Homeless Man In West Virginia Poops In People's Cars After Sleeping In Them

[Vic Mackey 47012]

Quote

 

Police in Wheeling, West Virginia are looking for a homeless man who's been pooping inside people's vehicles.

Officers say the man makes himself comfortable inside unlocked cars for the night to go to sleep.  But in the morning, he leaves a surprise behind for the owner by relieving himself inside of it before he leaves.

It's happened mostly to vehicles left at businesses overnight to have work done on them.

It happened to Carmen Lemley.

"And when I was going to take it home, I smelled a really foul odor.  And I asked my husband, I said, 'What is that odor?'  I said, 'Somebody poop....'  He said, 'Yeah.  Same guy,'" Lemley says.

Police are advising residents to lock their vehicles, regardless of where it is parked.  They also ask people to report any similar incidents to police.

"It's just a shame, with all of the organizations we have that say they help people of this kind, that this guy's still walking around doing this," Truck renting center Larry Lemley says.

 

http://www.fox4news.com/news/homeless-man-pooping-in-people-s-cars

[HenryJames 66038]

Any doubt it’s Whitman?

[HOOKEM4 5036]

 

[Whitman 694]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Any doubt it’s Whitman?

imgur

[Guest Lobo]

They got us working in shifts!

[bernorange 8359]

How are they so sure it's a man?

[El Diablo 4232]

Knew a guy who did this while homeless in New Orleans. He'd straddle the console and lay a steamer in there. Said he woke up one morning, he had a sleeping bag and would sleep in the parks when it wasn't terribly chilly, and there was another bum in his sleeping bag with him. He lives in Florida now.

[You don't know me 1161]

6 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Knew a guy who did this while homeless in New Orleans. He'd straddle the console and lay a steamer in there. Said he woke up one morning, he had a sleeping bag and would sleep in the parks when it wasn't terribly chilly, and there was another bum in his sleeping bag with him. He lives in Florida now.

Sounds like a hell of a dutch oven.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Any doubt it’s Whitman?

He poops in cars before sleeping in them. 

You've got to get up pretty early...

[RollLeft 5040]

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Knew a guy who did this while homeless in New Orleans. He'd straddle the console and lay a steamer in there. Said he woke up one morning, he had a sleeping bag and would sleep in the parks when it wasn't terribly chilly, and there was another bum in his sleeping bag with him. He lives in Florida now.

[Loco 3752]

Hey Whitman, how's the foot & mouth ?

[Whitman 694]

26 minutes ago, Loco said:

Hey Whitman, how's the foot & mouth ?

Hopefully long lasting enough to carry into Big12 play. 

Our football team is going to use the Chi Omega model this season.  "After we are done playing with you, you will need some penicillin."

[luke duke 6412]

[TexOx 110]

What, he’s supposed to shit outside like some animal?

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 8/22/2018 at 8:10 PM, TexOx said:

What, he’s supposed to shit outside like some animal?

Yeah, just like someone from Michigan would do.

[Mr.Hovis 70]

T& P for hit and runs victims.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Just another day in SFO, my friend. 

[Zavala 1384]

How do they know he's pooping after sleeping in the cars?

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

Good to see this guy is alive and well. He made a deposit in neighbors unlocked truck parked in front of Camino Real in the late 90s. 

PS- he pissed in it too

[Dolemite 143]

Former hair cutter was Korean. Thieves broke into her house and stole a bunch of stuff, including her sofa and then took a big shit on the floor. She said it was a Korean thing to rob and leave shit on the floor. I said OK.

 

Edited September 7, 2018 by Dolemite