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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you


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1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Maybe, but left-handed is potentially impressive, if he's not a natural southpaw.

right hand is down her pants.   Lefty is the natural hand in this case...

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9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Maybe, but left-handed is potentially impressive, if he's not a natural southpaw.

Yer damn right!  But in the spirit of this thread - that release of tension when it releases.  It's money time kids.....

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8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


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I have some pics with fewer clothes, but unfortunately the link to her casting couch video was lost on TOS

What ‘s her “couch name”?  We have the technology to find these kinds of things.

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Getting a red-light ticket notice in the mail today and wife is about to chew me out...

 

Then she sees it is actually addressed to the prior resident of our home.

 

Hah!!!  I thought those sumbeeches were illegal now...

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7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The shampoo at the Beverly Hills Hilton smells just like Fruit Loops. Of course, the downside to that is that now I want Fruit Loops.

Excellent humblebrag... 

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My neighbor has some little yappy dogs.  The dogs are actually pretty cool, but if they start barking for more than ten seconds he immediately calls them and they run in.  He doesn't let them bother anyone and that is a trivial thing that pleases me.

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Mid-morning “I’m friggin starving” stop at The Hot Bagel Shop on Shepherd and get a 1/2 dozens little ones (perfectly cooked cocktail sausages wrapped in bagel).  They are delicious. 

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I have these shitty dogwood trees that popped up on the western side of my house. I don’t know how they got there as I didn’t plant them and they’re still fairly young. But I hate them. They constantly rubbed against my roof line. Just got a new roof in March. Went on the roof yesterday to clear other branches that were hanging close to the roof. Saw the dogwoods and thought, you just need to die. Took a saw and cut all those fuckers down. The cracking sound they make as the tree starts to give way is one  of my favorite sounds. Die Dogwoods die 

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58 minutes ago, VivaNaranja said:

Went to Whataburger yesterday to use a receipt that had a survey for a free burger.

 

The receipt from yesterday had a survey for another free burger.

I got a free Whataburger with purchase of medium fries and medium drink on June 17th via email.  The coupon was good through June 12th.  

 

I was not happened 

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1 hour ago, VivaNaranja said:

Went to Whataburger yesterday to use a receipt that had a survey for a free burger.

 

The receipt from yesterday had a survey for another free burger.

seems like i get a lot more of those now than i used to.  i haven't paid full price in months and i go about every week.

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10 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

When I expertly weld the outgoing bar of soap into the incoming new bar of soap.

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Stopped by my parents' house this morning, saw my mom had a completely flat tire.  Aired it up real quick, drove right down the street to Discount Tire.  Only took them about thirty minutes to get to me, then they patched it free of charge.  I honestly thought that had gone away in the 90s.  Nope, a patch is still free.  At least if it's not on the wheel wall.  God bless that company.

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When weather makes planes do odd things (nasty weather just west of IAH so this United flight from Austin flew way out into the Gulf and is landing at Hobby)

 

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5 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

A good coffee mug, like one you find in a diner, not some cheap-ass one that chips if you look at it the wrong way.

Fuck yes. And for that matter, a good diner. Believe it or not, College Station used to have one. It was called the Deluxe Diner, and it was right at the end of Northgate, right before Wellborn road. Dumbfucks couldn't keep it open, in spite of good coffee and great apple pie. I don't know what's there now, but it's probably decked out in maroon and soaking with geek piss.

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16 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Fuck yes. And for that matter, a good diner. Believe it or not, College Station used to have one. It was called the Deluxe Diner, and it was right at the end of Northgate, right before Wellborn road. Dumbfucks couldn't keep it open, in spite of good coffee and great apple pie. I don't know what's there now, but it's probably decked out in maroon and soaking with geek piss.

Get yours now, before the new Chicago overlords start cutting corners. 

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When you unexpectedly bump into an acquaintance you barely know and somehow nail their name without pause.

Similarly, when you begin to wonder if maybe you called them by the wrong name, the relief of later confirming that you got their name correct. 

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