Brett Kavanaugh Confirmation Thread

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Has anyone in the history of mankind really liked beer, yet never been black out drunk?  

Raises hand.

i love beer.  Never blacked out.  

Also, he is going to have to take a break to go piss in a minute. Dude is drinking like a  horse.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

This guy is a huge entitled pussy.

[Vito Andolini 9448]

That tongue poking his left cheek is a unique tic

[hobbes2702 13468]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

That’s a horrendous take from Chris Hayes

[Bat Guano 363]

Let's just confirm that it's Alyssa Milano. Why is she there? Who cares?

[tx 3 putt 78676]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

I think so!

 

So hawt 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

Originally I didn't want this rapey fuck because he's a rapey fuck.  Now even if he's not a rapey fuck, I don't want him...crying beta bitchboy.  GTFO

[Horn Dog 10158]

I hired lots of hot young women!  How can I be a sexist!

[Pancho 46299]

As I teach in Public Speaking, crying can be great for ethos, but at some point the perception can be that it's disingenuous. 

[Loco 3754]

I can't wait till he volunteers to take a lie detector test and invites a full and robust investigation.

 

Ps He likes women working under him

[CooterBrown 18288]

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Also, he is going to have to take a break to go piss in a minute. Dude is drinking like a  horse.

Odds are high he hangs himself in the shitter.

[Red Five 41732]

I would like to bring everything together and say that I would get emotional in college while drunk and beating off to Embrace of the Vampire.

[hayden_horn 11402]

Just now, Bat Guano said:

Let's just confirm that it's Alyssa Milano. Why is she there? Who cares?

i already did:

 

[atomheartbevo 90642]

3 minutes ago, sachick said:

Does he have a time limit?

They get as much time as they want.  

Hes a lot like Trump.  He doesn’t know when to stop.  

[Mack Tripper 708]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Pos rep. I was just searching for this gif.

[BrickHorn 18447]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

This fucker is embarrassing 

He’s bad on TV .  Trump will pull the nomination.

[texas08 1599]

His wife totttallly knows he’s full of shit.

She would’ve been crying like crazy after hearing him tear up...she’s more composed than this unstable fuck.

[cabowabo 4689]

He should have taken a lie detector

 

[hobbes2702 13468]

Just now, Bat Guano said:

Let's just confirm that it's Alyssa Milano. Why is she there? Who cares?

Because she has been sexually assaulted and is a concerned citizen who doesn’t want someone who has committed such crimes on the Supreme Court for life.

Just a hunch

[tx 3 putt 78676]

Just now, Bat Guano said:

Let's just confirm that it's Alyssa Milano. Why is she there? Who cares?

I was busy tonight and told her to find something else to do 

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Raises hand.

i love beer.  Never blacked out.  

Also, he is going to have to take a break to go piss in a minute. Dude is drinking like a  horse.

So you really like beer but never made the transition to liquor?  Or are you telling me you did, but never blacked out?  I mean, I honestly was pretty sure you're full of shit, but this about seals it. 

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

This is probably more to the heart of it......

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

That’s a horrendous take from Chris Hayes

no, it isn't, if you're objective. It is in the realm of possibility that he did it, but was so drunk he doesn't remember it. i have had to inform some really good friends and even past lovers about shit they did when they were drunk. nothing you would get arrested for, but definitely shit they wouldn't do if they were in their right mind.

now, it's still not an excuse and would be a cop-out, but it's possible

[HenryJames 67333]

Feel bad that all of the Republicans are going to make fun of him for crying.

[Bat Guano 363]

Crying in 3...2...1...

[TheFlagship 466]

Just found out his wife is a UT grad from Abilene

[Atxracer 798]

is this argument seriously, I surround myself with women (giving myself opportunity) so I certainly wouldn't rape anyone.  

Edited September 27, 2018 by Atxracer

[Bama Chick 28596]

Look at him. Look at his wife.

That’s a bitch that KNOWS.

[Celery Man 21095]

keep talking about your all female staff of law clerks

[bad_teammate 13511]

"I hired 4 law clerks... all 4 are women."

Uhmm... that might not be what you think it is, Kavvy

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

3 minutes ago, Bat Guano said:

Let's just confirm that it's Alyssa Milano. Why is she there? Who cares?

Word is there's a guy in DC she hasn't fucked yet 

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

17 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Wait, is that a white people thing?  You take out old calendars at Christmas time and sit around talking about stories from those old calendars? 

WTF?

Lol no.

12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I used to get hammered in high school while on the baseball team. Which is partly why I didn’t play baseball my jr. and sr, years. 

I drank three Dos Equis before a game when I was 15 and cranked a hanging curve out of the yard. Babe Ruth, muthafucka. 

[kevwun 16437]

I hired all female clerks.  I haven't even tried to rape them.

[Bat Guano 363]

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Because she has been sexually assaulted and is a concerned citizen who doesn’t want someone who has committed such crimes on the Supreme Court for life.

Just a hunch

Did not know that. Thanks.

[tx 3 putt 78676]

He should stick to teaching law 

[Rip76 5022]

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Because she has been sexually assaulted and is a concerned citizen who doesn’t want someone who has committed such crimes on the Supreme Court for life.

Just a hunch

It’s purely political 

[NowThis 931]

with Trump and now him, the world is laughing at America 

[Brock Sampson 289]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Ok, but what about the flip side?  What if her memory is incorrect and he has been falsely accused?

[mdmost 44008]

Why won't he be able to coach again? 

[Huckleberry 34626]

remember when he went on fox this week and said he didn't drink?
i remember.

I would think this will have to be a point revisited by one of the Democrats who questions him.

"You said in a nationally televised interview earlier this week that you didn't drink much in school because you were too focused on school and church. Today under penalty of perjury and while under oath you have said you drank frequently in school. I don't want to assume that you're committing perjury today, so my question is why do you think the American people should entrust a position on the highest court in the nation to someone who lied directly to them?"

[Vito Andolini 9448]

Wow, blaming “this side of the Committee.”

[thrillhammer 686]

37 minutes ago, sachick said:

He really shouldn't say he wasn't at the party she described. How can he know that when it hasn't been established exactly when that party was. And can he possibly remember every party of gathering he's went to while in HS.

 

he has his calendars.  you been under a rock or sumthin?

[Francisco 2.0 32587]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Feel bad that all of the Republicans are going to make fun of him for crying.

Surely you jest.

 

The #MAGA crowd is going to use this as an example of a "good man who is emotional and fights for himself"

[hayden_horn 11402]

2 minutes ago, texas08 said:

His wife totttallly knows he’s full of shit.

She would’ve been crying like crazy after hearing him tear up...she’s more composed than this unstable fuck.

she's serving him up some serious side-eye

 

[txhorns 2421]

I'm a Republican.  I see this whole situation between Kavanaugh and Ford having played out in one of 4 different ways:

1.  What actually happened is somewhere in between what ford clames and what Kavanaugh claims.

2. Ford is right and Kavanaugh is guilty as fuck.

3. Kavanaugh is right and Ford is lying.

4. Both were too drunk to actually know what happened that night.

 

 3 of those situations are unacceptable for a Supreme Court Justice.  You can't confirm this guy on a 25% chance that he is not an attempted rapist.

[Lurch 5949]

Why won't he be able to coach again? 

He sure as fuck wouldn’t coach my kids

[Horn Dog 10158]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

I hired all female clerks.  I haven't even tried to rape them.

I am a priest who only wants to be around little boys?  How can you say i sexually abuse boys!

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

I for once would kill for a Commercial Break right now... something

[Loco 3754]

I blame half the committee for multiple womens' hurtful accusations about me and my behavior...  sniff