Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Longhornstampede 3173]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Pitbull needs to take a bullet.

As does the owner

[Superhero 8774]

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

Pitbull needs to take a bullet.

Pit bull doing pit bull things. 

[UT_OB1 2200]

On 3/26/2023 at 7:01 PM, crash_davis said:

dude posted that he only had minor injuries worse being road rash to his leg. 

 

Someone is going to have to explain to me how this was videod. It at first appears that it is a helmet cam. Then right before the accident occurs the camera moves/rotates to a Birds Eye view. 

[BearMace 2183]

1 hour ago, UT_OB1 said:

Someone is going to have to explain to me how this was videod. It at first appears that it is a helmet cam. Then right before the accident occurs the camera moves/rotates to a Birds Eye view. 

It's a 360* camera like an Insta360 or GoPro Max. It's basically recording everything through dual fisheye lenses then what is actually shown determined during editing. 

[Modessit 5596]

I don't hit women.

[crash_davis 23084]

16 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Love how the tire comes back for Round 2 as if to say "there's more where that came from"

Tires have evolved. They learned to double tap.

[Ojo Rojo 1900]

11 hours ago, Modessit said:

This exact thing happened to me.  True story.

[GoPokes83 2236]

Fuck those rhino poachers! Can’t keep assholes from killing endangered species in Africa, yet Southwest Texas is a big empty wasteland that’s very similar to the savanna they live in. Why don’t we import some and dedicate a couple hundred thousand acres and just let the rhinos and elephants have at it in peace? May be the only way to keep them from extinction! Screw it, give ‘em Big Bend!!

[Sbbruin 21728]

On 3/24/2023 at 11:36 AM, brakeman said:

holy shit!

 

[Buzzrock 14871]

Pitbull needs to take a bullet.

That would stop the party

[GringoSalado 1651]

9 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Fuck those rhino poachers! Can’t keep assholes from killing endangered species in Africa, yet Southwest Texas is a big empty wasteland that’s very similar to the savanna they live in. Why don’t we import some and dedicate a couple hundred thousand acres and just let the rhinos and elephants have at it in peace? May be the only way to keep them from extinction! Screw it, give ‘em Big Bend!!

If Elephants understood and could express their opinion about living in Big Bend, I feel like they would volunteer to be poached in Africa.

[NWBuck 8547]

12 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

This exact thing happened to me.  True story.

Sorry, man. I'm sure he'll spank you next time. 

[SquishMitten 10400]

On 3/25/2023 at 6:39 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

BTW, Tulsa spelled backwards turns into A slut.

 

Same result when I turn your mom around

[CooterBrown 17907]

[nnm 36091]

 

[nnm 36091]

 

[Incredulity 11565]

[Elvis 3356]

15 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

What boot store got so lucky?

 

[Parliament 14134]

20 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Cook it.

ETA

Them

[Underdog 28455]

42 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

 

[52-80 19087]

Beat to the punch

Edited March 29, 2023 by 52-80

[Incredulity 11565]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

4 hours ago, nnm said:

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12419]

AI-generated image of what George Washington would look like in modern times


 

[Kennythetiger 9334]

I pictured him to be taller. 

[CooterBrown 17907]

Looks like an elderly Mr Incredible.

[GoPokes83 2236]

Looks remarkably good for 289 years old.

[YGIFS 19449]

10 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

AI-generated image of what George Washington would look like in modern times


 

Brooks Was Here?  I mean, Here

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

9 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I pictured him to be taller. 

[gernblansten 3188]

The pig says "My wife is a slut"?

[nnm 36091]

 

[Kennythetiger 9334]

Storks are some mean motherfuckers. 

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

11 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

I can relate.

[Underdog 28455]

Damn, that's heartbreaking. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

2 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

"While she was sleeping."  Riiiiight.

And that snake's not 4 feet long.  Closer to 2.  Still gross, though.

[Nuge 1962]

19 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

AI-generated image of what George Washington would look like in modern times


 

The Lannisters always repay their debts.

[ABSR 5289]

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I can relate.

So are you angrier at your parents or at your stronger and better siblings? 

[Chad Fuck 17565]

https://www.theinertia.com/mountain/video-of-terrifying-tree-well-rescue-shows-how-lucky-snowboarder-is-to-be-alive/

Edited March 30, 2023 by Chad Fuck

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

51 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

https://www.theinertia.com/mountain/video-of-terrifying-tree-well-rescue-shows-how-lucky-snowboarder-is-to-be-alive/

That is some scary shit. The probability of him being spotted in time was minuscule.

[Deej 76564]

On 3/19/2023 at 4:48 PM, brakeman said:

 

Action Park!

[nnm 36091]

6 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

"While she was sleeping."  Riiiiight.

And that snake's not 4 feet long.  Closer to 2.  Still gross, though.

ER crew are probably glad they were only taking a snek out of a mouth. 
<insert Richard Gere gif here>

[Brothahorn 10085]

On 3/29/2023 at 5:42 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

AI-generated image of what George Washington would look like in modern times


 

[luke duke 6386]

nm

[Blotto 23432]

On 3/29/2023 at 5:42 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

AI-generated image of what George Washington would look like in modern times


 

No flintlock pistol lapel pin, I'm calling bullshit

[Chad Fuck 17565]

14 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

That is some scary shit. The probability of him being spotted in time was minuscule.

Yeah about a 15 minute window between life and "we'll find his body this summer." 

[Brothahorn 10085]

[Kennythetiger 9334]

Moooooovin’ on up. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

That's the cow's house now.

[AUS-97HORN 11674]

wow... I cant imagine the stench of a months worth of cow shit ground into the floors and the walls.