Wong Ho

[Gil Bang 25961]

A Chinese married couple—who were desperately trying to conceive—learned they had been having sex the wrong way for four years.

The young pair, whose identities have been kept anonymous, went to see obstetrician Liu Hongmei after the woman failed to get pregnant despite having sex on a regular basis, reported the Guiyang Evening News. During their appointment, the woman admitted that sex was “usually painful,” which prompted Liu to perform a gynecological examination.

"The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn't conceive,” Liu said. "Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it."

The results were unexpected. Liu discovered that the couple had mistakenly been having anal intercourse rather than vaginal to conceive. According to the Guiyang Evening News, Liu gave the couple a sex-education handbook and within months, the woman became pregnant. To show their appreciation, the two sent Liu a live hen and 100 eggs as a gift.

 

https://www.newsweek.com/couple-couldnt-conceive-because-theyve-been-having-sex-wrong-way-four-years-1089162

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

...or we’re they...?

[Zepol87 9188]

Damn girl you tight!!! Wrong hole fool

[Quagmire 2147]

I seriously doubt anyone is that stupid , husband probably tricked her

[RDCanecutter 26446]

I just wonder what he'd been doing to the hen.

[Anastasis 23474]

me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your smoke (eye). 

[Incredulity 11675]

Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar.

[texasjacket 289]

Just now noticed the front hole, wow

[RPM 26322]

[markstanco 12577]

I seriously doubt anyone is that stupid , husband probably tricked her

That's what I got out of it.

He was playing jedi mind tricks.

DEFEATED?

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

My wife and I were at a stoplight last night, and everyone in the car next to us got out and switched spots. Mrs. ImWP wondered aloud if the PC police would call her racist she to call that a Chinese Fire Drill. 

Maybe I should have posted that on the random thoughts thread, but this is the Chinaman thread.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

I was on my way to a gun show downtown last year with my daughter, and one of my sons and his wife when the people in the car in front of us at a stop light did that. I called it a Chinese fire drill to my son and he told me that was a racist comment. His wife is Chinese so I guess he knows.

[Stunns38 3492]

Husband: Doc, you’re mistaken right? RIGHT.? As he slipped him some yuan and winked his eye(no racist).

[Agent 13 314]

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

That's what I got out of it.

He was playing jedi mind tricks.

DEFEATED?

On the contrary. Not even touched.

[RPM 26322]

5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Mrs. ImWP wondered aloud if the PC police would call her racist she to call that a Chinese Fire Drill. 

I have a racially acceptable alternative name but it's kinda CR:

Spoiler

Trump Cabinet Meeting

 

[davidg 4038]

What are the Chinese characters for Angry Dolphin?

[rage-a-holic 4402]

So more chinese babies? Great, we needed more.

[crash_davis 23113]

Who knew that there are Chinese mormons.?

[Prepuce of Doom 21075]

On 8/24/2018 at 5:51 PM, Anastasis said:

me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your butt. 

Fixed.