Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Underdog 29237]

More than you realize... 

 

[Parliament 14622]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

He might be dead.

[52-80 19377]

mark zuckerberg will kick your ass if he needs to

 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

The sea was angry that day, my friends. 

[Hate 20273]

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A guy I work with has a son that was on that trip. There are some rumors that the kid was suicidal as well. At any rate, it’s awful for that family.

[YGIFS 19458]

56 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The sea was angry that day, my friends. 

It's all there in my book, "Not really all that astonishing tales of the Sea, basically just 18-25 year olds doing dumb shit on the water."  

Huge group of us around 21yo go out to camp at Pace Bend Park outside Austin.  Get beyond fucked up on everything we could drink or smoke.  Start jumping from that tall ridge on the NW end into a very low lake in the middle of the night with no idea what's down there.  Sure enough I just scraped a rock that left a small scar, but thankfully didn't impale my spinal cord.  Swam in Lake Michigan on acid at midnight at 17yo.  another dozen dumb stories like that.  Half of us swam in high school and even college.  But apparently the darkness and being imbibed aren't part of competitive aquatics.  

Years later, about 25...one of these guys has a bachelor party where we're gonna "Smoke beers, drink drugs, and shoot guns."  I thought it was a horrible fucking idea given we were still clearly of the age where risk assessment was beyond us.  Sure enough, one guy took a grazed round off his leg.  A couple inches from a critical artery that probably would have impacted the wedding since a one-legged man can't usher

I loved the adventures and shenanigans of my youth.  But if you showed me a bill that said all males must sit in a locked room eating saltines until they are 25, I would sign that bill.   

Edited May 30, 2023 by YGIFS

[Davis Lane 6014]

On 5/29/2023 at 11:10 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

I could never get those damn things to work like they did in the commercials. Then, they always developed literal kinks. Fuck those worthless SOBs. 

Always my problem!

[thunderlounge 8476]

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

But apparently the darkness and being imbibed aren't part of competitive aquatics.  

I’d watch that on ESPN. 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

4 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

I’d watch that on ESPN. 

The Ocho.

[nnm 38009]

 

[YGIFS 19458]

And that man...he no longer has Covid either.  

I can't remember the movie, but it was a pretty good little sci-fi indie flick about 10-15 years ago.  And the valet from "The Royal Tennenbaums" pours bleach into his ears to go deaf.  Long story.  But this reminded me of it.  So did Covid instructions.  We are living in a simulation.  One day you're on top of the world, the next you're being stabbed with a pocket knife.  

[tfoolry 8361]

 

 

[thunderlounge 8476]

[futureman 22721]

[honolulu horn 6241]

17 hours ago, 52-80 said:

mark zuckerberg will kick your ass if he needs to

 

Someone also posted a recent clip of him bragging about surfing 15-footers in Hawaii or California. I can't remember where he said it happened, but it doesn't matter since the only place it could've actually happened is in his regarded meta verse. What a fucking chode. 

 

[Davis Lane 6014]

19 hours ago, 52-80 said:

mark zuckerberg will kick your ass if he needs to

 

 

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

Someone also posted a recent clip of him bragging about surfing 15-footers in Hawaii or California. I can't remember where he said it happened, but it doesn't matter since the only place it could've actually happened is in his regarded meta verse. What a fucking chode. 

 

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[Dennis Taylor 19389]

Just a good ole boy

Never meanin no harm

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10812]

12 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Just a good ole boy

Never meanin no harm

 

What was that tow truck driver doing parking on an active freeway in the left lane no less, ramp down with no lights or cones?  And yes, someone needs to add the General Lee noise over that.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10812]

or 2.5x the highest WNBA player

[Longhornstampede 3230]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

59 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

or 2.5x the highest WNBA player

Rocky could easily smuggle drugs into Russia in that outfit.

[Dennis Taylor 19389]

 

 

[Incredulity 11882]

7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

 

Michael's in the pond

[52-80 19377]

reeeepost

Edited May 31, 2023 by 52-80

[Dennis Taylor 19389]

1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

 

I call it "If my parents had let me get that Ninja I wanted in high school "

[Gene Parmesan 4085]

On I35 in Lewisville, I pulled up on some firemen trying to pry something out of a guardrail.  As I approached I saw it was a motorcycle and then  a little further a body covered up on the ground.  That scene is seared in my mind.  I'll never get on one of those things. 

[Dennis Taylor 19389]

 

Dis anyone even have to ask if it was a female driving? 

