Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[closetohumping 17416]

[TrashMaster G 17464]

21 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

[ABSR 5290]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

bet he only does it once

Comment is on the nose!

[MissingInAction 24878]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

I'll refer you to "The Last of Us".

[nnm 36245]

 

 

[Serak The Preparer 3430]

On 1/23/2023 at 8:56 AM, crash_davis said:

Hear strange noises exploring a cave. Let's go find out what the noise is.

 

[markstanco 12548]

This was really fucking stupid.

Maybe he had an problem with his face

[Guadaloopy 10941]

On 1/24/2023 at 11:07 AM, nnm said:

 

 

[Deej 76654]

On 12/5/2022 at 4:08 PM, crash_davis said:

THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[brakeman 28298]

The Pacific Ocean.

[brakeman 28298]

 

[brakeman 28298]

[brakeman 28298]

 

[GoPokes83 2237]

 

Nancy’s a big time Scientologist. She’s donated tens of millions of dollars to them.

[HenryJames 65931]

Boop.

[DigglerontheHoof 21099]

JFC, that a Great White?

[RPM 26268]

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

JFC, that a Great White?

Dunno, but I bet there was a great brown.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Not “oddly” terrifying.  Just terrifying. 

[HenryJames 65931]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

JFC, that a Great White?

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Uh.  I feel like someone should tell John Conner about this. 
 

 

 

[General Specific 3243]

Uh.  I feel like someone should tell John Conner about this. 
 
 
 

Excuse me kind sir, but John Conner is currently busy trying to find the location of the Boston Dynamics office and prevent our future demise!

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Some crazy bitches out there. 

[Lhorn 4904]

Holy shit!!!!

[Vertuzzi 1368]

22 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Some crazy bitches out there. 

Hey guy, maybe don’t stand there and converse with someone with an axe at a c store. 

[Augustus 3061]

19 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Hey guy, maybe don’t stand there and converse with someone with an axe at a c store. 

With a big ass knife in her back pocket.

[futureman 22441]

man, if he could just have blocked that first swing he probably could have beaten her to death with no charge.  talk about a missed opportunity.

Edited January 27, 2023 by futureman

[nnm 36245]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

man, if he could just have blocked that first swing he probably could have beaten her to death with no charge.  talk about a missed opportunity.

But he didn’t. Instead, he took a full swing axe blade to the face. 

[futureman 22441]

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

But he didn’t. Instead, he took a full swing axe blade to the face. 

he sure did.

[Steel Shank 9417]

"Baby, why fight...when we can make love tonight?"

[Lhorn 4904]

Not to victim blame, and you certain never expect THAT to happen, but I think you gotta have your head on a swivel around a person carrying an axe in a convenience store.  Ditto machete or baseball bat.  Those people survive? 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

If anyone finds her on meet-an-inmate.com, please share. 

Edited January 28, 2023 by ImissWallyPryor

[Hpara759 1778]

5 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

Hey guy, maybe don’t stand there and converse with someone with an axe at a c store. 

At the very least don't take your eyes off her

[LTtxfan 49075]

WTF... "Lizzie Borden"

[Pdawg88 1115]

I think I’m in love 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Holy shit, that attack was in Australia in 2017. The sentence was actually increased in spite of the “antagonism” experienced in the women’s prison.

https://rivercitypost.org/a-methed-up-transgender-splits-a-mans-head-in-half-with-battle-axe-at-7-eleven/

Sorry, I didn’t write the headline. lol 

[RPM 26268]

This is why I'm an Allsup's man.

[0xdeadbeef 1630]

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Holy shit, that attack was in Australia in 2017. The sentence was actually increased in spite of the “antagonism” experienced in the women’s prison.

https://rivercitypost.org/a-methed-up-transgender-splits-a-mans-head-in-half-with-battle-axe-at-7-eleven/

Sorry, I didn’t write the headline. lol 

Damn, it's true, everything's more deadly in Australia. 

[Lhorn 4904]

3 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

I think I’m in love 

It’s the trans part isn’t it?  
Seriously, that’s a crazy story.  Original sentence was 7 years……for trying to murder 2 people with an ax.  Got raised by an additional 5 years.  Glad to see the two victims survived. 

[RollLeft 5040]

you better aks somebody!

[Bevo&Pevo 5107]

Still undefeated. 

[futureman 22441]

13 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Still undefeated. 

doesn’t apply here, really. 

[LTtxfan 49075]

10 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

I think I’m in love 

Hope you don't end up "Head over Heels in Love" with Lizzie Borden wannabe...

 

Edited January 28, 2023 by LTtxfan

[Pdawg88 1115]

16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Hope you don't end up "Head over Heels in Love" with Lizzie Borden wannabe...

 

I like a gal that plays rough 

[TexasHooch 5121]

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

32 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

 

Sound ON if you enjoy the sweet, sweet sound of the squealing mom who always seems to find her way into youth sports videos. 

[Hate 20104]

Damn, that was awesome!  That kid will never forget that day.  It would suck to peak that early in life though. 

[GoPokes83 2237]

It’s the trans part isn’t it?  
Seriously, that’s a crazy story.  Original sentence was 7 years……for trying to murder 2 people with an ax.  Got raised by an additional 5 years.  Glad to see the two victims survived. 

They’re both lucky that ax must not have been very sharp! I’m always confused… When they say a trans woman, are they referring to a guy that’s walking around as a woman, or a woman who happens to be trans?

[futureman 22441]

42 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

When they say a trans woman, are they referring to a guy that’s walking around as a woman, or a woman who happens to be trans?

the former. 

[Deej 76654]

21 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Some crazy bitches out there. 

Nicole, after learning the convenience store is out of Smirnoff Screwdrivers.

[SquishMitten 10402]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

doesn’t apply here, really. 

I can’t figure out whether it does or not. The ax wielder is in a women’s prison. I assume they either misstated her identification or she has gone under full operative transition. Surely someone with a penis doesn’t get placed into a women’s prison, right?