Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

Cobbler with fresh dewberries picked from your yard that afternoon.

Also, getting that last dewberry thorn out of your hand.

Edited May 14, 2018 by Scheiss Meister

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

Cobbler with fresh dewberries picked from your yard that afternoon.

Also, getting that last dewberry thorn out of your hand.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

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Edited May 14, 2018 by Scheiss Meister
Damn tripple post. I am regarded.

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

Whatever you say, squat cobbler. 

[d.plainview872 175]

You are Tailleru17 now Rocko?

[markstanco 12570]

The smell of new tires.

Yep. I got new tires a week ago, and can still smell them in the mornings in my garage.

[Noah Fence 480]

On 5/14/2018 at 11:51 AM, Seasick Sailor said:

This video:

 

That this dolt thinks this video is real.

[Chilly Water 415]

The smell of lake water and boat exhaust right before you head out on the lake.

[plvhorn 25]

When a dishwasher is properly loaded so when you unload it, things can be put away in an quick, efficient manner. For example, grouping similar utensils together. 

[Bill Brasky 1443]

Watermelon 

[DougO 5243]

Cold water. Sometimes it's the best thing on Earth.

[DougO 5243]

And hot water for that first morning shower that feels so good you don't want it to be over...even if you're not rubbing one out.

[Kennythetiger 9374]

Tying a necktie in the morning and nailing the correct length on the first try.  

[RTF Horn 46]

Trying a new donut place for the first time and the donuts are excellent.

[El Diablo 4232]

On ‎5‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 11:17 AM, Chilly Water said:

The smell of lake water and boat exhaust right before you head out on the lake.

Being the first one on the lake on a Sunday morning when it's still like glass.

[Underdog 28543]

Getting the yard work done on your first day off so that you can enjoy the rest of the time off not worrying about it. 

[High Plains Drifter 11024]

27 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Getting the yard work done on your first day off so that you can enjoy the rest of the time off not worrying about it. 

Getting hot doing yard work, and cracking open that first cold beer.

Only surpassed by that cold beer you crack open after you are done.

[LongestHorn 759]

Tossing my red neck tie over my shoulder when wacking to Stormy Daniels porn.

 

[GhostRider 169]

6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Tying a necktie in the morning and nailing the correct length on the first try.  

Never having to wear a necktie.

[Bogeywon 2519]

Making a fart that scratches the itch in my ass

[RPM 26315]

Having a 3 day weekend fall after your regular days off. 5 day weekend, bitches!

[CooterBrown 18001]

Sitting on the front porch after working out. Never thought I’d turn into a front porch sitter but here I am.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Sitting on the front porch after working out. Never thought I’d turn into a front porch sitter but here I am.

Oh, man, that first cup of coffee in the morning tastes so much better while sitting on my front porch. We wave at the morning joggers, too. Them, and the busboys on their bicycles headed for restaurant row a few blocks from our house. It's so funny to wave at the grumpy ones, because they can't help but have to wave back, all while they are trying desperately to be surly as fuck.

[JukeJointJunkie 43]

On 5/23/2018 at 6:02 PM, Bogeywon said:

Making a fart that scratches the itch in my ass

A fart should make it itch worse. You're eating the wrong foods.

[Bogeywon 2519]

15 minutes ago, JukeJointJunkie said:

A fart should make it itch worse. You're eating the wrong foods.

Go on...

[Guest]

Finishing up on a Mon- Thu AM rental of a vacation house in Ruidoso, NM.

 

Sitting out on balcony in 70 degree weather in the mountain pines and must finish 8 local beers f om the fridge tonight.

 

Elevation, right at 8k feet.  Wife drinking copious amounts of wine.

 

oh yes, and Alex Bregman is a fucking hero.

 

Very pleasing.

 

 

Edited June 28, 2018 by slorch

[lateshow 1304]

On 5/23/2018 at 1:23 AM, DougO said:

And hot water for that first morning shower that feels so good you don't want it to be over...even if you're not rubbing one out.

Like anyone here would even know what that's like. 

[kopp0e 1135]

Hamburgers for breakfast with an egg on top with a cold hard root beer & thick dill pickle potato chips with pico de gallo... 😋 (stock photo):

[Jameslaw121 4448]

getting a chicken fried steak and soaking up the last bit of gravy and pieces of the fried crust.

[bularry1 23]

walking to a great coffee shop.   my favorite part of vacations.

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

A nice thick, lingering fart that follows you.  Had one that stuck around even after I crossed the street a couple of days ago.

[BearMace 2184]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

A nice thick, lingering fart that follows you.  Had one that stuck around even after I crossed the street a couple of days ago.

Shart thread is that way...

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

28 minutes ago, BearMace said:

Shart thread is that way...

No shart which is what made it even more amazing and pleasing.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

3 hours ago, lateshow said:

Like anyone here would even know what that's like. 

I don't think the shower will work if you don't rub one out in it.  From what I can remember from junior high history class, Franklin or Edison did a lot of experimenting in this area

[PvilleStang 2875]

On 6/29/2018 at 1:54 PM, mr. sunshine said:

I don't think the shower will work if you don't rub one out in it.  From what I can remember from junior high history class, Franklin or Edison did a lot of experimenting in this area

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why he's no longer allowed to use the locker room at the local YMCA.

[Guest]

31 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why he's no longer allowed to use the locker room at the local YMCA.

The Downtown YMCA in Wichita Falls had a part of a door in a racquetball court, that when slid out, revealed the ladies lockerroom. Circa 87-88  

 

It was good for giggles, but most of that stuff was on the Vic Mickey training regimen...

Edited July 2, 2018 by slorch

[Oddjob6 0]

new car smell

[You don't know me 1161]

I kept forgetting to post this and was reminded about it yesterday.  We were driving on some back roads yesterday through farmland.  For some reason, I get a fairly high degree of satisfaction when the crops are planted in rows that are perpendicular to the roadway.  Everything is just perfectly aligned.  Trivial, but pleasing.

[Guest]

worked my ass off 3 of the last 4 days...physical stuff.  Got to the end today and could only walk upright from back spasms.

they subsided in about 2 hours. Doing better now.

 

Wife made homemade cheese enchiladas, including some homemade sauce that takes it to 11.  I ate at 2 and again at 6 LOL.

Then I cut an avocado and it is perfectly ripe.

Nice cold beer on hand and Astros game in half an hour.

 

Fuck back spasms, but the day sure did turn out well.

[BayouBill 835]

A good, long, minimum 5 second fart while taking a morning shower

[Carl Spackler 3479]

Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of their women.

[Deej 76748]

The smell of puppy breath. 

[butthurt 1522]

Squeezing a good whitehead or blackhead

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

7 hours ago, Deej said:

The smell of puppy breath. 

Not when they eat their own shit.

[BayouBill 835]

Watching road rage incidents organically occur between 2 people while driving. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

 

 

[Steamboat1874 4048]

44 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

 

Would have been much better if he had run into that pole oh...and turned his phone sideways.

[HenryJames 66031]

Being stuck behind the person this morning who thought merging onto I35 going 40mph was a good idea.

[mdmost 42997]

Checking in online for your flight where you bought late and got a middle seat only to find an open aisle seat in an exit row that you could switch over to. 

[Incredulity 11643]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Being stuck behind the person this morning who thought merging onto I35 going 40mph was a good idea.

Just finished a trip in a 40' class A(rental, no humblebrag) RV

The merging standard operating procedure of the average driver is rage inducing.  If I was a trucker I am sure I would be locked up for killing someone after they merged at 45 then gave me the finger as they speed away because I was "tailgating".  Its a 15 ton RV dickhead, not a Masarati.