Brett Kavanaugh Confirmation Thread

[HenryJames 66037]

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

We own it. Watching Trading Places is Christmas Eve tradition in our family.

#humblebrag

[Eastwood 4394]

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

We own it. Watching Trading Places is Christmas Eve tradition in our family.

Same. That and Die Hard.

Hello, security?... Merry Christmas!

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

How many things had to go wrong to get to this point?  This is America.  Can't we do one thing right?

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

I’d bet money that Mitchell likes Ford a lot more than Kavanaugh at this point. This guy seems like such a fuckwad. 

[Loco 3752]

Oh now the crying calendars....stay strong Brett/Bart

[Bullneck 19070]

I thought those calendars were a meme.  I guess not.

[F250 28764]

13 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Lol no.

I drank three Dos Equis before a game when I was 15 and cranked a hanging curve out of the yard. Babe Ruth, muthafucka. 

I had a buddy that would get high before games in high school. He was drafted in the 5th round by the Cubs. I was hanging out with him a couple years later after he was bumped up to AA ball. He said he still smoked before games he was going to pitch in.

The dude was enrolled in community college the following year after washing out of the minors.

That's all I got.

[ChiTownDoc 21141]

1 minute ago, Jack Burton said:

I thought Republican men were more manly than this. Between the real life cuckoldry of Bannon, Manafort, and Stone and now this pussy none of you internet tough guys get to say shit.

Hey, go fuck yourself, pal!

 

'I was supposed to lift weights.'

LOL - it's obvious you never got around to that, pussy. 

[Don Johnson 4752]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

He knows he’s in deep shit.  

Oh, he's toast and he knows it.  But I believe him(not going to be popular opinion around here).  I think he knows SC is long over and he's venting without giving a fuck.

[South Austin 52448]

If Mark Judge is truly a friend, he's going to take Kavanaugh out to get him laid tonight.

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

4 minutes ago, sachick said:

We drank beer. I like beer. we drank beer. I had beers. girls had beers. other people had beers. beers. beers. beers.

You have my vote. 

[CooterBrown 18003]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

never passed out.  Gone to sleep though. 

I'm 100% positive that all of us have gone to sleep after drinking beer. Every single fucking time.

[ChiTownDoc 21141]

Do they have a padded room for him during this break? 

[Vito Andolini 9124]

Piss break

[atomheartbevo 89626]

Just now, Don Johnson said:

Oh, he's toast and he knows it.  But I believe him(not going to be popular opinion around here).  I think he knows SC is long over and he's venting without giving a fuck.

I can’t wait for him to explain his yearbook entry.  

[retread 2951]

Senators and the prosecutor are like a cat playing with a badly wounded mouse.

[Bullneck 19070]

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

How many things had to go wrong to get to this point?  This is America.  Can't we do one thing right?

I ask myself the same thing.

[Horn Dog 9816]

BK is like a beer Rainman

[JimmyJames 12271]

The man just wanted to come! 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33859]

It's really astounding to me with all the power the GOP wields right now, they manage to trip over their own dicks every single time. it's amazing theater and something historians will debate for a long time. can't wait for: America: Chapter 2

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Yikes.

[Francisco 2.0 32386]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

If Mark Judge is truly a friend, he's going to take Kavanaugh out to get him laid tonight.

For old time's sake.

[kevwun 15761]

Try not to scream at anyone on your way to the bathroom.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10227]

imgur

[Bozo_Casanova 26435]

2 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Same. That and Die Hard.

Hello, security?... Merry Christmas!

Same here - it's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off the top of Nakatomi Plaza.

[Bullneck 19070]

Goatee boy thinks it's a good job and Trump is ready to rally around him.  

 

 

[DanTheHorn 4913]

So he drank as a teenager and likes beer but never passed out from drinking to much. Clinton smoked marijuana but didn't inhale too.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

52 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

His wife looks pissed.

Not to choose sides but can you imagine the hell his wife and children have gone through whether he is guilty or innocent they have been put through the wringer

[Hank Kingsley 20904]

5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I have to tell you as a practitioner who has a case going up right now--I can't imagine being before the Court and having this cat on the bench.  I just really can't.  How am I supposed to have any respect for him after this?  How am I supposed to expect that my client is going to get a fair hearing from a guy who is so lacking in judicial temperament?

This. Holy shit. 

If he's displaying this kind of temperament to the world on TV, what the fuck is he like behind closed doors?

[HenryJames 66037]

Dude sounds sorry for partying.

[Loco 3752]

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Same here - it's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off the top of Nakatomi Plaza.

spoiler alert bro!

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

It's really astounding to me with all the power the GOP wields right now, they manage to trip over their own dicks every single time. it's amazing theater and something historians will debate for a long time. can't wait for: America: Chapter 2

Maybe this will signal the end of the Dems habitual dick tripping .  Did I say that right?

[Bullneck 19070]

The NBC talking heads are morons.

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Is Lindsey Graham going to be his cut man and give him a pep talk in the corner before he steps back in the ring?

[Bullneck 19070]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Is Lindsey Graham going to be his cut man and give him a pep talk in the corner before he steps back in the ring?

Solid post

[Bateshorn 9927]

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

did you ever try to get any snatch to go with that cold bud light?

I know Steel Shank.  This man is no Steel Shank.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Hoping someone asks him if he likes beer.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Can anyone imagine this fucking guy trying to decide a case of any importance?

I can imagine him voting for the protection of Donald Trump from indictment or prosecution for any crime no matter how traitorous. I think that's why he was nominated. 

[jimmyjazz 45887]

58 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He does seem like he would be an angry drunk.

Well, yeah.  He's an angry sober.

[Horndog 2228]

Lawyers generally make bad witnesses.  Judges even worse.

[Loco 3752]

Dude is probably slamming a sixer of Natty Light in the bathroom

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Hoping someone asks him if he likes beer.

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

 

Mine was more pithy

[Bullneck 19070]

Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

Welp, the B-side might be more appropriate in Kav's case.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

I believed her, but I believe him as well. 

[Gil Bang 25913]

 

[LongestHorn 759]

Fox News has Cruz and Cornyn chuckling in the background.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

Mine was more pithy

Sorry, didn't see it

[Gil Bang 25913]

Just now, Lobwedgephil said:

I believed her, but I believe him as well. 

I believe that he likes beer...and liked to lift bro.