Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Armybrat 40832]

22 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Basket is lighter than the berries. Wind blowing right to left. Momentum keeps before going to the right, then wind blows empty basket back to the left.Well, if he's on the cross-dressing forum, they might not be "ladies".

City-Data forum.

[Kwix 2186]

1 hour ago, Modessit said:

Basket is lighter than the berries. Wind blowing right to left. Momentum keeps before going to the right, then wind blows empty basket back to the left.Well, if he's on the cross-dressing forum, they might not be "ladies".

Nah, He's flipping the basket at the last second with his hand.

[crash_davis 23107]

4 minutes ago, Kwix said:

Nah, He's flipping the basket at the last second with his hand.

Newton, wind, and dude. 

Who else wants to gander a guess?

I say it's the bad ass migrant worker who has a PhD in Physics and is using the wind.

[crash_davis 23107]

holy shit and lulz.

"Thanks for saving me, bro. Good luck with the big ass dog."

 

there's a log going on in this video. 

that's a big fucking dog

they are growing dirt

2 tone garage

is that a table/counter with shop light tube in the middle of it?

gallon of oil/anti-free by the door

gas can in the back of the garage

 

[NWBuck 8552]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Leroy Jenkins!!!!!!!

 

God, I love the chaos at Bridge Day... We've watched it from beneath the bridge on a rafting trip in the past. When the weather is like this, and the foliage... just spectacular.

(put differently- if that's the last thing you see, it'd be a gorgeous way to go)

Edited October 18, 2022 by NWBuck

[crash_davis 23107]

3 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

(put differently- if that's the last thing you see, it'd be a gorgeous way to go)

[futureman 22452]

16 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

that’s a mom that knows how to party.

[futureman 22452]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

we have some license plates of the cars and the first winner is… RHP-997. 

[brakeman 28359]

usa!

[mchookem 16326]

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

[Chad Fuck 17669]

16 hours ago, futureman said:

we have some license plates of the cars and the first winner is… RHP-997. 

[TrashMaster G 17551]

On 10/17/2022 at 1:05 PM, Parliament said:

The lesson here is - Don't go mountain climbing

[markstanco 12574]

19 hours ago, futureman said:

that’s a mom that knows how to party.

She would do very little for 3 or 4 oxycodones

[LW Goatman 1121]

14 hours ago, brakeman said:

usa!

[Kennythetiger 9377]

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

She would do very little for 3 or 4 oxycodones

Very little?  

[markstanco 12574]

Just now, Kennythetiger said:

Very little?  

Nice catch, I meant to say there is very little she wouldnt do for 3 or 4 of them. 

[General Specific 3256]

Nice catch, I meant to say there is very little she wouldnt do for 3 or 4 of them. 

Well technically, after 3 or 4 of them, there is a good chance she could do very little!

[Underdog 28611]

GD, Nature, you're fucking scary...

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

 

[Nuge 1966]

When I was a freshman I lived in the  Castilian. My roommate and I purchased an African rock python as a pet and would have feedings in the tv room in the middle of the floor.  A dude on the floor came up to me with his biology book and showed me a picture of a 24' African rock python eating an Impala with the description that they get more aggressive as they get older/bigger.  Proved to be true.  That snake got mean and scary.  Had to give it away to someone more experienced with big reptiles.  Looked like the snake in that (fake) video above.

 

Edited October 20, 2022 by Nuge

[Mittens 8262]

College snake csb:   Had a buddy that bought a 12' python that had been at the local pet store for years.  Had a carpenter enclose his glass top coffee table so its cage was in the living room.  We'd go to the feed store, buy a young chicken or two (small adult chickens, not fluffy chicks), go to his place, smoke out/drink beers and feed the snake.  Get him out of the coffee table and put him in the kitchen, then toss a chicken in there and watch nature be scary.  Good clean fun!

Once while I was there, we enjoyed the dinner theater and then stopped paying close attention to the snake once the show was over.  Just long enough for him to find an opening in the cabinet baseboards and get 2-3' up in there...took like 4 of us playing tug-o-war to get him back out.  Geniuses that we are, we focused on patting ourselves on the back and marveling in how cool that was, and the snake made for the same hole, getting in farther than we could manage, then disappeared under the cabinets.  Apartment was a 4-plex with 2 families w/ small kids, so they had to be notified - parents were THRILLED!  Took a day or two to get it done, but the cabinets had to be pulled out and the snake was right there the whole time, cuddled up next to the stove.  It went back to the local pet store immediately.  /csb

[RPM 26318]

A) WTF would you want a "pet" snake?

