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35 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.

(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 

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CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.
(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 
Swimming in a south American river? How smashed were you? I won't even swim in a Florida lake
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1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
2 hours ago, NWBuck said:
CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.
(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 

Swimming in a south American river? How smashed were you? I won't even swim in a Florida lake

Florida Lake? I wouldn't swim in a Florida pool

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1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
2 hours ago, NWBuck said:
CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.
(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 

Swimming in a south American river? How smashed were you? I won't even swim in a Florida lake

It was hot as balls and we were on one of those college work/missions trips. It was a welcomed relief, even if Murph didn't come back with all of his limbs.

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It was hot as balls and we were on one of those college work/missions trips. It was a welcomed relief, even if Murph didn't come back with all of his limbs.

Good thing you were on a mission trip, and God blocked your dick-holes from the Candiru.
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Piranha attacks are extremely rare, and usually very minor when they do occur.
It's the tiny catfish that swims up your urethra that ought to keep you the fuck out of South American rivers.

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Nu uh. Not in this pintu
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Typically, I just tie mine into a standard overhand knot. But if I know I’m going into the sketchy waters of South America, I’ll go ahead and do a sheet bend, glove hitch, or even a reef knot just to be safe.

 

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Typically, I just tie mine into a standard overhand knot. But if I know I’m going into the sketchy waters of South America, I’ll go ahead and do a sheet bend, glove hitch, or even a reef knot just to be safe.

 

Rumor is you like to swim with a buddy and use a blood knot (still, tough to do when one of you is just a tag end).

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42 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Typically, I just tie mine into a standard overhand knot. But if I know I’m going into the sketchy waters of South America, I’ll go ahead and do a sheet bend, glove hitch, or even a reef knot just to be safe.

 

Sheep shank for Steel Shank.

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55 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Little brown eel comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole... Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too good is it Chief?

I don’t think a bowline is the right choice for the situation 

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Used to have a Fiat X1/9 when I was about 22. Would take it to 6th and look for small parking spots in front of a club. Would pull in the front and my friend and I would get out and pick up the back end and swing it into the spot. People would point and say, "Those guys just picked up that car!"

 

/csb

 

 

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Used to have a Fiat X1/9 when I was about 22. Would take it to 4th and look for small parking spots in front of a Oil Can Harry’s. Would pull in the front and my boyfriend and I would get out and pick up the back end and swing it into the spot. People would point and say, "Those guys just picked up that car!"
 
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