Texas vs Maryland Game Week Thread

[Nivek 16,913]

First off Fuck you.  What the fuck are you even bringing up straw man excuses for?  Nobody was even remotely going down those roads.  Fuck You and Fuck Maryland!

What about the horse CTJ rode in on? Is she cool?

[DigDug 1,667]

And that fucking horse!!

[closetojumping 62,445]

14 minutes ago, DigDug said:

First off Fuck you.  What the fuck are you even bringing up straw man excuses for?  Nobody was even remotely going down those roads.  Fuck You and Fuck Maryland!

 

12 minutes ago, Nivek said:

What about the horse CTJ rode in on? Is she cool?

This is the DM I got earlier from DigDug: "Hey cunt, are you always a cunt you fucking cunt". 

He sounds pretty fucking smart. And sane.

[DigDug 1,667]

I thought it was a legitimate question.  And a nice attention getter 

[Newy25 7,668]

DigDug approaching Zach Smith level unhinged. 

[DigDug 1,667]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

This is the DM I got earlier from DigDug: "Hey cunt, are you always a cunt you fucking cunt". 

He sounds pretty fucking smart. And sane.

Since you feel the need to post Dm's, your response "Hey Demarco, you sound really smart."

You misspelled Brian

[texifornia 56,790]

 

[closetojumping 62,445]

1 minute ago, DigDug said:

Since you feel the need to post Dm's, your response "Hey Demarco, you sound really smart."

You misspelled Brian

I post DMs when rubes send me gibberish. I want other people to join in the laughter. So, you're welcome, Brian, apparently.

[DCLonghorn 244]

 

They seem to be doing football all wrong.

[DigDug 1,667]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I post DMs when rubes send me gibberish. I want other people to join in the laughter. So, you're welcome, Brian, apparently.

Ah, don't mention it.

[Machinator 32,098]

 

[SameSame 1,704]

The hype is real

[SameSame 1,704]

27 minutes ago, DigDug said:

I thought it was a legitimate question.  And a nice attention getter 

[Dbeasy 15,031]

This is the DM I got earlier from DigDug: "Hey cunt, are you always a cunt you fucking cunt". 
He sounds pretty fucking smart. And sane.

You didn’t answer his question.

[thepop 4,409]

Flex pass now available. Got my USC tickets. Seats to be assigned later.

[texifornia 56,790]

 

[Tailgate 3,019]

They’re getting their playas ready!

[Katfid54 8,595]

4 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

They’re getting their playas ready!

[Born Burnt 6,177]

8 hours ago, jofus said:

Please go find some high quality wood to knock on. 

Your mom...oh, never mind.

[ApocalypseTexas 297]

 

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

41 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

They’re getting their playas ready!

[texifornia 56,790]

51 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

They’re getting their playas ready!

Well I've found my future wife

[GotThatFire 166]

17 minutes ago, ApocalyseTexas said:

 

I hope Foreman remembers Sam’s block on his last TD forever. Good shit, Sam. Way to lay it out there for the Senior. 

[Machinator 32,098]

 

[ousux 5,595]

 

Fuck yeah, waffle ball bats and basketballs will help us beat the shit outta da terps!

[bigup2dahorns 3,343]

Was fairly quiet on social media today, now seeing lots of snaps coming from Fedex field as the team completes the walk thru. In other words, the Horns have arrived.

[bigup2dahorns 3,343]

[Tailgate 3,019]

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

I'm a little woozy looking at that Panoramic time warp. Is Dr. Frank N. Furter going to be an honorary coach or something?

[Jack Wilson 313]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm a little woozy looking at that Panoramic time warp. Is Dr. Frank N. Furter going to be an honorary coach or something?

Nope, it's all over. His mission is a failure. His lifestyle's too extreme.

[GotThatFire 166]

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

 I can smell the NFL atmosphere from here. Nothing like a good old college football travesty to get your blood boiling the day before game day. 

[okiehorn 23]

Badass  video from Malik

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/malikjefferson/status/1035660065062232065/video/1

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Well, somebody is doing the right voodoo, at least:

[texifornia 56,790]

 

[satyanash 14,454]

6 hours ago, Tailgate said:

They’re getting their playas ready!

[Lhorn 4,905]

2 hours ago, okiehorn said:

Badass  video from Malik

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/malikjefferson/status/1035660065062232065/video/1

Nice.  Some front 7 love.  Malik was a badass.

[Droopy 2,626]

4 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Nice.  Some front 7 love.  Malik was is a badass.

fify

[ousux 5,595]

Guess the giant deadskins logo stays on the field..

Wishing we had just played this thing at their house. How small could their stadium possibly be?

[po elvis 2,070]

22 minutes ago, ousux said:

Guess the giant deadskins logo stays on the field..

Wishing we had just played this thing at their house. How small could their stadium possibly be?

54k

[cochamps 1,879]

23 minutes ago, ousux said:

Guess the giant deadskins logo stays on the field..

Wishing we had just played this thing at their house. How small could their stadium possibly be?

I think 54K

[brojangles2 786]

10 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

BEST UNIFORM IN SPORTS!!!!!

[NowThis 931]

game plane - Sam won't run much. True?

[BERT 4,358]

Just now, NowThis said:

game plane - Sam won't run much. True?

Probably not safe to run on the plane 

[po elvis 2,070]

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

game plane - Sam won't run much. True?

i would prefer he only run while scrambling from a called pass.

[Radical Larry 28,539]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Probably not safe to run on the plane 

Thanks a lot, Bin Laden. 

[satyanash 14,454]

6 minutes ago, NowThis said:

game plane - Sam won't run much. True?

We went empty set a lot on 3rd and short last year against Maryland. It quickly became infuriating.

Let's see how we approach tomorrow differently.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

We didnt have reliable TE to operate in the system we wanted to use. 

Most of our offense last year was purposely fucked up substitutions and play calling to install the "culture" 

The rest was live game action "practice" 

IMO. 

[LTtxfan 49,135]

11 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

12 HOURS......

TERPS ABOUT TO BE ROADKILL......

[Born Burnt 6,177]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fucking fuck yes!

[Party_Taco 3,719]

Tailgates soon - Goodnight from MD, fuckers!

We ride tomorrow...


... and eat turtles with our crabs for dinner.