Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[NWBuck 8631]

On 5/20/2023 at 7:58 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

MOTY

Because they weren't your kids?

[brakeman 28769]

nope.

[MissingInAction 25606]

 

 

[YGIFS 19458]

Cool for German Institute trying to help infertile couples procreate naturally, with a little help from science.

What should give us all great pause is that the program was funded through an endowment to the Institute left by a person only knows as Mengele.  No possible to know where this is all headed...

[Hate 20269]

nope.

[Armybrat 41454]

3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Maybe the dude’s butt looked a lot like Uga to the bovine?

[Brothahorn 10100]

 

 

[Degenerate Gardner 4160]

4 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

He covered most of the distance while jayflying. 

[General Specific 3508]

He covered most of the distance while jayflying. 

It’s not the jayflying that’s so much the problem, it’s the jaysliding that’s gonna leave a mark!

[tfoolry 8361]

 

 

[686 3461]

That’s why I like the big cats. Almost always go for the throat to asphyxiate. Wolves and hyenas typically start eating their prey from behind, which is an asshole move. 

African lions are the exception and eat they’re prey alive frequently, starting from the back and just wildly brutal. It’s like they’d prefer to listen to the thing squeal as they’re gnawing on it. I did once see a tables-turned scenario where a bull Cape Buffalo came up on a den of lion cubs, and he promptly ground them all into the dirt until they stopped moving. A guy once wrote he never saw a wild thing sorry for itself, but I think it’s also true that wild thinks don’t give a fuck about feelings.

[YGIFS 19458]

But what if you think about the wild thing and want to know for sure? 

[TrashMaster G 18137]

4 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

He ded?

[Parliament 14620]

14 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

"Post pic/.gif/vid of animals being assholes."

[Parliament 14620]

11 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

Man if your sperm needs THAT much help, your kids are gonna grow up to be pansies.

[Blotto 24045]

More cool than "holy shit"

 

[52-80 19377]

14 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Guess whos no longer vegetarian?

[52-80 19377]

5 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

 

911 cant help that dude

[52-80 19377]

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

 

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Guess whos no longer vegetarian?

"I don't eat animals because they taste good, I eat them because they are assholes."

[Modessit 5667]

 

Mythbusters did it better with the mega fire extinguisher.

[WithoutAClue 16232]

[General Specific 3508]

911 cant help that dude

Yeah, but he was ruled “SAFE!”, as instant replay showed there was no tag applied!

[Davis Lane 6014]

11 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Now we know how the zombie apocalypse started.

Fucking, assholes!

[PvilleStang 3009]

22 hours ago, brakeman said:

nope.

at 1:00-1:01, is that a jumper that didn't make it lying in the ditch?

Edited May 23, 2023 by PvilleStang

[PvilleStang 3009]

3 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

Koko Head Crater says HI and F.U.  Still have PTSD from when my wife convinced me to do that in Hawaii by telling me her grandmother did it no problem in her later years. 

 

[honolulu horn 6241]

8 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Koko Head Crater says HI and F.U.  Still have PTSD from when my wife convinced me to do that in Hawaii by telling me her grandmother did it no problem in her later years. 

 

Try the Haiku Stairs on Oahu sometime (the "Stairway to Heaven"). Closed for decades, now with many steps and railings either missing or barely attached. 

[RPM 26682]

13 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

at 1:00-1:01, is that a jumper that didn't make it lying in the ditch?

I thought the same thing.

[futureman 22721]

it's just someone camping

[Kwix 2497]

23 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

at 1:00-1:01, is that a jumper that didn't make it lying in the ditch?

This video made the rounds a while back.  Pretty sure there was a cameraman setup there ahead of time.

[Brothahorn 10100]

911 cant help that dude

Cause it's a joke!

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 5/21/2023 at 10:38 PM, Born Burnt said:

From comments:

Spain’s public news agency EFE said the F-18 was training for a flying exhibition when the crash occurred. The Guardia Civil told The Associated Press that one of its patrols was the first to reach the pilot, who fell outside the exterior fence surrounding the airbase. According to the Guardia Civil, the pilot suffered injuries to his legs, apparently because he ejected with a parachute from a low altitude. He was evacuated to hospital in a helicopter. The Guardia Civil said it would collaborate with the military in investigating the crash. It said that the initial information provided by the pilot was that the plane had apparently suffered a malfunction.

Facts…schmacts. I guess that wasn’t his parachute after all. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

23 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Koko Head Crater says HI and F.U.  Still have PTSD from when my wife convinced me to do that in Hawaii by telling me her grandmother did it no problem in her later years. 

She bought life insurance on you before that trip. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 5/22/2023 at 1:07 PM, brakeman said:

nope

…said #6 in line. 

[ChickenSandwich 9986]

On 5/20/2023 at 7:23 AM, shadow_operative said:

 

[TrashMaster G 18137]

On 5/23/2023 at 8:11 AM, WithoutAClue said:

 

16 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Try the Haiku Stairs on Oahu sometime (the "Stairway to Heaven"). Closed for decades, now with many steps and railings either missing or barely attached. 

[Wally Fairway 5678]

On 5/22/2023 at 9:07 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

 

and that guys name was ho lee fuk

[Wally Pryor 5413]

On 5/23/2023 at 8:11 AM, WithoutAClue said:

Meh.

 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

Nothing is scarier than these:

Spoiler

 

[markstanco 12811]

On 5/22/2023 at 8:07 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

 

That is one STUPID MFer. I mean was. 

[Wally Pryor 5413]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Nothing is scarier than these:

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Here.

Appetites for pea soup were never the same. 

[futureman 22721]

On 5/22/2023 at 7:07 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

 

been searching for updates on this but just noticed the dashcam says 02/03/2022.  still curious if he died though.

[TrashMaster G 18137]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

been searching for updates on this but just noticed the dashcam says 02/03/2022.  still curious if he died though.

If he died, I'm sure he's probably still dead.

[futureman 22721]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

If he died, I'm sure he's probably still dead.

yeah that's not quite what I said but you are correct.

[Brothahorn 10100]

been searching for updates on this but just noticed the dashcam says 02/03/2022.  still curious if he died though.

Which one of us assholes just up and disappeared around that time?

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If he died, I'm sure he's probably still dead.

-Mitch Hedberg

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21565]

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Nothing is scarier than these:

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[MissingInAction 25606]

The stairs in the Frank Erin center mezzanine we fucking terrifying after a pint of whiskey.

[TrashMaster G 18137]

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The stairs in the Frank Erin center mezzanine we fucking terrifying after a pint of whiskey.

Frank Erin center? Where's that?

[futureman 22721]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Frank Erin center? Where's that?

on the east side, near springdale and airport