Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Parliament 14134]

You picked the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker!

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

On 3/12/2023 at 3:57 PM, Deej said:

UTPD has purchased one of those to deal with illegal parking on campus. Watch out, Quinn.

Damn, was hoping it was the new grackle cannon.

[markstanco 12505]

I’m actually more impressed by the take-off at the end than the landing.

An old pilot saying is, “taking off in a plane is like jumping off a fence post. Landing is like jumping back on that post.”

The landing was far superior and it’s not close. The takeoff he can nose down and correct a lot of shit that you can’t do on a landing.

[52-80 19087]

I dont take elevators unless its ThyssenKrupp

 

[Kwix 2186]

54 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

I dont take elevators unless its ThyssenKrupp

 

Hmmm, I need a pallet jack to move this heavy shit.  I'm sure its less than the elevator capacity.

[SquishMitten 10400]

22 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

Amazing how agile these small planes are. 

The insurance policy they had to take out for this must’ve been massive.

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

Elena jokes are lame. 

Edited March 18, 2023 by ImissWallyPryor

[TrashMaster G 17388]

23 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

Amazing how agile these small planes are. 

I would have at least gotten out for a drink.

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

I dont take elevators unless its ThyssenKrupp

 

[brakeman 28239]

 

[crash_davis 23084]

[YGIFS 19449]

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

Okay, real slow cause I’m slow.  What the fuck just happened there?

[General Specific 3233]

Okay, real slow cause I’m slow.  What the fuck just happened there?

Escape velocity!

[RPM 26223]

23 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

It's called a Squall Line. Nothing new. North Texas we call them Blue Northers.

[TrashMaster G 17388]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Edited March 17, 2023 by TrashMaster G

[MissingInAction 24815]

On 3/13/2023 at 8:53 PM, Sbbruin said:

More like someone found out

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Tidal wave!

[Brothahorn 10085]

 

 

[Parliament 14134]

Maybe just push her back instead?

[CooterBrown 17907]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

 

 

[Parliament 14134]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

 

Undefeated 

[PTINS 3442]

On 3/6/2023 at 11:58 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

... as compared to the Nuclear Reactor and Containment buildings?

The Primary Containment wall of the Comanche Peak Nuclear Power Plant is ~ 4.5 feet thick with a matrix of #18 Rebar (2 1/4" thick, 13.6 #/foot), 14-16 layers of rebar.

Inside this structure is a Secondary Containment building ~ 2 .5 feet thick.

Inside this the the Reactor Vessel itself with an 8.5" thick steel wall.

[RPM 26223]

1 hour ago, PTINS said:

The Primary Containment wall of the Comanche Peak Nuclear Power Plant is ~ 4.5 feet thick with a matrix of #18 Rebar (2 1/4" thick, 13.6 #/foot), 14-16 layers of rebar.

You have no idea how much rebar never made it to Glen Rose from Houston.

[Elvis 3356]

4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

 

Zigged when he should have zagged with his buddies.

[Elvis 3356]

19 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

[Brothahorn 10085]

Maybe just push her back instead?

Yep. But damn, she took that punch better than Jerry Cooney.

[RPM 26223]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

9 hours ago, Parliament said:

Maybe just push her back instead?

Yep. But damn, she took that punch better than Jerry Cooney.

She was a good listener.

[Lhorn 4885]

3 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

13 hours ago, Parliament said:

Maybe just push her back instead?

Yep. But damn, she took that punch better than Jerry Cooney.

Hell yeah she did.  Surprised she still alive but she just calmly composed herself on the floor and got up like nothing happened. 

[0xdeadbeef 1626]

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Hell yeah she did.  Surprised she still alive but she just calmly composed herself on the floor and got up like nothing happened. 

She got up, but she didn't go back at the dude. That's a hard way to learn a lesson, but it looks like she did learn. 

[Longhornstampede 3173]

On 3/17/2023 at 9:32 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

 

"In the event of device failure push here for attitude reset" 

[Longhornstampede 3173]

6 hours ago, RPM said:

You have no idea how much rebar never made it to Glen Rose from Houston.

It's all in the new patio Juan built in the backyard with his compadres while drinking 3 cases of Bud Light. Constructed last Saturday so that he didn't have to pull a flatwork permit from the city while mixing all the concrete by hand in a wheel barrow. 

[RPM 26223]

There's several barns and corrals in Wise County that are nuclear rated. For the record, rebar is a lousy substitute for sucker rod. But the price was right.

[brakeman 28239]

 

[Crapinon 2250]

On 3/18/2023 at 4:12 PM, PTINS said:

... as compared to the Nuclear Reactor and Containment buildings?

The Primary Containment wall of the Comanche Peak Nuclear Power Plant is ~ 4.5 feet thick with a matrix of #18 Rebar (2 1/4" thick, 13.6 #/foot), 14-16 layers of rebar.

Inside this structure is a Secondary Containment building ~ 2 .5 feet thick.

Inside this the the Reactor Vessel itself with an 8.5" thick steel wall.

I'm really more intrigued by the jet powered locomotive.

[tx 3 putt 76368]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11674]

he was a baaaad man

[Kwix 2186]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

[nnm 36091]

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bruce-lee-ping-pong/

A video clip purportedly showing actor and martial arts master Bruce Lee expertly playing ping-pong using nunchaku (also called "nunchucks" or "nunchuks") rather than a paddle has amused and astounded viewers for years now:

However, as a full version of the video shows, this clip is not a recording of a real event; it's just a digital creation intended as a viral advertisement for the Nokia N96 Limited Edition Bruce Lee cell phone, produced in 2008 (thirty-five years after Lee's death) by the Beijing office of the JWT (J. Walter Thompson) advertising agency.

The video employed a Bruce Lee look-alike actor pretending to play ping-pong against an opponent, their movements sychronized to the sounds of a genuine table tennis match, with the final audio and the visual image of the ball being added to the clip in post-production.

[crash_davis 23084]

 

[Bullneck 18987]

On 3/17/2023 at 10:32 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

 

If I'm the judge he's going away for the maximum.

[Superhero 8774]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

If I'm the judge he's going away for the maximum.

Why? Don’t start no shit won’t be no shit.

He open hand slapped her. If he had punched her, then that would be different. 

[Bullneck 18987]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Why? Don’t start no shit won’t be no shit.

He open hand slapped her. If he had punched her, then that would be different. 

I don't hit women.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

making up for that "accidental" pooper

[Bevo&Pevo 5026]

 

 

 

 

[mchookem 16212]

that is the most beautiful animal on the planet imo

[GoPokes83 2236]

I’m sorry I ruined your black panther party.

[Superhero 8774]

On 3/22/2023 at 2:17 PM, Bullneck said:

I don't hit women.

All women? Even the punchable face ones?

[RPM 26223]

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]