Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you

[DougO 5243]

When weather gives me an excuse to sit on my ass instead of working outside.

Edited October 30, 2018 by DougO

[PilotsError 2286]

Williamson County tax office having a drive through for vehicle registration renewal.  Whole thing took about 90 seconds in my car.

[The University 851]

watching someone incessantly argue about their piece of shit not passing an inspection.

[Anwar Namtut 344]

On 10/25/2018 at 5:40 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Anwar Namnuts's Spiderman Dolan/Bogs avatar never fails to make me internally chuckle. 

It's "Spoderman."

[mdmost 42997]

Going on my morning walk while the leaves are falling down the street. Man, I love the fall. 

[Underdog 28543]

Until you gotta rake that shit up(just spent a few hours mowing,raking,blowing leaves). 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21864]

Yeah, you can celebrate by coming over and raking my yard

[markstanco 12570]

I jerry-rig a piece of plywood over the exit side of my zero turn, instant mulcher.  

[lateshow 1304]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

I jerry-rig a piece of plywood over the exit side of my zero turn, instant mulcher.  

You what? 

[markstanco 12570]

sorry, no hyphen it seems with a quick google. 

[lateshow 1304]

25 minutes ago, markstanco said:

sorry, no hyphen it seems with a quick google. 

I still don't know what you mean....

[SilasCoade 2622]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

sorry, no hyphen it seems with a quick google. 

https://www.dailywritingtips.com/jury-rigged-vs-jerry-rigged/

[El Diablo 4232]

3 hours ago, lateshow said:

I still don't know what you mean....

He was flying by the seat of his pants.

[JSB 677]

Figuring out how to fix something around the house that you've never worked on before, and it only taking about 15 minutes and $10 in parts.  Especially when calling in a professional would have been $100 minimum

[BigDHornfan 6545]

First nut after having to refrain for a week after a vasectomy.  may not be trivial on second thought.

[52-80 19140]

When you use the Font drop-down box in Windows ... powerpoint, word, notepad, whatever.... and are inundated with 1000s of fucking butt fucking ugly ass shit that you would never voluntarily choose in a million years...............

Arial Condensed, Franklin Gothic, Courier Regular, Courier New, Impact, all the ridiculous Scripts, 300 variants of Segoe, motherfucking Webdings and Wingdingdongs....

 

on all my computers i tried to delete it from the computer 1 by 1.  and most of them, windows wont allow because its a "system protected font"

 

well i just discovered you could right-click on all the motherfucker and "Hide" them.  never to be seen on a drop-down menu again. hallelujah

[Guest]

On 11/7/2018 at 4:01 PM, lateshow said:

I still don't know what you mean....

Southern Engineering.

McGuyver shit...

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

Buying reserved seats unreasonably close to some asshole in an otherwise uncrowded movie theater and making him have to get up and move. 

[El Diablo 4232]

5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Buying reserved seats unreasonably close to some asshole in an otherwise uncrowded movie theater and making him have to get up and move. 

It wasn't the proximity, it was the masturbation.

[JSB 677]

Having a microwave upstairs and the excitement my kids get over warmed PJs this time of year

[elfenix 34221]

Paying for basic economy and still getting a carry on and a window seat

 

Edit: also, 3 beers in the lounge beforehand

[NeverMarryAStripper 21864]

When those beers kick in you’re going to regret the window seat

[elfenix 34221]

Also, no one in the middle seat.

[lateshow 1304]

Fuck a window seat. #teamaisleseat

[52-80 19140]

I just bought one of these watt-meter thing that you plug electronic devices into, and it measures how much power its drawing.  Shit's dope.

Can see how much juice things draw when they're idle, when on stand-by, when in use, etc...

[mycox 582]

22 hours ago, lateshow said:

Fuck a window seat. #teamaisleseat

Not a fan of the isle seat.. Cart traffic and fat people always brushing by me.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21864]

Yes, but the beach makes it worth it

[Jameslaw121 4448]

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

I just bought one of these watt-meter thing that you plug electronic devices into, and it measures how much power its drawing.  Shit's dope.

