Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Guadaloopy 10918]

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

"It's not THAT the wind is blowing... It's WHAT the wind is blowing."

- Ron White

[nnm 36063]

5 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

"It's not THAT the wind is blowing... It's WHAT the wind is blowing."

- Ron White

Exactly. I’ve been in enough tornado warning weather and actual hurricane weather to know you don’t f around or you’ll find out. My brother got smacked in the face by a branch one time doing this, he’s lucky he wasn’t killed. 

[TrashMaster G 17386]

6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

India doesn't fuck around....well they do, but you know..... only literally.

India will pass China for #1 in population in a couple of months.

[mininghorn88 2263]

7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not sure if it's still true, but 85% of Australians live within 30 miles of the coast.

I am in Australia right now. Will be here another week. I will start to count now to verify.

[Dnaguy 11769]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Exactly. I’ve been in enough tornado warning weather and actual hurricane weather to know you don’t f around or you’ll find out. My brother got smacked in the face by a branch one time doing this, he’s lucky he wasn’t killed. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

On 4/27/2023 at 11:14 AM, crash_davis said:

trust issues incoming

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

14 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

I wanted to see him try to get back in the car. 

[ztejas 43262]

12 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not sure if it's still true, but 85% of Australians live within 30 miles of the coast.

A fuckton of America does, too. Probably not 85% - but I bet if you count the great lakes it's close to 50%. 

[futureman 22414]

46 minutes ago, ztejas said:

A fuckton of America does, too. Probably not 85% - but I bet if you count the great lakes it's close to 50%. 

this is a map I found quickly from an unverified source.  but 100 miles makes more sense.  30 miles I doubt it. 

[YGIFS 19449]

Amazing we're not all dead given our deadly borders.  That map also helps explain why we haven't been invaded by a land army in quite awhile.  

Aw shit, no jinx! 

[RPM 26215]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

That map also helps explain why we haven't been invaded by a land army in quite awhile.  

And explains a major plot line of Red Dawn.

[GoPokes83 2236]

Glad they included Hawaii

[YGIFS 19449]

12 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Glad they included Hawaii

Whatever, Yamamoto.

[Incredulity 11559]

That’s a twenty footer…

 

[nnm 36063]

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Whatever, Yamamoto.

Too soon

[RPM 26215]

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

That’s a twenty footer…

 

That motherfucker was leaving a wake.

[nnm 36063]

Tick tock . . .

[YGIFS 19449]

What's the Japanese custom then on defaming the name of an unprovoked belligerent?  

Hirohito, you wanna weigh in on this?  

[MonkeyDoughnut 10140]

 

[Underdog 28445]

6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

That’s a twenty footer…

 

25… 3 tons on him. 

6 hours ago, RPM said:

That motherfucker was leaving a wake.

How’d you know where he’s been? 

[Steel Shank 9413]

That fish was Shark Week all by itself.

[Kwix 2186]

4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

I don't know if I'd call that a defensive gem as much as lucky as shit. 

[Armybrat 40725]

On 4/28/2023 at 6:32 PM, mininghorn88 said:

I am in Australia right now. Will be here another week. I will start to count now to verify.

Starting with the tittie count at the beach?

[TrashMaster G 17386]

10 hours ago, Incredulity said:

That’s a twenty footer…

 

Nope.

[Bevo&Pevo 5026]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[YGIFS 19449]

11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Starting with the tittie count at the beach?

Just remember a nipple grope twists the other way down there.  

[Armybrat 40725]

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Just remember a nipple grope twists the other way down there.  

As do tassels twirling.

[SquishMitten 10398]

22 hours ago, nnm said:

Tick tock . . .

I’m thinking somewhere between 4 & 8 depending on how tall she is.

[nnm 36063]

Probably fake, but …

 

[thunderlounge 7754]

I thought he’d be fresh out after he pissed himself the first time. 

[futureman 22414]

that's gotta be some staged fake shit

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

Two direct strikes like that would try his innards.  Gotta be fake.  Kinda clever one, though.

[General Specific 3232]

That’s a twenty footer…
 

We’re gonna need a bigger boat!

[Gatorubet 30083]

On 4/29/2023 at 9:28 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Nope.

We’re gonna need a bigger nope…

[Incredulity 11559]

20 hours ago, nnm said:

Probably fake, but …

 

[markstanco 12504]

On 4/28/2023 at 11:04 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

That tool is from "The Lockpicking Lawyer" on YT.  Look at his about page, he sells them there.  I bought some padlock shims from him, they work as advertised. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

33 minutes ago, markstanco said:

That tool is from "The Lockpicking Lawyer" on YT.  Look at his about page, he sells them there.  I bought some padlock shims from him, they work as advertised. 

I’m getting one. The gate to our cabin property has 4 locks on some logging chain (4 links between each lock). One is ours, one US Forest Service, one electric company, and one county. Once or twice a decade, someone messes up and connects their lock in a way that renders another lock useless. I then have to remove the gate from its hinges and call the offending party to get them to open their lock. 

Edited May 1, 2023 by ImissWallyPryor
Crap, it’s been 7-8 years since that’s happened.

[markstanco 12504]

3 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I’m getting one. The gate to our cabin property has 4 locks on some logging chain (4 links between each lock). One is ours, one US Forest Service, one electric company, and one county. Once or twice a decade, someone messes up and connects their lock in a way that renders another lock useless. I then have to remove the gate from its hinges and call the offending party to get them to open their lock. 

Ivew been bypassed a few times at past leases.  Yea it sucks bad, and typically a newer member not really understanding how it works. Thats a good idea for a backup though. 

The LPL channel is a great bathroom channel.  Most videos are 2-4 minutes. The shorter the video, the shittier the lock. 

[thunderlounge 7754]

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I’m getting one.

If you find a link, let me know. All I could find was his mailing address. 

[SquishMitten 10398]

3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

If you find a link, let me know. All I could find was his mailing address. 

Here's his website. https://covertinstruments.com/

[markstanco 12504]

4 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

If you find a link, let me know. All I could find was his mailing address. 

Specific link: https://covertinstruments.com/collections/ssf-bypass-bible/products/covert-companion-1

 

[Spoosner 86]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Specific link: https://covertinstruments.com/collections/ssf-bypass-bible/products/covert-companion-1

 

Please remember to post a review here.

[markstanco 12504]

1 hour ago, Spoosner said:

Please remember to post a review here.

Good call my fellow dorksman. I want to know as well. The padlock shims work, I have opened 2 of 2 that I have tried on. 

[Brothahorn 10085]

WHEN not if,

[TrashMaster G 17386]

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

WHEN not if,
 

 

 

 

That video is SO unsatisfying.  I want to see the one where somebody chases down one of those kids and beats the shit out of him and takes his bike.

[nnm 36063]

 

[Brothahorn 10085]

 

[Parliament 14128]

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That video is SO unsatisfying.  I want to see the one where somebody chases down one of those kids and beats the shit out of him and takes his bike.

OK, boomer.

[brakeman 28227]

 

[TrashMaster G 17386]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

OK, boomer.

Wrong, again.