Texas wins the Big 12, Breckyn cuts his hair

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Just, you know, so I could say I told you so. I'll leave the reasoning to finer and wordier minds, like CTJ. But bet the house, it's a stone cold lock. 

OK just one short word on why. The rest of the league is down. TCU, OU, WVU, need I say more? Go look it up. Now, I'm not predicting anything crazy, like an NC. Just a return to the natural order. 

 

Look I know you may disagree with this hot take. I'm sorry your mother didn't hug you enough when you were small. I'm sorry your balls never descended. I'm sorry the shadows are so scary and you need Viagra to get a boner. Really I am. But you know, facts and shit. A haiku:

 

Longhorns are the shit.

Offense. Defense. Special Teams.

We are going to win.

 

 

Texas today.

Texas always. 

Texas forever.

Let's roll.

 

Amen and OU sucks.

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[Tired of Lurking 637]

I like this post even if it's redundant. Hook 'em. TEN DAYS!

[PatSolitanojr 518]

Inb4 the haters 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

OP motherfucking gets it. I got season tickets for the first time since I was in school because I had the same premonition that we’d win the Big XII this year and be in the playoff the following year. Props to ballers like us who believe. Let’s roll.

Edited August 22, 2018 by Iconoclast Texan

[DeweyCox 366]

Hear, hear!

[InkaUtexas 25862]

Fuck Yeah! Hook Em!

Fuck Maryland, Fuck OU, Fuck em all! Fuck aggy and their midget coach just cuz history. 

Gonna get another beer and envision the glory that IS Texas Football! 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Snacks?

[TrashMaster G 17546]

But, but Kirk Bohls has us in the bottom half of the Big XII.  And he NEVER gets it wrong. 

[Longboard Horn 40294]

Inb4 classics 

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

7 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

DangerSnax?

 

[The Triple Lindy 56]

I'm In!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TankedBevo 2482]

52 minutes ago, The Triple Lindy said:

I'm In!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddamn right, we've wandered the desert all fucking off-season and have stumbled upon a oasis full of burnt orange Koolaid. Drink up motherfuckers!

Edited August 22, 2018 by TankedBevo

[Dewey 3286]

Not a fan of "the conference is down, maybe this is our year" bullshit. I want to see a Butch Jones Miami turnaround, where we get better each game and by the next season we're ripping peoples head off and shitting down their throats. Make a lot of noise this season and then dominate for seasons to come.

Is that too much to ask?

[babysdaddy 2719]

Year 2 effect.  From a Georgia website going in to last year )

In just the past two decades, there are four examples of coaches winning it all in their second year at their school:

• Meyer won the national championship his second year at Florida, after going 9-3 his first year in Gainesville. At his previous stop, Utah, Meyer went 12-0 in his second year, after going 10-2 his first year. Now Meyer is at Ohio State, where he hit the ground  shit out of Zach Smith's wife running with a 12-0 first year, a 12-2 record in his second year and a national title in his third season.
• Stoops went from 7-5 his first year at Oklahoma to 13-0 and a national championship the following season. Stoops holds dicks and some parallels to Smart: Both were longtime defensive coordinators with no head coaching experience before being given the head job at a major program. Both lost five games in their first year after swallowing huge cock.
• Tressel won the 2002 national championship at Ohio State, a year after a 7-5 debut season.
• Chizik won the national title in his second year at Auburn, after finishing 8-5 the previous year. But that Year 2 success also coincided with the one season that Cam Newton was on Auburn’s campus.

Plenty of other coaches – some who ultimately soared, others who ultimately were fired – had a big Year 2.

• Muschamp’s best year as a head coach came in Year 2: After going 7-6 in his debut season at Florida, the Gators went 11-2 and played in the Sugar Bowl in 2012.
• Saban went from 6-7 his first year at Alabama to 12-2 and the Sugar Bowl. His team won the national championship the next year.  When he was at LSU, Saban went from eight wins his first year to 10-3, a division title and the Sugar Bowl. (It took longer at Saban’s first major coaching job, Michigan State, where he was 6-6 his second year, and stayed there until his fifth year, when the season ended with a 9-2 record.)
• Carroll, who took over at Southern Cal in 2001 and finished 6-6 that year, saw his team post an 11-2 record and win the Pac-10 championship.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

[mdmost 42999]

Why not us?

[msucolt45 4055]

2nd pic “might” putt worse than me, because she can’t see the ball.


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[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

[Bevo Num1 1011]

Snacks?

I was about to ask if this is the Surly version of we are going to win.

[ousux 5597]

Not a fan of "the conference is down, maybe this is our year" bullshit. I want to see a Butch Jones Miami turnaround, where we get better each game and by the next season we're ripping peoples head off and shitting down their throats. Make a lot of noise this season and then dominate for seasons to come.

Is that too much to ask?

TSRH..

It shouldn't matter how good ousux, okie lite, froggy etc..are from season to season..

They should all bow down to daddy more often than not. We need to get back to the point where a win by one of those teams (against us) is a Motherfucking UPSET instead of just sort of no big deal. Fuck that..

[Zavala 1384]

Well, recruiting has been good but development hasn't. Im hoping Herb Hand is the guy Tom has been needing. He said he wants to build the program around the OL and front 7 on D. It's a brilliant idea because the talent will keep pouring in at the skills positions but the team has been soft up front for years, which kills us. 

I hope we can lock up Hand and Orlando long term for real and keep recruiting big uglies that dominate the line of scrimmage.