Can see how much juice things draw when they're idle, when on stand-by, when in use, etc...

What did you get and how much was it? 

[52-80 19140]

4 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

What did you get and how much was it? 

The device that popularized is call Kill A Watt but now there are hundreds of generics for <20$.  You can get fancy ones that transmit data via Bluetooth.. .some built into a power strip, etc.  Mines just a basic one with an LCD reading on it

 

https://www.amazon.com/P3-P4400-Electricity-Usage-Monitor/dp/B00009MDBU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1542319307&amp;sr=8-3&amp;keywords=wattmeter

[Anwar Namtut 344]

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

The device that popularized is call Kill A Watt but now there are hundreds of generics for <20$.  You can get fancy ones that transmit data via Bluetooth.. .some built into a power strip, etc.  Mines just a basic one with an LCD reading on it

 

https://www.amazon.com/P3-P4400-Electricity-Usage-Monitor/dp/B00009MDBU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1542319307&amp;sr=8-3&amp;keywords=wattmeter

Why is a 1-pack $20, but a 2-pack $114, 3 - $170 and 5 - $284? WTF?

[52-80 19140]

13 minutes ago, Anwar Namtut said:

Why is a 1-pack $20, but a 2-pack $114, 3 - $170 and 5 - $284? WTF?

Search for "watt meter" and buy any of the other generics

[Archer 474]

Opening the first beer on a long weekend. 

[SilasCoade 2622]

Swinging the door at the office break room to perfectly close with a gentle click. Any door really.

[DougO 5243]

Crop dusting a loud place where you can just let it fly.

[CooterBrown 18001]

I overheard my 6 year old daughter tell her two friends “if you don’t play nice I’m gonna have to punch both of you in the face!”

No idea why but that pleased me.

[SilasCoade 2622]

10 hours ago, Llogg said:

Swinging the door at the office break room to perfectly close with a gentle click. Any door really.

Not sure how this post offended someone but 🆗 🐸

[Incredulity 11643]

He is the chairman of the International Brotherhood of Locks and Hinges, you heathen.

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

6 hours ago, Llogg said:

Not sure how this post offended someone but 🆗 🐸

You've been Slorched! 

[DougO 5243]

Coming back from a short-trip Thanksgiving dinner with zero leftovers to deal with.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Sometimes my wife will open a beer then decide she doesn't want it.  Guess where it goes?  The answer is in my belly.

[Guest]

Finding a Thanksgiving photo of my son on deployment on his Army unit's webpage.

Very, very cool!!!

[retread 2951]

Nice warm day in December. ::bump:

[52-80 19140]

setting my car seat heater on full blast in the winter and getting that nice toasty back and ass

[El Diablo 4232]

An open HEB.

[PilotsError 2286]

Is such a thing even possible?

[PvilleStang 2875]

36 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Is such a thing even possible?

You should ask @HouTex.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21864]

Just finished a complete brake job on my old truck. I put in new pads, rotors, and calipers. I took it for a test drive and everything is working like a champ. There’s something about working with your hands to accomplish something that gives you a great feeling.

 

Of course, I left my phone sitting on the rear bumper when I took it for the test drive. I had to use my iPad and find my iPhone app to track it down. The screen protector was smashed to shit, but not one scratch on the screen. I appears that the camera is now nonfunctional though.

 

[luke duke 6412]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Just finished a complete brake job on my old truck. I put in new pads, rotors, and calipers. I took it for a test drive and everything is working like a champ. There’s something about working with your hands to accomplish something that gives you a great feeling.

 

Of course, I left my phone sitting on the rear bumper when I took it for the test drive. I had to use my iPad and find my iPhone app to track it down. The screen protector was smashed to shit, but not one scratch on the screen. I appears that the camera is now nonfunctional though.

 

Sounds like you came out way ahead.

[Druggist 303]

When I'm watching a game and a good "Bullshit" chant makes it through to the broadcast.  I'm in my 40s now and this is a carryover from when I was a kid.  

[BayouBill 835]

When you hit the perfect windshield wiper speed to windshield moisture ratio