Brett Kavanaugh Confirmation Thread

[Loco 3752]

Just now, G650 said:

This is a current line of questioning in my household actually.

RIP

[Longhorn_Fan68 33872]

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

My fil traveled all the time for work and had the highest airline status possible.  He never liked flying though.

According to some on here that's impossible. he must have had a second family somewhere

[bad_teammate 13196]

Ford is so eager to please. She's so nice and there is fucking ZERO guile to anything she says or does. It's amazing to watch.

She is in there with fucking snakes and she's like this really nice, well-educated aunt you have that would make you brownies and be genuinely interested in how your school classes are going.

[Loco 3752]

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Ford is so eager to please. She's so nice and there is fucking ZERO guile to anything she says or does. It's amazing to watch.

She is in there with fucking snakes and she's like this really nice, well-educated aunt you have that would make you brownies and be genuinely interested in how your school classes are going.

but also smells like cats?   just me, ok...  sorry Ms Ford

[Dolemite 143]

Beach friends, encrypted texts. All is missing is Nicolas Cage.

[Woodrow Call 494]

She's trying to entrap this poor woman. So pathetic. 

I fucking hate these people. 

[Gil Bang 25960]

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm enjoying watching these dickless, gutless, spineless Republicans passing off their time to Mitchell.  There is no bigger pussy in the world then a present day Republican politician.

Texas High School Football Coach?

[hayden_horn 11362]

"dr ford, for the record, did you not contact the new york times, because they are currently the failing new york times?"

[Brandywine 1316]

Cruz wont gut it up to ask questions on his own. Afraid he’s going to look more stupid than he already looks.

 

of course I just turned this on and he may not even be there.

Edited September 27, 2018 by Brandywine

[David Dennison 18860]

Just now, Woodrow Call said:

She's trying to entrap this poor woman. So pathetic. 

I fucking hate these people. 

Everything she's doing is helping her.

Even if there is a gotcha moment, it's going to land with a thud because Dr. Ford is coming across so well.

 

[Chad Fuck 17684]

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

"Mr Casanova, How many double gin and tonics did you have between Charlotte and Baltimore?"
"All of them, Ms. Mitchell"
"All of them?"

"You heard me."

I know what I'm about son, so go and get me all the gin and tonics that you have. 

[Hank Kingsley 20956]

I wish my son was old enough to talk to him about what a fucking badass Dr. Ford has been today. There are life lessons on display.

 

[Lagunamadre 1975]

14 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Some dumb fucking Senator thought it would be a good idea to question her fear of flying based on the fact that she flies anyway, because apparently they wanted to make her even more relatable. 

It's important to remember that if you've ever flown, it means you do not have a fear of flying. 

[Gil Bang 25960]

The most vile cunt on the planet chimes in:

 

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

I wish my son was old enough to talk to him about what a fucking badass Dr. Ford has been today. There are life lessons on display.

 

My son is 5 months old and I hope I remember to show him this testimony when he's old enough.

[bad_teammate 13196]

JohnnySack and his brigade of fellow troglodytes operated under the assumption that these women, these craven whores, were just political operatives who are pieces of shit. But JohnnySack was just looking in a mirror this whole time.

Then into the court room walks Aunt Jenny who shoplifted once in 7th grade after peer pressure and cried about it for 3 months after confessing to her parents and returning it to the store and apologizing to the store manager.

And pathetic, piece of shit JohnnySack and his pathetic, piece of shit fellows have to sit in silence and wait for the next opportunity to be hateful sacks of rat shit.

[shnsajax 3591]

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Cruz wont gut it up to ask questions on his own. Afraid he’s going to look more stupid than he already looks.

 

of course I just turned this on and he may not even be there.

I think the prosecutor was his idea just to avoid giving Beto something else to run against him on. 

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

12 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Do you even airline miles and elite status, bro?

When throwing business expenses etc I often have a 200k monthly bill - but I pay that off right away.  Running that as debt via 18% interest for miles?  Not sure I want that guy sitting on the Supreme Court making ‘life’ altering decisions.  

[Gengs1 2583]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

The most vile cunt on the planet chimes in:

 

Ladies and gentleman this is their Hilary server gotcha moment that will be repeated for a long time

[Chad Fuck 17684]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

The most vile cunt on the planet chimes in:

 

Sit the fuck down Dana.

[Kilgorehorn 308]

I have difficulty believing that Dana Loesch is a human being.