Hopefully that Facebook post was important 

Edited June 1, 2023 by Dennis Taylor

[General Specific 3508]

or 2.5x the highest WNBA player

[shadow_operative 15932]

white people crazy:

 

[Superhero 9044]

11 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Yeah... she's gonna get paid big time.

 

 

9 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Boop!

The second biker got the wobbles before he crashed. Probably shit himself after watching his friend die.

[RPM 26682]

The only thing crotch rockets are good for is organ donation.

[GoPokes83 2249]

The only thing crotch rockets are good for is organ donation.

You think there’s any useable parts left after that? Maybe some skin, or an eye if the helmet managed to stay together I suppose.

[futureman 22721]

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

Yeah... she's gonna get paid big time.

why?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10812]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

why?

Tow driver stopped on freeway left lane with ramp down with no lights, cones, nothing.

[futureman 22721]

28 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Tow driver stopped on freeway left lane with ramp down with no lights, cones, nothing.

was he in the left lane?  I doubt it.  if you’re texting and you crash your car you don’t “get paid big time.”

[futureman 22721]

well looking at it it’s hard to tell.  I assumed he had to have been off the road on the shoulder at least but maybe he’s in the left lane.  that seems insane, though.  why would anyone park in the left lane.  if so then yeah she’ll get paid I guess. 

[thunderlounge 8476]

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Tow driver stopped on freeway left lane with ramp down with no lights, cones, nothing.

Actually if you go read the stories, there were lights and warnings. She wasn’t paying a lick of attention and found out.

If someone is getting paid, it’s the vehicle she landed on.

When you see lights up ahead you know something is going on. Slow down with the rest of traffic, don’t just blow through them.

[Brothahorn 10100]

What was that tow truck driver doing parking on an active freeway in the left lane no less, ramp down with no lights or cones?  And yes, someone needs to add the General Lee noise over that.

Tow truck drivers are mostly assholes. Two passed me on the beltway last week racing to get to some accidents, I guess. One passed me in the emergency lane. As he going up the incline, I hoped no one was actually using the emergency lane for an actual emergency.

[Superhero 9044]

7 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Actually if you go read the stories, there were lights and warnings. She wasn’t paying a lick of attention and found out.

If someone is getting paid, it’s the vehicle she landed on.

When you see lights up ahead you know something is going on. Slow down with the rest of traffic, don’t just blow through them.

Read a few articles and it said the tow truck was parked in the left lane with its warning lights on.

From the video, it was the only vehicle on that side of the freeway, and it doesn’t look like there were any obvious warning lights behind it.

Her lawyer could argue that most of the warning lights were in the other side of the freeway and she was distracted by those, and didn’t see the parked tow truck in front of her.

I’m not saying it’s not her fault, but I can say that if there’s an accident on the other side of the freeway, and there’s a good center divider, I’m not slowing down to gawk  

 

[Nuge 2032]

WTF with the barbed wire trampoline?  

[Incredulity 11882]

 

[markstanco 12811]

22 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

On I35 in Lewisville, I pulled up on some firemen trying to pry something out of a guardrail.  As I approached I saw it was a motorcycle and then  a little further a body covered up on the ground.  That scene is seared in my mind.  I'll never get on one of those things. 

My no pics sister interned for channel 8 in FTW out of college.  Mainly she was in a small room with metroplex police scanners during night hours.  A crew sat in Dallas and another in FTW on standby for any action.  

One night a high speed chase with a crotch rocket happened, and was going too fast getting off of 635 to 75 and flew off the bridge.  He was wearing his helmet still when he hit the ground, but he wasnt wearing his body. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

My no pics sister

we all stopped reading here, btw

[Chooky 13342]

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

He was wearing his helmet still when he hit the ground, but he wasnt wearing his body. 

So was he okay? 

[Pato del Muerto 53606]

The cops didn’t bother following with that kind of head start

[futureman 22721]

12 hours ago, Nuge said:

WTF with the barbed wire trampoline?  

for the likes, bro.

[GoPokes83 2249]

Those are some calm rats to just lay in those buckets like that.

[markstanco 12811]

14 hours ago, Chooky said:

So was he okay? 

He got a horse.

[General Specific 3508]

My no pics sister interned for channel 8 in FTW out of college.  Mainly she was in a small room with metroplex police scanners during night hours.  A crew sat in Dallas and another in FTW on standby for any action.  
One night a high speed chase with a crotch rocket happened, and was going too fast getting off of 635 to 75 and flew off the bridge.  He was wearing his helmet still when he hit the ground, but he wasnt wearing his body. 

At least he was headed in the right direction!