Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you

[Doc Holliday 199]

When the project manager who has fucked up my project for months gets fired.   Started calling his shit 2 weeks in and it took 6 months.  

[nnm 36481]

This is absolutely true. 

 

[Superhero 8833]

10” deep, stainless steel, single bowl kitchen sink with a wire rack.

This is after 6 years of hating with a passion the 6” deep porcelain double bowl sink.

It’s like like switching from a transistor radio to a 100” OLED TV. Or maybe not, but I love it. 

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

Ginger snaps.

[Kennythetiger 9411]

10 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Ginger snaps.

With a cold glass of milk. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5213]

^^ and Ginger.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Really bubbly tonic water.  That may not really qualify as trivial though.

[NWBuck 8576]

3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

^^ and Ginger.

Yessir

[Incredulity 11679]

IMO

[DigglerontheHoof 21207]

5 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Really bubbly tonic water.  That may not really qualify as trivial though.

Topo Chico Grapefruit Mineral Water  ftmfw

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

42 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Topo Chico Grapefruit Mineral Water  ftmfw

Love that shit. The son turned me on to it on a visit to San Antonio a couple years back.

[hook me 2103]

On 11/15/2021 at 9:55 PM, Superhero said:

10” deep, stainless steel, single bowl kitchen sink with a wire rack.

This is after 6 years of hating with a passion the 6” deep porcelain double bowl sink.

It’s like like switching from a transistor radio to a 100” OLED TV. Or maybe not, but I love it. 

I've been told it's not the size, it's how you use it...

[Lat22 4015]

Metamucil Fiber Gummies. 

[Underdog 28755]

Go on...

[JSB 677]

That Skittles finally curb stomped that bullshit green apple flavor and brought back the original OG Lime

 

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

On 10/3/2021 at 7:58 AM, Lat22 said:

Quarterback sneaks from under center. 

 

Safeties gruntle me, mostly because of the way the defensive lineman try to signal "safety" and celebrate at the same time.

 

edit: I also like to see a good stiff arm. / that's what she said.

 

Edited December 7, 2021 by High Plains Drifter

[Bregs 225]

The crackle of a fire. Also, one-wipe shits.

[deadshank 24653]

On 12/4/2021 at 6:51 AM, Lat22 said:

Metamucil Fiber Gummies. 

I was wondering what that smell was in the neighborhood 

[Hate 20128]

11 hours ago, Bregs said:

The crackle of a fire. Also, one-wipe shits.

If you have a bidet, they are all one-wipe shits.

[Bregs 225]

37 minutes ago, Hate said:

If you have a bidet, they are all one-wipe shits.

Adding to the Christmas list.  Do you have a recommendation?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21913]

3 minutes ago, Bregs said:

Adding to the Christmas list.  Do you have a recommendation?

Put a real one in when you build your house

[Hate 20128]

Luxe Neo 185 is what I have.  There is a bidet thread here someplace if you want to do some research.

 

Edit: Here is the Bidet thread

 

Edited December 8, 2021 by Hate

[Sam Lin 3560]

9 hours ago, Hate said:

Edit: Here is the Bidet thread threas

 

[Lat22 4015]

On 12/8/2021 at 9:41 AM, Hate said:

If you have a bidet, they are all one-wipe shits.

Also one wipe if you eat a bunch of fiber gummies. 

[elfenix 34331]

days where the high is reached at 12:01 am

[Underdog 28755]

On 12/9/2021 at 7:38 PM, Lat22 said:

Also one wipe if you eat a bunch of fiber gummies. 

Just started doing this, my ass and colon are counting on you being right.  

[Jameslaw121 4448]

Yesterday, did the dishes. Exactly enough to perfectly fill up the dishwasher while leaving no dishes in the sink.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Jameslaw121

[Shoxthemonkey 1982]

Every year, my son and his wife host/mentor 1 or 2 football players from the local Community College. The kids get to eat home-cooked meals, study without the disruptions of a dorm and basically have a home away from home. Today, this years young man found out that he is a 2nd Team All-American.

How does this NIL thingy work?