B) FAFO

[Nuge 1966]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

A) WTF would you want a "pet" snake?

B) FAFO

Oddly enough, I got the snake to get over my fear of snakes.  Didn't work.

It was actually the second snake we had at Castilian. We originally had a florida king snake but traded it in for the python because it was "too boring". 

FAFO indeed.

I think the rules of the Castilian were no pets and no kegs.  We obviously broke those rules.  However, I NEVER peed in the elevators. So I've got that going for me.

[Trey3216 15346]

On 10/18/2022 at 12:55 PM, Parliament said:

It's hard work, and anything you can come up with to make it easier, you do.

“Ain’t livin long like this” 

[Trey3216 15346]

On 10/18/2022 at 10:31 PM, brakeman said:

usa!

Sure that’s not Belgorod?

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

On 10/19/2022 at 4:51 PM, Underdog said:

GD, Nature, you're fucking scary...

 

I want to hear Snoop narrate this video.

[Parliament 14254]

 

[mchookem 16326]

mountain lions are bold, guess they've been around people enough. that's like the third video i've seen of them full on following/stalking a human. even the gunshots barely scared him!

[Hate 20108]

I’m really glad that one ended the way it did with neither the human nor the animal getting harmed.

[nnm 36360]

7 hours ago, Hate said:

I’m really glad that one ended the way it did with neither the human nor the animal getting harmed.

That scared the crap out of me. When he charged the first time, I would’ve fired into center mass, not a warning shot.  Good on the hunter for keeping some in the clip, too—don’t know if he’s going to keep coming. This will not be the last time that cat threatens someone.  Probably won’t be a happy ending next time. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21184]

Not sure those were warning shots, just bad shots. 

[smuggs 9353]

I bet she had cubs nearby. That cat looked pissed off.

 

Also a Glock 27 as a sidearm for big game hunting - have fun getting your face removed when a mama bear comes around.

Edited October 21, 2022 by smuggs

[crash_davis 23107]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not sure those were warning shots, just bad shots. 

shooting with two hands would've certainly helped. gotta film that shit because it's gonna be viral. + rep to the dude with conviction to entertain.

[crash_davis 23107]

South African truck driver meets roadside bandits

 

[CoTex 1160]

9 hours ago, Hate said:

I’m really glad that one ended the way it did with neither the human nor the animal getting harmed.

Because I’m a badass I’m sure I would have handled this scenario better.  
 

It seems to me like backing up may not be the thing to do here.  Dig in your heels and prepare to fight for your life.

Edited October 21, 2022 by CoTex

[nnm 36360]

20 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

shooting with two hands would've certainly helped. gotta film that shit because it's gonna be viral. + rep to the dude with conviction to entertain.

Not sure he was filming for the likes.  Probably insurance against getting cited in case he had to kill the cat.  And that's a good idea.

[LTbear 4168]

21 hours ago, mchookem said:

mountain lions are bold, guess they've been around people enough. that's like the third video i've seen of them full on following/stalking a human. even the gunshots barely scared him!

They see us thousands, if not millions of times for every once this happens. Probably cubs nearby. The cat obviously wanted to be seen and wanted to put on a show.  If it wanted to hunt him, it would come from behind and never make a sound; his first realization there was an issue would have been the weight of the cat on his back.

[Brothahorn 10087]

 

 

 

[CoTex 1160]

31 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

 

“I’m good!”

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

looks like he got both hands. pro: forever on disability. con: can no longer masturbate

[tfoolry 8208]

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

 

 

[Brothahorn 10087]

[Incredulity 11664]

Spoiler

 

Spoiler because intense.  

[RPM 26318]

Probably need to start a WTF is wrong with DFW drivers thread.

 

[TrashMaster G 17551]

On 10/19/2022 at 4:51 PM, Underdog said:

GD, Nature, you're fucking scary...

Didn't see that coming.

I'm sure the bird got a nice chuckle out of that.

[futureman 22452]

On 10/19/2022 at 4:51 PM, Underdog said:

GD, Nature, you're fucking scary...

 

 

[SquishMitten 10403]

On 10/22/2022 at 10:45 AM, Incredulity said:

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Spoiler because intense.  

Of course they're still screaming at him to put his hands behind his back. Don't worry about those pesky third-degree burns and the smell of your burning hair and flesh. 

[Sbbruin 21840]

On 10/18/2022 at 6:54 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

I knew I shouldna left my mixtape in the car.

[Sbbruin 21840]

On 10/21/2022 at 5:12 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not sure those were warning shots, just bad shots. 

Exactly my thought.