Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you

[Tailleur17 361]

The other side of the pillow 

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

Hearing my kids laugh at old, stupid comedy movies that I loved when I was younger. 

[Tailleur17 361]

Alexandra Daddario's tits

[elfenix 34221]

avatar checks out

[Tailleur17 361]

[butthurt 1522]

A good back scratching.

[PvilleStang 2875]

When your smartphone has a full charge.

[uoftorange 1386]

There is nothing trivial about AD's goods

Edited March 26, 2018 by uoftorange

[HOOKEM4 5036]

There is absolutely nothing trivial about those cans.

[HOOKEM4 5036]

Fuck you uoforange.

[Tailleur17 361]

10 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

There is nothing trivial about AD's goods

 

10 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

There is absolutely nothing trivial about those cans.

True...but i figured we need to christen every new thread w/ tits in BL's honor.

 

and you know, for science.

Edited March 26, 2018 by Tailleur17

[chikin23 384]

When your purchase at a store comes to an exact dollar amount.

[Tommy El Gato 10]

The feel of car paint after a fresh wax.

[Reese Bennett 3608]

The little bits at the bottom of a bag of BBQ chips.

[butthurt 1522]

1 hour ago, Tommy El Gato said:

The feel of car paint after a fresh wax.

Agreed, although I would tweak it and the feel after a fresh claybar and wax.

[Homercles 10205]

That Swam had to register as Swam@Texas

[Tailleur17 361]

Rumbles of thunder and seeing lightning on the horizon. 

The smell of a spring thunderstorm.

Edited March 27, 2018 by Tailleur17

[tfoolry 8201]

A clean dump that requires only a couple wipes. 

[cabowabo 4484]

People in general. 

[I Plead Da Fif 261]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

People in general. 

As trivial as it gets

[cabowabo 4484]

6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

People in general. 

Oops. Wrong thread. I actually hate people 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

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The smell of the creosote (greasewood) bush after a rain storm.

 

[chikin23 384]

A day like today, not too cold, not too warm. Overcast. Very little wind.

['stache 21788]

Scratching my nuts, even when they’re not that itchy.

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

Successfully making it to the toilet with seconds to spare and keeping yourself out of the Shart thread. 

[Buffsoldier 1895]

Hearing my kid laugh uncontrollably at me for exactly the same thing that I laughed at my Dad for.

[NIUHuskies 504]

When you have the exact change for a purchase

[markstanco 12570]

So tonight I stole the grape flavored PEZ candy from my kids.

Best flavor yet. Probably approaches meth or crack. Must acquire more.

[Born Burnt 6177]

Getting my iced tea refilled at a restaurant when it was only half empty.

[TTU13 108]

When my server makes eye contact with me and just a simple head nod to bring another beer while they're walking through the section on the way to another table.

It's a nice attention to detail to notice my drink is low. It's an automatic 25% tip minimum.

[Celery Man 20929]

When you’ve got a rushed morning and you don’t shower so you wear a baseball hat and people are like “oh hey are you excited about opening day?” and you say “yeah!”

[SMUlawUTgrad 81]

The right amount of sugar in tea.


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[Doc Holliday 199]

Being a regular at a restaurant or bar and the servers, management, bartenders know what drink I want without asking

[Shoxthemonkey 1976]

Watching my third grade granddaughter's robotics team in action. Bunch of smart little shits.

Edited March 29, 2018 by Shoxthemonkey

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

Seeing an angry snowstorm pop over the Front Range of the Rockies and knowing that I've got no place that I need to be, a pot of chili (no beans), and a great book to finish. 

[Underdog 28543]

On 3/27/2018 at 9:13 PM, 'stache said:

Scratching my nuts, even when they’re not that itchy.

When someone else scratches your nuts 

[elfenix 34221]

That so many people think only the line labelled unlimited at the car wash can be used with the unlimited pass. Leaves the other lines shorter for me.

[Guest]

seeing a 4-5 year old( no pedo!)in his spiderman mask and superman cape while walking with momma to pick up older sibling from school.

 

In the same vein as  hearing a young child laughing their ass off.

 

Salve for the soul...

[markstanco 12570]

Getting my iced tea refilled at a restaurant when it was only half empty.

Only if I have extra lemons on the table.

[phdhorn 6224]

Timing the gas pump so it comes out to $__.99.  It's great if I cut it off right on .99.  Sometimes I get to .98 then fuck up and pass .99 to .00 or higher.  In which case I move to the next chance up.  Hey it gives me something to do, and I rarely fill up because I want to use up gas more quickly to keep it fresher.

(I have another good reason for doing this .99 thing, actually, security involved)

[SilasCoade 2622]

Ratchet belt. Old school buckles from the dark ages---never again.

[Doc Holliday 199]

Driving through giant puddles of water and watching it splash everywhere

[Born Burnt 6177]

No longer having to remove the S when posting Youtube videos.

[Born Burnt 6177]

2 hours ago, Doc Holliday said:

Driving through giant puddles of water and watching it splash everywhere everyone.

fify

[mr. sunshine 2824]

Getting up early when the family sleeps in. It’s like you got the whole world to yourself 

[bluto 4912]

a hot shower... but not just any hot shower (all showers, except golden, are great), but the one in particular is the 5-6ish PM Saturday afternoon shower after a few hours of hard work outside sweating your ass off getting ready for a night out on the town knowing you're get some action at night's end. And yes, a shower beer is included in this. That's the good stuff. 

[elfenix 34221]

7 hours ago, bluto said:

a hot shower... but not just any hot shower (all showers, except golden, are great), but the one in particular is the 5-6ish PM Saturday afternoon shower after a few hours of hard work outside sweating your ass off getting ready for a night out on the town knowing you're get some action at night's end. And yes, a shower beer is included in this. That's the good stuff. 

[Hornsfan863 14]

waking up before your alarm goes off, but with enough time to go back to sleep

[butthurt 1522]

Taking a piss outside.

[chikin23 384]

Taking a piss outside.

Don't piss into the wind.