Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

[Blotto 24044]

This happened last year, so It was probably posted then, but it should be a classic for years to come. I'm sure the dads uttered the following shortly before the clip: "Now goddammit honey, would you go sit down, we know what the hell we're doing...

 

Edited July 5, 2023 by Blotto

[RPM 26674]

Who wants to break the bad news to him?

[futureman 22718]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

This happened last year, so It was probably posted then,

ah damn I think you’re right, I think it was posted then.  but surely not since then. 

[Brothahorn 10099]

[Parliament 14618]

Hard pass

[shadow_operative 15932]

 

 

[Longhornstampede 3227]

https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1676895261573124096?t=mtVy2CuvkIBakMKyUAFpsg&s=19

[markstanco 12804]

 
 

OSHA huh.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

OSHA huh.

DMV?

[markstanco 12804]

They wont care at the DMV either.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

They wont care at the DMV either.

FBI?

[SurlyGator 959]

AMA?

Is there an undertaker's organization I don't know the letters to?

[TrashMaster G 18132]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

OSHA huh.

Yeah, that was dumb.

[Hpara759 1792]

8 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

 

 

[nnm 37996]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031659/Leroy-Luetscher-86-impaled-eye-garden-shears.html

[Longhornstampede 3227]

Even when it's lost it's still undefeated.... 

[nnm 37996]

10 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Even when it's lost it's still undefeated.... 

Newsflash. They could offer a $1,000,000 reward with no risk. Bongo is gonzo. Coyote or owl food. 

[Parliament 14618]

$3,500 for a cat?  I have an idea...

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

A cat that's worth 3500 (plus cost of the sign) better shit Tiffany cufflinks.

[Longhornstampede 3227]

35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

A cat that's worth 3500 (plus cost of the sign) better shit Tiffany cufflinks.

There are multiple signs scattered about this part of town

[PRONG HORN 3221]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrIv17agGCx/?hl=en

[futureman 22718]

7 hours ago, Parliament said:

$3,500 for a cat?  I have an idea...

I always found this to be a plot hole in meet the parents.  who the hell wouldn't know their own pet?  it was poor writing. 

[RPM 26674]

10 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

There are multiple signs scattered about this part of town

They should put one up in Korean.

[HenryJames 67464]

[Post Oak 20580]

Fuck the ocean.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

16 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Fuck the ocean.

Before it fucks you.

[SquishMitten 10497]

^^ The enema of consequences often comes with a shark

[Davis Lane 6014]

14 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrIv17agGCx/?hl=en

[Smax 3800]

 

[SurlyGator 959]

/gifFakeFakeFakeFakeFake/gif

[Wally Pryor 5411]

29 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

I want to see the same with tiga shark. 

[Hate 20258]

16 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I think we need a ruling on what is a "boat" and what is a "kayak".

[brakeman 28762]

[LTbear 4218]

Where you can look down to literally get the shit scared out of you 

[Pato del Muerto 53581]

On 7/7/2023 at 5:13 AM, HenryJames said:

Lot of good that fish finder is doing 

[RPM 26674]

 

[Underdog 29213]

8 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

7 hours ago, LTbear said:

Where you can look down to literally get the shit scared out of you 

Needs to have fake cracks start appearing to give it an even scarier premise. 

[Kennythetiger 9655]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

 

Needs to have fake cracks start appearing to give it an even scarier premise. 

I’d shit in the hallway 

[Bullneck 19560]

On 7/6/2023 at 11:57 AM, nnm said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031659/Leroy-Luetscher-86-impaled-eye-garden-shears.html

Hey dude, I know you're in pain but can you hold still for an x-ray?

[Underdog 29213]

Oh gotdamn!  I can't even do eyedrops won't even begin to imagine that horror. 

[Davis Lane 6014]

7 hours ago, RPM said:

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

 

 

[AUS-97HORN 12057]

and that... is how we hear about next time when the bear is chewing on nice fresh humans.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

 

[GoPokes83 2249]

 

So, would that be manslaughter, accidental, or what?

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

Suicide. 

[gyroprotagonist 2597]

7 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

So, would that be manslaughter, accidental, or what?

a good start?

I am one of the few on surly not a lawyer, but does the fact that car driver was doing illegal shit trump the pedestrian doing illegal (and profoundly stupid) shit and had to have been drunk/high to attempt that ?

 

[markstanco 12804]

22 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

If I was taking pictures by a river in MFing Alaska I would have a .44 on my hip.  Dumbasses. 

[futureman 22718]

 

[MissingInAction 25586]

On 7/9/2023 at 2:00 AM, RPM said:

 

"The Last of Us" is real in the insect world.