours ago, RPM said:

That was pretty common way back in the day. It's the reason pickups have stake holes in the bed, so you could put sideboards on.

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

We hauled hogs that way.  Don't judge.

The one my grandpa had, it had overhead bars in the middle that we could hang from (and it was extremely close to that truck in the photo, maybe a year older). Going up or down hills in the back of that pickup, dangling on those bars a foot or two off of the pickup bed, was fucking awesome, and something I’d never let my kids do.

 

[Parliament 14159]

 

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

Almost went from hero to zero if that toss was a foot to the left.

[futureman 22441]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

 

that guy is either the dumbest son of a bitch alive or has balls bigger than my head.  

[Parliament 14159]

And he has a weird way of impressing girls.

[brakeman 28298]

 

Edited August 11, 2022 by brakeman
FAKE WITH CGI.

[luke duke 6410]

We hauled hogs that way.  Don't judge.

I believe that Slump Buster is the preferred nomenclature.

[Jerry Callo 8676]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

that guy is either the dumbest son of a bitch alive or has balls bigger than my head.  

One can be a badass and a dumbass simultaneously.