[Anastasis 23473]

Prosecutor is off the rails now. Shut it down. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

The most vile cunt on the planet chimes in:

 

What does dana-douche have to be afraid of? She will shoot at anything that scares her. Turbulance? Shoot at it. Tornadoes? Shoot at them. Hurricanes? You know her reaction...

[tantric superman 4667]

To keep all of this in perspective, I'm not afraid of flying at all.  I'm claustrophobic.  And when I'm in the middle seat or the window seat, I'm not comfortable.  Usually.  Sometimes I'm fine, but in a full flight with all you fuckers who feel compelled to carry all you luggage on or waiting on the tarmac.

Not fun. 

I'd fly an open biplane around the world.

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

Thanks, Mr. Grassley, but we both know you're full of shit. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

lulz. this is a goddamn shitshow. grassley admits that they would have come and seen her.

i like this lady's attorney.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

My son is 5 months old and I hope I remember to show him this testimony when he's old enough.

"Son, when you were born, there was a country called the United States.  I know you feel like the Republic of Texas has always existed, but we had a dark history as a member of the United States where we consistently elected douchebags to be our state representatives.  Eventually, our douchebags, and douchebags from other states like Iowa, and a gigantic douchebag from NYC caused the whole thing to collapse."

Edited September 27, 2018 by FondrenRoad

[David Dennison 18860]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

The most vile cunt on the planet chimes in:

 

She's kidding, right?

[Mojo Hand 4580]

It sounds to me like this prosecutor is asking a lot of questions that she doesn't already know the answer to, which is never a good place to be in. 

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

She's kidding, right?

Narrator: She’s a fucking moron.  

[WhatTheBuck 28783]

Take a drink every time Rachel Mitchell says "okay."

RIP

[Longhorn_Fan68 33872]

https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/1045348337652846593

Edited September 27, 2018 by Longhorn_Fan68

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[Gengs1 2583]

They are trying to make it so it was cohersed with the Ds against the judge 

[Hank Kingsley 20956]

Watching Dr. Ford display integrity, sincerity, honesty, and grace in the face of the most corrupt iteration of a political party in modern US history is incredibly inspiring. 

[Gil Bang 25960]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/1045348337652846593

 

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

Just now, Mojo Hand said:

It sounds to me like this prosecutor is asking a lot of questions that she doesn't already know the answer to, which is never a good place to be in. 

To be fair, she probably was paid $25000 + per diem to come to DC and do whatever was asked of her by the Senate GOP.  Probably not entirely all her fault she looks like a jackass in the process.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

 

[Jack Burton 35]

Johnny Sack is a good Christian man who worked his way up in the world by thread of his bootstraps. He's only been a dick in this thread to women who should have their stories heard, and any one about immigrants or poor people to test you all.

[Woodrow Call 494]

4 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

lulz. this is a goddamn shitshow. grassley admits that they would have come and seen her.

i like this lady's attorney.

He reminds me of Saul on Homeland. 

Edited September 27, 2018 by Woodrow Call

[hayden_horn 11362]

Just now, Gengs1 said:

They are trying to make it so it was cohersed with the Ds against the judge 

yeah, this isn't going to work either. 

i would feel sorry for this prosecutor until i remember she is probably getting paid six figures for this performance alone.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33872]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

 

I honestly don't know why it sometimes shows up like that and other times as a hyperlink. whatevs

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

To be fair, she probably was paid $25000 + per diem to come to DC and do whatever was asked of her by the Senate GOP.  Probably not entirely all her fault she looks like a jackass in the process.

No question, I'm not blaming her for that.   Just another drawback with the way the Rs have chosen to handle this. 

[kevwun 15790]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

yeah, this isn't going to work either. 

i would feel sorry for this prosecutor until i remember she is probably getting paid six figures for this performance alone.

And that she's part of the Maricopa County shitshow.

[Huckleberry 32865]

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I honestly don't know why it sometimes shows up like that and other times as a hyperlink. whatevs

Because you copied it from your browser and it came in as formatted, so the software deciphered the format instead of the Twitter link. 

[Kilgorehorn 308]

Anyone who asks why women don't report sexual assaults should be forced to watch this proceeding in full.

[Celery Man 20962]

i'm going to stab the next person who just needs a few minutes of my time, have missed the entire thing

[Longhorn_Fan68 33872]

2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

 

that's an image

[Gil Bang 25960]

hammer meet nail

 

 

[Fozzz 152]

This type of pompous conservative media dipshit is so much more annoying than your average Trump voter.