Edited December 14, 2021 by Shoxthemonkey
Capitalization

[Superhero 8833]

Watching my 6 year old, second day on skis, absolutely tearing down the mountain.

He needs to learn how to ski back and forth to slow down. But he is a fearless speed demon, going down easy blues, and complaining that dad is too slow. 

[Underdog 28755]

Scrapping and gobbling the dried up egg on the side of the fry pan, wife thinks it’s disgusting. 

[Scooter Monzingo 821]

Hitting the exact number on a gas pump. 

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Hitting the exact number on a gas pump. 

I do this every time.

"Gimme $30 on pump 2"

Bingo! It stops on $30.00

[Trey3216 15350]

Walking into the movie theater and getting a bucket of freshly popped, layered butter popcorn and then walking out to the car and heading to the house for movie night 

[nnm 36481]

13 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Walking into the movie theater and getting a bucket of freshly popped, layered butter popcorn and then walking out to the car and heading to the house for movie night 

Why in the everloving hell would you go pay $15 for popcorn that will be cold when you get home, when you can make better popcorn at home for 23 cents?!?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

29 minutes ago, nnm said:

Why in the everloving hell would you go pay $15 for popcorn that will be cold when you get home, when you can make better popcorn at home for 23 cents?!?

He wants that real theater experience ... d'uhhhhhhh

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

Bacon that I cured and smoked >>>>>>>> store bought bacon.

[Trey3216 15350]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Why in the everloving hell would you go pay $15 for popcorn that will be cold when you get home, when you can make better popcorn at home for 23 cents?!?

It was $7.00 mofo, and there’s just something about not messing shut up at my house.  

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

Going to the gym and it being practically empty

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21913]

On 1/8/2022 at 12:31 PM, Trey3216 said:

It was $7.00 mofo, and there’s just something about not messing shut up at my house.  

If making popcorn at your house messes shit up that bad, I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong

[Trey3216 15350]

4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If making popcorn at your house messes shit up that bad, I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong

Driving by the theater on my way home and picking up a large popcorn wastes nothing at my ol house other than a paper towel or 4.   

[Sam Lin 3560]

9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If making popcorn at your house messes shit shut up that bad, I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong

 

[davidg 4038]

19 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If making popcorn at your house messes shit up that bad, I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

7 minutes ago, davidg said:

I completely sane and rational thought on treys part that shit could happen

[bluto 4934]

On 1/7/2022 at 6:32 AM, slorch said:

I do this every time.

"Gimme $30 on pump 2"

Bingo! It stops on $30.00

But those last 15 cents take for effing ever, like at least 20 seconds. Who has that kinda time

[closetohumping 17455]

Not spending money eating out on Sunday.   It’s like making 60.00

[closetohumping 17455]

On 1/7/2022 at 6:11 PM, Trey3216 said:

Walking into the movie theater and getting a bucket of freshly popped, layered butter popcorn and then walking out to the car and heading to the house for movie night 

Sneaking some peanut m and ms and beer into the movie theater and telling the 16 year old snot nosed concession punk to fuck off when he busts you with it

[Superhero 8833]

I was able to scrape off an ugly-ass company logo from an otherwise nice YETI bottle.

When I first got it, I was ready to donate it. But with some rubbing alcohol and scraping at it with a credit card, I've got a bottle that I don't mind carrying around.

[Sam Lin 3560]

Can't blame you, I wouldn't carry it around either.

[ocugolf 1214]

My grandfather had a custom pair of Tony Lamas from about 1950. My grandmother gave them to my cousins dipshit husband. They get divorced. She doesn’t get them back. Grandmother is distraught that they aren’t in the family, and she passes away.  Randomly run into cousin’s ex and ask if he still had them and I’d buy them from him. Still had them and gave them back to me for free. So he’s not a dipshit in my mind anymore and i have some pretty sweet custom Tony Lamas. Grandmother would very pleased.

[deadshank 24653]

Wife brought back 2 dozen farm fresh eggs from CO.  If the eggs taste as good as the shells are beautiful then I am in for some great brefisses at deer camp this weekend.